Is this show good?
I don't want to see blacked shit again please, it's already three movies.

>>213644364 (OP)
>Is this show good?
It's terrible.

>>213644364 (OP)
it's bad, but the DEIshit is the least of its worries.

i like the black guy in the first film. he's a laugh. he had a white friend, maybe he had a white gf/fiancee/wife.

you /pol/brains have gone too far. you're not even joking.

>>213644364 (OP)
It’s good but filtered most of the /tv/ (as Noah Hawley tends to do) so low IQs will say it’s shit.

But rassure me, there is no nigger worship, nigger proximity or implied sex with niggers?

It's like three fucking movie they are doing it with this lame license.

>>213644451
Come on now, I'm not falling for that, pajeet.

It’s awful

You people are obsessed with black folks.

A children movie that appears in this crap is more shilled than any actual Alien content. What does it tell you?

>>213644364 (OP)
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>>213644475
You should talk to a professional about this

>>213644534
Who mentioned blacks? I think you're the one with the problem, anon.

>>213644475
You'll never breed lil gup.

>>213644534
Oh the ironing. It's delicious.

>>213644554
OP did, for starters

>>213644364 (OP)
>want to make a thread about a show
>afraid you'll get downvoted
>bring up black cocks for no reason just to fit in

Really, really sad.

>>213644451
>"Hey, Ripley it's Manny from Ice Age (now streaming on Disney +)"

>>213644569
Anon. Tell me what you think "blacked" means.

>>213644364 (OP)
If you went in with zero expectations then I thought it was at least enjoyable to some extent.
Its basically zoomer aliens... I found the first 15 minutes so poorly edited... like they are in a such a rush to get to the story which fails to built any sort of tension.
Its just thrown straight into aliens, which im ok with really. Its just never going to capture the originals feel. Its owned by Disney for fucks sake, so what are people expecting.

And its a TV series, it was never going to be great. Could have gone for a darker tone, but we are in 2025 and they are trying to appeal to the younger generation which can't pay attention for more than 10 seconds so things move quickly.

It has the same feel as Romulus. So if you enjoyed that you will probably enjoy this.

>>213644573
4chan culture has really taken a downfall. I'd rather he associated with Bailey Jay and Chris Chan than this

>>213644595
>it was at least enjoyable to some extent
This is incorrect.

>>213644594
No, I want to hear what you think it means first. Especially since it's a word that only appeared a few years ago in the context of a porn series

>>213644628
Ha. Racist and porn addicted.
I will not further this discourse.

Who directed this steaming turd?

Yes, it's kino and the best show in years. Story is interesting and not just another Alien rehash, and production value is some of the best I've seen on television. Attention to detail is insane, and it looks as good as the original movies. Don't listen to mentally ill schizos, who think they are waging some holy culture war, and thus must shit on literally everything and forbid anyone from enjoying anything, or a bunch of trolls, who are simply getting a kick out of being contrarians and "different" from "normies".

>>213644573
Listen, it's not my fault if Scott has done a Idriss Elba implied sex scene with Theron in Prometheus, a literal interracial sex scene in Covenant with a lame joke about the alien tail being a black dick and that Romulus put us the gentle black teddy bear android very close to the white woman MC.

I have reasons to be don't want to see this shit again, I wanna see space monsters, not psyop about niggers.

>>213644672
$0.012 has been deposited to your Disney+ account!

>>213644663
>Who directed this steaming turd?
Noah Hawley, some American fag singer.

>>213644661
Of course you won't further it, you knowingly just accused me of what I was implying about you, using all the evidence I was building for my case as your own proof. Very jewish move.

>>213644706

>>213644709
I'm not OP. Sit down. You're making a fool of yourself again.

Is this board full of amateurs who have forgotten that Scott has done two literal blacked scenes in Prometheus and Covenant?
You have no idea about the subject because you don't watch movies.

>>213644672
Why is it moonwalking?

No, it's Alien for children.

>>213644749
What even was the bonus situation anyway?

>>213644749
>you don't watch movies.
And why do you think that is?

>>213644364 (OP)
it marks a new era in trans-media. watch it.

>>213644740
I didn't say you were OP. I'm also not standing

>>213644761
It's reversing in a wheelchair. DEI insisted there was at least one disabled alien in the series.

there are no white people in this show

>>213644749
Why is Ridley Scott genociding white people? That's what happens when you put minorities in movies. White people die.

>>213644792
>Alien Earth finally clears up the bositch

>>213644407
Prometheus and Covenant both have hamfisted blacked scenes. Definitely a little fishy if Romulus has one too

>>213644815
OP. I already tell you why I mentionned the blacked shit, because we have two alien movies who literally tell us that and one movie with an implied romance with a black android.

