Thread 213641149 - /tv/ [Archived: 20 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:55:23 PM No.213641149
Alien Earth_thumb.jpg
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>Alien Earth isn't woke-ACK!
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:57:58 PM No.213641202
>>213641149 (OP)
Do words even mean anything to you anymore, you skull-fucked drone?
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:58:55 PM No.213641229
What does this clip have to do with "woke"?
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:00:04 PM No.213641260
>strong womyn android
God I am angry already
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:01:04 PM No.213641279
>>213641149 (OP)
this webm was bad before anything even happened. The light casting on the old womans face doesn't look natural, she clearly isn't standing outside and clearly is behind a green screen.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:01:22 PM No.213641289
>>213641149 (OP)
this will go down as some of the worst CGI in history
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:02:27 PM No.213641318
>>213641149 (OP)
But she transitioned into the sand.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:03:31 PM No.213641344
>>213641149 (OP)
Ash, Bishop, Call and David would have been obliterated by that impact. Ash literally gets killed with a fucking fire extinguisher. ABSOLUTE GOYSLOP
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:03:54 PM No.213641351
>>213641202
>>213641229
She's not an android, just a powerful f*cking woman. They've retconned all women in the Alien multiverse to be like that sadly.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:04:49 PM No.213641370
I don't know what woke means anymore.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:07:48 PM No.213641438
>>213641351
>Wendy was a meta-human created on Earth in 2120 by the Prodigy Corporation, using the mind of terminally ill girl Marcy. The synthetic Kirsh was her protector.
dishonest shitskin woke right tranny
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:08:54 PM No.213641468
>>213641149 (OP)
Is that Bam Margera?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:10:01 PM No.213641500
>>213641149 (OP)
i'm assuming that's an android
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:11:16 PM No.213641527
>>213641149 (OP)
She uh, sorta, forgot that gravity and physics exist
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:12:49 PM No.213641559
>>213641149 (OP)
>nobody asks why she has a fucking paper cutter strapped to her back, they don't even offer her a proper sword in the event they're okay with it
I swear to God if the scooby gang fist fight a Xeno and don't end up shredded in 5 seconds
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:13:04 PM No.213641568
why dont the humans just make an army of androids that are immune to acid to fight the aliens?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:14:06 PM No.213641596
>>213641149 (OP)
I hate how modern movies all look like TV commercials.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:14:26 PM No.213641601
324543 alyyms earth
324543 alyyms earth
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>>213641149 (OP)
I can tell how cheap this shit is if you need indians to make visuals in after effects
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:14:58 PM No.213641615
This isn't a woke or antiwoke thing.
This is a case of low IQ liberal arts students trying to write scifi and not knowing how physics works.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:15:58 PM No.213641640
>>213641370
Gen alpha think it just means "bad" they have no context for the word.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:19:30 PM No.213641712
commander shitface
commander shitface
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>>213641149 (OP)
>modern movie/tv
>desaturated yellow/green piss color grading
Why the fuck does everything look like this now? Did editors forget that red and blue exist?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:19:53 PM No.213641721
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>>213641149 (OP)
>strong female protag is new to Alien
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:22:12 PM No.213641772
>>213641721
>invincible yassqueens are boring to audiences
Yes.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:22:38 PM No.213641785
>>213641615
Just wait until gen a uses chatgpt to write stories. We will look back at this slop as if it was high art.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:26:10 PM No.213641857
>>213641149 (OP)
This show is so fucking stupid, man
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:50:30 PM No.213642441
>>213641149 (OP)
>no crater
Even the sand is stunning and brave now.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:59:19 PM No.213642653
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Ah, yes, the female-android-hard-landing trope.
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:05:15 PM No.213642774
>>213641149 (OP)
Huh, the new Alien series is just capeshit?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:45:31 PM No.213643750
why does EVERYTHING look like fucking shit now? I'm not crazy. this looks bad but this is the where the bar is fo acceptable television now. oh sorry SECOND MONITOR CONTENT or whatever the fuck it's called
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:48:35 PM No.213643830
>>213642653
Except in GITS the impact and weight are there.
>>213641149 (OP)
Awful CGI
This and the guards coming in episode 2 just to ignore the giant 8 foot "bag" that is clearly an alien in glue just to try and arrest the black cyborg in front of them because muh racism stand in are the worst parts of both episodes.
That aside it's alright but yeah it's very clearly woke.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:51:11 PM No.213643905
>>213641351
No, she isn't "just a woman". You idiot.