here’s your perfect organism, bro

>electricity cant taze the alien because..... it just cant okay?!?

>>213644112 (OP)
Fuck this is stupid

Kino. 40s sci fi whimsy is back

>>213644112 (OP)
Jesus, that was fucking stupid.

>>213644112 (OP)
who you gonna call?

>>213644137
a large, violent black guy getting tazed.
seems lore-accurate to me.

>>213644160
Why can't they just do even subtle emotion it's a fucking alien. They either scream like apes or just go :l

>>213644112 (OP)
Is this nigger an alien too to pull the alien so effortlessly with one hand? Nigger model of synth?

This series is like one of those shit-tier dark horse comics post-earth war brought to life on screen.

i like alien when its schlocky

>>213644112 (OP)
>movies spend effort to use shadows and show alien in a way that we dont see a fucking obv actor in a costume
>modern media

>if even one of them makes it to earth, just shoot it with the stun gun

>>213644194
hes a robot

>>213644183
Exactly my first thought.

>>213644137
it can when a powerful black man is welding it

>>213644195
Nah, black people are just naturally that strong

>>213644112 (OP)
Kino, they finally acknowledged how light xenomorphs would be considering they go from kitten sized to 7 ft tall monster in a few hours without eating anything.

>>213644112 (OP)
It's like George Floyd vs. Derek Chauvin, but Derek Chauvin is a nigger/

Wh-where's that booty warrior taking the alien?

>>213644112 (OP)
>lazzor beams and spiderweb guns
In the meantime the marines in Aliens had to resort to Mossberg shotguns made 200yrs ago

>>213644112 (OP)
Why yes, black mans cum spray is the perfect organism. Too subtle?