Of course, you don't care about that because you don't watch movies, so you not understand basic references.

The worst was the scene with Idriss Elba in Prometheus who feel really strange and forced.

>>213644451
lmao is that real

Comfy 1910s sci fi whimsy

>>213644923
Ice Age is actually very important to the story.

>>213644903
You're coming off as arrogant.

>>213644851
To be fair in Prometheus, the bitch was supposed to be an android, the character played by Elba was originally scandinavian in the script.

And in Covenant, the actress was latina but its the same shitty message.

In Romulus nothing happened but that infantilized black android felt cringe.

>>213644960
It's not my fault if you don't watch movies and are bothered when we complains about interracial sex pushed in movies who have nothing to do with it.

>even shills can't defend it

>>213644976
You're obsessed anon, relax. Watch peterpan, watch ice age, have a rest.

>>213644903
There was no implied romance with the spergdroid in Romulus. You have an obsession and it's not healthy or making you happy my friend

>>213644701
A gallon of sperm has been deposited into your mother's mouth!

Noah needs to adhere to show don't tell. Too much exposition telling and not enough genuine conversation. I wouldn't even call it exposition as there's no 'dump' per say, just a bunch of soliloquies and the worst of them from the Olyphant cyborg.

>>213644960
He's coming off as a retard. One of the basic necessities for arrogance is the ability to make sense and we're not even at that point yet

>>213645092
>being a retard
>just for repeating objective facts about Scott doing blacked scenes in two recent alien movies for no reasons.
>worried about the same shit happening in that new show
Chill out tranny, watch the movies before giving us your shitty opinions.

>>213645070
Did you know you may no longer be on top of the universe's food chain now that you're a species of interstellar explorers? I'm very deep. This is some truly heavy stuff guys. Lovecraft would truly tremble in fear at such an utterance. Please clap.
BRAVO HAWLEY.

>>213644364 (OP)
It wasn't as bad as I was expecting. The cast is atrocious but atleast they've come up with some new stuff. I'm still expecting it to completely shit the bed.

>>213645170
I find myself skipping a lot of scenes.

>>213644451
>QUICK, ORDER THE SCENE TO BE SHOT THAT SOLELY EXISTS SO PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA WILL TALK ABOUT IT
This trend is absolutely fucking awful. You can clearly tell when they want to to do it too. This wasn't written in organically.

>>213644595
was such a fan of aliens in the 80s 90s the first movie was always airing in my head , no idea there could be another one then woah. just loved that fictional world, was imagining all sorts of movies. fast forward some more hits and misses in this franchise... up to now: i didnt even bother to watch romulus the zoomer one and from the little i have read i feel confident in thinking i havent missed much, for me. now this show... shit, i tried to watch the first one but stopped after 10 15 minutes: maybe its just played out, always the same shit. why not something totally different, a brand new franchise is what i want. its been like 40 years of the same elements sof that one fantasy. how about smething newwwwww

Look, unless you can cast an actor better than Fassbender's DAVID 8, just don't bother trying to do cyborgs. There will never be another Ash, or a Bishop or a David. These were all highly accomplished actors and zoomies just can't pull it off.. I'm sorry, but it's true.

>>213645210
always watching the same shit = at one point the audience should have the benefits that comes with being legally retarded.

Why do they put zoomies on an universe about dirty adults?

>>213645231
Huge this. HUGE.

>>213645231
They can always deepfake Ian Holm again.

>>213644792
it could be an homage to the crabwalk cut from the original film. it would be kino if the ayy was slow and methodical like the original but nah its still a coked out screaming bat out of hell

>>213645300
They'll deepfake Lance Hendrikssen next.

>>213645321
Yes but the problem is he's not dead yet.

>>213645309
Bravo Fede you fucking hack.

>>213644539
TMNT theme, Ghostbusters theme, and Power Rangers theme were the peak of /tv/ music between like 1985 and 1995

>>213645316 was meant for >>213644761

Was anyone put off by the 1:1 opening shots of A:E to Alien? Exact same fucking ship. Exact same fucking mess hall. Same smoking. It wasn't even the same fucking vessel. It's not even a nostromo class ship (a tug boat). I can't fucking handle creators not being able to make something new. Don't fucking recreate Alien. You can't.

>>213645451
u mad

>>213645353
this. i feel like the 'safer' option is to have purely instrumental music rather than lyrics/vocals, lest it be 'cringe'.

>>213645514
Yes. U glad?

