Who should play Judge Holden in the inevitable adaptation?

My foreskin

>>213651422 (OP)
Nobody. Only Kubrick could have done it justice, and it should have been a mini series on HBO in the 2000s if he survived.

>>213651509
>mini series
pointless. It can perfectly be adapted in 3 or 3.5 hours runtime

some gay actor because it's from a faggot book. batista probably

>>213651422 (OP)
Buscemi

there's only one choice

>>213651422 (OP)
why do you faggots worship this shit, i dont get it. never read it.

>>213651734
try reading it

>>213651751
I read the wiki summary it just seems like misery porn.

>>213651778
>i read the wiki summary

kys zoomer

>>213651526
Yeah. That needs to be a mini series, or whatever the word is called for a long single story.

>>213651422 (OP)
John C Reilly as the judge and the reddit bacon man as glanton. Lars Von Trier directing of course since he is an expert at shitting on Americans.

>>213651422 (OP)
Wednigoon

>>213651778
The black reared his head at the sight of the lubricious form of the judge's pale phallus serpentine it wandered gazing out into the world as an infant unborn and yet undesired brought into the world cold and pale and unbreathing. Its pillaric form shone brightly in the void the pillar stood mute upon the black promontory a monolith wrought in obscene geometry. The Judge took to a foul chimeric cacophany of grunting as his member penetrated serene the fistula of the niggers anus dark and unmoving in that sea of serpentine parades the Judge set to stirring up the very soul and the thrice uncottered dreams of the buck were fetched as if a pulque upon the sunborn indigo infant of the world yet unawakened in this land or any other. His breaking came forth as if unbidden into that old night the shadows long and gristled as each thrust was delivered ungouged and unrequited it's eldritch desire can be found buried deep within the hearts of men. As some titan cherubim this pale form let out a cry in the tongues not of man or beast but like to an infernal register unheard in this world since that brought forth tears from the eyes of the watchers and were rendered as stars that danced like naked pygmies upon the bastion of Babylon.The watchers members taken also in hand at their opportunity to arrive unbidden into the bastion of that forsaken womb to bring forth not a child of god but a buck rendered broken upon the firmament which would render the dreams of that infernal race delivered asunder unto the world, writhing and unformed but yet natural in the land that conjured it.

>>213652812
Based AI.

>>213651734
Read that post. That's basically what it's like to read. If you can somehow understand it, it's fucking really vivid and imaginative. It also takes place in a time where it basically was the easiest for people to go around slaughtering people and not get caught.

>>213651422 (OP)
unironically

>>213653426
>slaughtering people and not get caught.
>glantons gooners run from mexico because they got caught killing spics instead of injuns
What did this retard mean by this?

>>213651669
one?

>>213651422 (OP)
>book says nigger
>suddenly the best example of literature of all time
Eat a dick, no one wants this movie or video game.

>>213652543
They need to hurry up then because Parkinson might take Lars from us anyday now

>>213653573
The funny part is Cormac Macarthy was actually woke. This band of murderous scalphunters is very protective of their one black companion (Black Johnson) and defend him at several points from evil racists and other bigotted chuds.

>>213651422 (OP)
I've got just the guy

>>213653498
Yeah they did get caught, but the caused a hell of a lot of carnage, and COULD have escaped without repercussion.

>>213651669

>>213651422 (OP)
Kevin Spacey