It wouldn't be a Dexter show without it.

First digits becomes canon.

>>213651513 (OP)
Angel discovers unequivocally that Dexter is the Bay Harbor Butcher and shoots him in the head during a standoff
The ending is shitty because despite how final they try and make it seem you know they’ll come up with some dumb shit to justify how he could survive having his brains blown out and Angel will somehow recant his accusation

>>213651611
Welp, thread over, nothing to see here.

>>213651611
but those shitty aspects are why it would be kino
they should kill him at the end of every season and make his survival more and more ridiculous
season 2, batista has dropped his accusations and skipped town and quinn is going after the truth

>>213651611
>>213651817
We can go shittier.

>Batista confronts Dexter after he defeats Tyrion and his minions.
>Shoots him in the head, but is then knocked out by Harrison, who leaves with the unconscious Batista before Blessing comes in.
>Harrison kills Batista to avenge Dexter in the manner Dexter would, manifesting Dexter as his Dark Passenger.
>Meanwhile, Blessing takes Dexter to the hospital, where he miraculously survives, but now has… AMNESIA.
>Final scene is Dexter and Blessing watching a TV report that Detective Angel Batista has been murdered by the Bay Harbor Butcher, who has resurfaced in Manhattan.
>Practically looking at the camera, Dexter says “Wow, I wouldn’t want to be that guy!”
>FADE TO BLACK.

>>213651513 (OP)
harrison dies and dexter drops his code. he goes full patrick bateman mode and kills anyone he wants to. he's caught and given life in jail. a black liberal woman therapist at the jail uses her black woman magic to make him get over his childhood trauma and his dark passenger disappears. dexter, now widely-known as the real bay harbour butcher, is then killed by the other serial killers in the jail as revenge like in joker 2. the final shot of the series is dexter cut into 9 pieces

>>213651923
Kino.

>>213651923
would actually be kino though

>>213652070

>>213652070
>harrison dies
we're supposed to write BAD ENDINGS here

>>213651513 (OP)
The midget eats him.

>>213651923

>>213651513 (OP)
Little brown girl is arrested for pedophilia and Harrison leaves town off screen to avoid the drama. Autistic cop used this opportunity to catch Dexter, finds out he's killing serial killers, thinks that's awesome. Using her NYPD connections, Dexter kills Prater and gives all his money to Blessing Kamara (played by Ntare Guma Mbaho Mwine as Blessing Kamara). Final scene: Dexter and Charley have sex on Prater's boat. Post-Credits: phone call from Harrison. He went to Cuba and has been kidnapped! Dexter revs the boat while rap music plays over the Statue of Liberty, Batista watching from the crown. Uma returns for Season 2. Hot dog!!

>>213651909
This is way better than >>213651611

instead of happily living ever after with mia he kills her

>>213651513 (OP)
>dexter effortlessly dispatches the other gemini and rapunzel in the space of about 5 minutes
>he meets up with harrison who has managed to get a date with the hotel lady
>a nervous harrison is comforted by dexter who tells him about dating rita (this goes on for 10 minutes)
>dexter drives harrison to his date
>looking proud and happy, dexter waves harrison off. pan over to james remar with the same expression
>BZZT BZZT, an urgent phone call from prater asking red to meet with him
>dexter meets prater in his trophy room
>"i believe that these belong to you..."
>prater reveals that he knows what dexter has been doing and has deduced he's the bay harbour butcher
>*randomly cuts back to harrison's date for another 10 minutes*
>back in the vault, a cornered dexter lunges for prater
>prater hits the panic button and uma thurman rushes in to dispatch dex
>after a tussle, smashing the displays as prater winces, dexter kills her with the ny ripper's weapon and corners prater
>batista who has been hot on dex's tail comes in to witness the scene
>seeing all of the trophies strewn around, dexter's razor sharp mind hatches a plan
>"look around you at all of these items, prater is the real killer - not directly. he used his resources to fund everyone.. the butcher... even the itk"
>angel with his mouth agape realises what dexter is talking about
>"socio... i'm sorry for doubting you"
>prater is charged with murder for hire and a bunch of other shit
>dexter gives the money from prater to harrison so he can go to college
>dexter is never outed and vows to never indulge the dark passenger again for the sake of his family
>flash forward 10 years
>harrison has a successful career and has adopted the kid and the girl is pregnant
>everyone is at the table having dinner. a empty place is occupied by james remar
>zoom in on a blood slide case dexter has hidden
>it's dusty and untouched
>they all just live happily ever after

>>213653672
kino

>>213653672
Also kino

>>213651513 (OP)
Dexter gets raped by Dinklage and it rapes the urge to murder out of him, and his Dark Passenger becomes the Dark Raper, and he punishes evildoers with rape

the new york ripper is his dad, who has been alive this whole time

>Dexter Resurrection(s)
We will get Robo-Dexter instead of Robo-Doakes

>>213653891
>the new york ripper is his dad, who has been alive this whole time
nice

>>213651513 (OP)
Dexter realizes he isn't real, and he's just a mind ghost to Harrison as Harry was to him.