>>213645451
I didn't mind it. You could argue that the ship should look different but really they were just trying to communicate that an entire Alien movie happened offscreen and I kind of like that.

this is garbage

>>213644364 (OP)
What's with all the pajeets?

>>213645681
yeah that was off-putting.

>>213645681
It takes place in the future.

>>213645451
I was put off by everything in this movie
>heckin epic references of Romulus that transformed into outright sampling of the original
>goofy tone thanks to it being a Power Rangers style show for young adult audiences just with blood and gore
>fixation on androids and their cliched existential musings, again
>Sting at home
>supporting actors give furniture level performances
>main actors are repulsive or bland
>boy genius? really? that's too clown shoes even for a teen show

>>213645715
Where Indians are still mass immigrating to US because their own country is a shithole.

>>213645645
Yes saar, they reuse sets to make you remeber old film, very astute observations!

>>213645794
>reuse sets

>>213645794
Do you member the nostromo?
Do you member the mess hall?
Do you member the smoking?
Do you member the banter?
Do you member the cryosleep?
Do you member the malevolent company robot happy to kill off the crew?
I member!
Fuck me harder Di$ney.

>>213645451
in the future every starship crew has to have at least one guy that looks like Yaphet Kotto
how else are they going to get to the bottom of the Bonus Situation

>>213645834
Oh? Is unique sets? Not from Romulus, another Disney propeerty? Disney are really masters of cinema!

>>213645922
They made the nigger a malevolent murderer of white women instead of a nice working class porch engineer nigger who just wanted his bonus to help with dem programs.
Bravo di$ney!

Why do they keep making such a big deal about that dude being a cyborg? It doesn't seem to actually matter at all. He hasn't done one cyborgesque thing.

>>213645897
Bro, I'm gonna be real with you. At this point I'm not even mad anymore. For me it's like watching that indian corpse dance webm. Repulsive but also weirdly fascinating.
I'll most likely watch the wole season just to see how further they can desecrate said corpse.

>>213645922

I believe all evidence of aliens is AI.

DEATHMATCH
8XH8S

>>213645996
Bet you WY has his keedz hostage, so that's why he's so cold and evil.

>>213646023
big F to a Real One

>>213644407
i liked the raucous jussie smollett interracial shower sex scene with hip hop music coming in abruptly and at an inappropriate time in the film's arc

>>213646044
Hmm she's an Asian woman and they're above blacks on the oppressive stack.. you may be onto something anon. We can't have a cold-hearted killer nigger, his killing must be justified! This is di$ney after all.

>>213646164
>she's an Asian woman and they're above blacks on the oppressive stack
this is debunked

>>213645999
He was gonna kill the hecking based scorpion! Just like David would!

>>213644407
theres nothing /pol/ about what he said
you revealed more of your own bias ironically

>>213644544
>>213644558
why are you so mad? jk i know why

>>213646365
I'm not mad, I recommended he see a professional because I'm concerned.

>>213644573
>>213644598
why are you so mad? jk i know why lol

>>213646385
plausible deniability is what women use when they are too ugly to be honest
we're online and male anon

So what are the 5 lifeforms on the ship?

1. Xenomorph
2. Alien ticks
3. Eyeball jellyfish
4. Alien flytrap

What’s the fifth one?

>>213646026
>I believe all evidence of aliens is AI.
is "this is AI" the new "this is photoshopped"?
just a phrase for anything that doesn't seem real?
at least say "AI generated" or CGI

>>213646198
I debunked all over your mum's face last night

>>213646425
N-word.

The sad thing is, Americans are dumb enough to scoff down this slop and ask for seconds.

>>213646425
The Thing

>>213646425
yakubomorph

>>213646425
a flying pajeet insect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62scKoepHwg

>>213646592
I wonder if this feels good for them

>>213644672
I'm liking the show overall but this shot had me chuckling. It looked like he was rolling on wheels or was doing the "going down the stairs behind the couch" bit.

>>213646507
america is half nonwhite
you can put a monkey eating shit and it will get 5 seasons now
niggers will reply to this proudly saying YEAH WHAT YOU GON DO ABOUT IT TIMMY as they eat shit and get diabetes

>>213644672
>3d printed xeno

>>213645645
>they were just trying to communicate that an entire Alien movie happened offscreen and I kind of like that.
That is by far the worst part about this show, skipping the good stuff just to show us some utterly boring drama.

>>213646747
the series will come back to it in later episode.
you can see flashes of the ship outbreak in episode 1.
trust the disney overlords.

>>213645715
kek

>>213646842
The show has already lost my interest.