I'm hittin' the waves, see ya later, losers.

>>213645687 (OP)
This movie is bad but also kino

>>213645687 (OP)
What a fun movie.

>>213645687 (OP)
WEEEEEEELLLL A DROP OF JANNY’S BLOOD WOULDN’T DO US ANY HARM
AND WE’LL ALL HANG ON BEHIND

what do they eat?

if there's ONE movie that should be a modern open world video game, it's waterworld

>>213645777
Jeanne Tripplehorn

stranded at sea. better drink my own piss

>>213645687 (OP)
You're here forever. See you tomorrow.

>>213645777
Fish

>>213645966
Today’s fish is trout a la creme
Enjoy your meal.

gay ass movie. 20,000 feet of sea level rise lmao, there's not enough water on Earth to do that even if you melted every single ice sheet on land and dumped every single last lake and river into the oceans.

>>213646162
it wasn't Earth, it was Waterworld...

>>213646162
didnt stop God

>>213645786
>if there's ONE movie that should be a modern open world video game, it's waterworld
Not into vidya but I would play this

>>213645777

There's a scene where he uses himself as bait for a giant fish then kills it with explosives and you see them eating the fish afterwards. A better question would be 'what do they drink'?

>>213646331
>A better question would be 'what do they drink'?
In the extended Ulysses Cut edition, this question is both asked and answered directly. Here we see Enola (the little girl) and Helen (the woman) having collected their urine in cups. Helen asks the Mariner (Kevin Costner) why he doesn't use sea water. His response: seawater is harder on the filters. In the next shot, he combines their urine, runs it through the filter, and then drinks it.

>"lol xd our protagonist is mad at everyone and nobody likes him!!"
Shit annoying trope.
I hate that he's literally me

Can any anon suggest another "single man or small crew goes on a sailing adventure" kind of film?

>>213646479
muppet treasure island

>>213646479
Not sure, I think they went by boat.

>>213646196
starring John Water

>>213646479
dead calm

>>213646479
The Odyssey (1997 Miniseries)
Jason and the Argonauts (1963)
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954)
Treasure Island (1950)
Treasure Island (1990)

>>213645687 (OP)
>>213645777

Where do they sleep?

>>213646693
>How far should a man go to find his dream.

>>213646479
master and commander

>>213646831
Dead Calm kinda sucks.
>wife and psycho repeatedly keep letting eachother live during this life-or-death struggle

>>213646868
With the wee one.

>>213646868
unda da sea!

>excuse me good sir, may I rape your travelling companion in exchange of random useless paper?
>okay... no actually I changed my mind after getting your hopes up time to get stabbed
Shittiest protagonist ever.

>>213647060
Based pretend ignoramus

>>213647178
Isn't that literally what happens? Or am I misremembering?

>>213647060
How is it rape if a transaction is agreed upon?

>>213647366
No, the paper is established to be a highly valued commodity due to its scarcity.

>>213646947
Underneath the water
SEALAB

>>213648182
You agree to sex not a furry costume

>>213648258
It was rare but it was useless.
I guess you're making the argument that it was like currency but we're shown that protagonist man scoops up dirt and barters it for a ton of things whenever he wants so why would he care for currency?

>>213645830
imagine the implication

>>213648449
>It was rare but it was useless.
Explain why you feel paper is useless.

>>213648513
Its rarity is proof enough that people can get by without it. The only real long term use for paper is writing things down but you'd have to keep it in a jar for safety anyways and you can still write things down with chalk like the kid does.
Why, what use would you have for paper in waterworld?

>>213645786
If it were set at the time of the movie, it'd be incredibly boring. There's nothing left as per what everyone in the movie says. Every single person in the movie says humanity is on the verge of extinction. There used to be floating Atolls as far as can see, clogging the horizon, but the smokers destroyed them all. The Atolls tried to be sustainable only allowing births when someone died. The smokers based their religion off of everlasting growth. So a game would only work if it were set a few decades before the movie. And even then, there's not going to be a whole lot to do that hasn't been done already in other games. Fetch quests, go here, go there, trade, fight smokers, rinse repeat.

>>213648698
>just keep your important records with chalk that easily wipes off

I just don’t understand the ending, who gives a fuck that he has gills they find land for the first time in their new historical record and Costner just has to leave because he doesn’t “belong”?
Ridiculous. He never belonged anyways!

>>213648857
nta but I was thinking of a base building game.

>>213648857
The longer cut seems to imply there will be others like the Mariner, if there aren't already, and those mutant adapted humans will be what continues on, the regular humans are in their final years. Even the group that found dry land, they're not gonna restart civilization from there, they're just going to live comfortably.
Little grim, really.

Why do they try to execute him for being a mutation, when a man with gills would be the most useful possible thing? No one could fish like him, and he could retrieve both dirt and artifacts from the seabed for trading with easily, and he could greatly assist in maintenance of the atoll given he can just go underwater to work on parts they'd struggle with.

I'd roll out the red carpet for him and beg him to stay.

>>213649093
>why do women always pick the bad guys instead of a nice guy like me
Nobody wants to kiss a fishman.

>>213646367
uh.... thanks I guess...

Nothing's free in Water World.

>>213649093
I think it's implied that post-melt everyone's a fundie, which is why the bad guy (the Deacon) flips his shit about mutates and gives a speech that the man and the fish do not cross-pollinate.

>>213650399
hey, that's the name of the film

>>213650399
>salty water
>salt
>fresh air
>fish

>>213645687 (OP)
>it's another "Costner's loner, wandering character arrives at a village and they beg him to inseminate one of their women" episodes
He really likes that trope