Imagine getting filtered by a witch - /tv/ (#213641233) [Archived: 21 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:58:59 PM No.213641233
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>reee its not mkultra
>reee its not 5g towers
>reee its not evil children
>reee its not a pied piper
>reee its not aliens
kek
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:06:54 PM No.213641420
Pretty underwhelming that the mystery box movies solution is basically a cartoon character.

This movie is almost the same as his last one which was also the same as X.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:08:36 PM No.213641460
Carnivale fans be on the look out for 2 actors
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:09:23 PM No.213641481
Based Gladys
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:45:46 PM No.213642323
total witch death
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:58:39 PM No.213642637
Total Witch Victory
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Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:00:42 PM No.213642687
evil-be-gone
evil-be-gone
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>>213642637
>kills you instantly
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:01:51 PM No.213642709
I'm glad it wasnt some evil corporation or military experiment
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:02:32 PM No.213642725
>>213641233 (OP)
I reee'd over none of that, I simply find that all the eeriness and suspense that this movie and Barbarian built up evaporates once they revealed what was going on. In Barbarian my interested died along with Skarsgard when he got murdered by the incest monster
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:05:35 PM No.213642786
Imagine watching this shit after how bad Barbarian was
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:09:11 PM No.213642859
>>213641233 (OP)
we haven't had a good witch movie since The VVitch
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:13:26 PM No.213642963
>>213641233 (OP)
I never knew the story of the pied piper. After I researched it, I’m a little disappointed it wasn’t a pied piper story.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:35:30 PM No.213643493
I thought it was gonna be aliens too but I didn't get mad at it the reveal, it was well done
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:46:41 PM No.213643775
>>213641233 (OP)
>>reee its not a pied piper
This would've been genuinely kino though, with a few tweaks Gladys could've been the Pied Piper, in her clown makeup and hideous wig she already looks like the perfect horror movie version of the Piper. I still liked how they handled her as just a witch though.

People hoping for aliens are subhumans.