batman and spiderman are the only two capeshits that work in film
the only two heroes with believable alter egos, meaningful stories, and actually recognizable villains with well-told motivations
both have just enough goof and camp to believably adapt to live action without nonsensical elements like flight and laser beams
both have proven success in the industry and have been handled by very competent directors and actors
why even bother attempting to adapt any other capeslop? they either all turn out to be faux-comedies like the mcu or schizophrenic trash like any other dc attempt
capeshit in live action is a solved genre in terms of artistic merit with these two guys

>ywn never get a kino Batman & Spider-Man movie
Why live?

>>213641572 (OP)
X-Men works well too.

>>213641748
No it doesnt. Every successful xmen movie turns into Wolverine and his 6+ Mutant companions

>>213641572 (OP)
Who are his recognizable villains?

>>213641887
Uuuuuummmmm

>>213641572 (OP)
>batman and spiderman are the only two capeshits that work in film
correct and more often than not neither of them work. nothing else even has a chance

>>213641572 (OP)
Every Batman that wasn't Nolan was a comedy though. And Nolan's were ashamed to be what they were instead.

>diarrhea and poopycaca are the only two feces formations that work in excrement

>>213641965
This. Even batman and spiderman only have 2 or 3 8/10 movies. The rest are 6/10 capeshit

>>213641976
Returns is played pretty straight. Rocket penguins aside

>>213641572 (OP)
We get it OP, you're a faggot casual with no original thoughts or imagination. No need to go through all this trouble to announce it to a bunch of other faggots on a Hawaiian surfing board wax imageboard.

>>213642212
>if I insult without merit, I win!! I win I win I win!!! All my anonymous friends will cheer for me because I win!!!!!

>>213641572 (OP)
They can also successfully change actors. Superman is cursed by not being able to move on from Reeve.

>>213642301
>Proving his point.

>>213642301
If he himself does not watch capeshit, he is right and does win. If he is trying to say his taste in capeshit trumps yours, then we've all lost

>>213641572 (OP)
Al the villains in Spiderman are connected to his personal life as Peter Parker in some way. That shit is retarded if you want to make a serious movie and only works in a WB 90s teen drama kind of way.

>>213641572 (OP)
Is this AI?

>Michael j Fox and Michael Keaton

Imagine the banter

>>213642722
No, it's from an actual Batman and Spider-Man cross-over comic from the 90s. DC and Marvel used to do stuff like this all the time.

>>213642722
one time Superman had Caps shield and Thors hammer it was cool

>>213641572 (OP)
why not Superman/Kent?

>>213641887
Cancer

>>213641976
Also Nolan:

>>213643935
I mean it was the biggest thing since the silent era

>>213641572 (OP)

>>213644083
>>213643935
....for you

>>213644257
Fuak. I forgot the climactic fight against clayface involved batman taking up Raz al Guld sword and chopping him up into peices. They dont make em like that anymore

>>213641572 (OP)
If Batman went to Spidermans New York and Spiderman went to Gotham how would each of them do.

>>213644339
Spider-Man can bench-press a train, while the strongest Batman opponent is someone like Killer Croc.

>>213644257
I've really got to play the arkham games again, swinging around new york is fun but nothing beats stalking prey then fighting hordes as batman

>>213644376
spidey would get super murdered within a day, even superman doesn't fuck around in gotham

>>213644339
Batman would have them all locked up in a week.

Spiderman would be driven psychologically insane by the depravity and brutality of the city

>>213644480
how would Batman defeat Gog?

>>213644602
Preptime

>>213644602
he's in the marvel universe he acquires pym particles and shrinks the stupid dog

>>213642039
Being revive and getting cat powers is straight?