Dexter goes to prison and the next show comes out: Dexter - Lockdown: 23 & 1. Dexter gets thrown into the woodpile and has to put in work.

>>213651513 (OP)
>Charlie kills Harrison
>Kills Dexter
>Kills Batista
>End

Harrison becomes a non-binary twink femboy. Astor and Cody return, and Rita is revealed to have secretly survived the whole time. Rita and Dexter settle down, and have 3 new children named Adam, Barry, and Erica. They move to Pennsylvania, and a new Dexter series comes out that is a shot for shot remake of The Goldbergs.

>>213651513 (OP)
Dexter dies again, Harrison takes over the show with Ghost Dex.

>>213651513 (OP)
Having a shit ending is a tradition for this series at this point, and I wouldn't have it any other way

>>213654700
Well now it has to happen. Harrison better stop being such a pussy though.

>>213651513 (OP)
>Prater: “I didn’t just invite you here for sport. I was one of Harry Morgan’s first protégés. Before you. He taught me the Code… but I perfected it. I’ve been building a family of killers and Harrison is my masterpiece.”
>Before Dexter can kill Prater, Batista bursts through the door with his gun raised.
>Batista: “Fuweeze, Mowgan! It’s ove'.”
>Dexter sees a large decorative fishing net hanging above them as part of the convention’s “maritime murder” display.
>Dexter (Voiceover): “Sometimes, the line between predator and prey… is just a string away.”
He flicks his wrist, sending his knife into a rope. The net drops and lands only on Batista, trapping him like a struggling seal. Batista swears, but doesn’t fire his gun.
>Dexter walks out, leaving Prater,Charley and Batista alive
>Dexter (Voiceover): “Light. Darkness. Angel. Devil. In the end, maybe we’re all just caught in the same net… waiting to be set free.”

>>213655036
truly vile

Uma and Dexter face off
>You know, Superman didn't become Superman, Superman was born Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. My alter ego is Dexter Morgan. I am the Dark Passenger.

They have a katana fight where Uma's limbs fly everywhere in 9 pieces, blood showering everything. Dexter puts Dinklage on his table and eats a bloody steak right in front of him before stabbing him with an insultingly small kitchen knife.

Batista arrives. Dexter stages a scene where Batista has choked to death on a cuban sandwich. Dexter then realizes that Harrison is making him weak and leaves New York. He returns to Miami and becomes the new chief of police.

>dexter kills dinklage
>smirks and remarks on how easy body disposal will be

Dead again or in jail. They have a courtroom drama, in the end, he is acquitted. And leaves in anonymously to live a new life, Harrison also gets a second chance to live a normal life.

Maybe Dex gets recruited by CIA. Finds out he's just a normal killer for once and kills himself.

Like that guy on YouTube who made a theory about him just killing himself in some old cabin. Thought he was going to do that in the original ending.

And Angel reminds someone about Dexter that he was a good friend. :p

In able to have a good ending, something bad has to happen to Dexter so Harrison can have a normal life.

I think the Detective bitch is related to the Gemini Killer. Both are twins. Supposedly they think Gareth kill his brother or something, or the detective became trans to hide from him. LOL bitch needs cum on her face.

>>213653891
Nope it's Jonah Mitchell according someone no youtube.

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>>213654700
Thankfully this won't happen since it's what New Blood season 2 was going to be, before they noticed Harrison was widely disliked and probably couldn't carry a show on his own

>>213651513 (OP)
its revealed the deb had a half sibling from harry fucking around with his cis
this sibling arrives in new york and is revealed to also be a serial killer but he/she drinks the blood of their victims
dexter bumps into them and they reveal their fangs and sucks all his blood out but they do this next to a blood bank for plausible deniability

>>213651513 (OP)
People keep watching this Satan-worshipping filth. That's probably the worst possible outcome.

>>213657232
The show is not satan-worshipping, if any character actually worshiped satan then Dexter would probably kill them.
Thanks for the reminder that I should try reading the books though

>>213657232
>he fears 5000 year old ghost stories intended to scare women and children

>>213657232
you’re on a Satan worshipping website

>>213657232
Didn't God kill more people than Dexter ever did? Innocent people, too.