Yellow Ranger - died in a gruesome car crash, closed casket funeral
Blue Ranger - went to a pray the gay away camp but relapsed, has HIV
White Ranger - became a cage fighter but couldn't beat his demons, killed himself
Red Ranger - got caught defrauding the government
Pink Ranger - went on to star in some meager cop shows
Black Ranger - became a salsa teacher

Was the show cursed? Did Saban but a klaláh on all the actors that defied him?

>>213651815 (OP)
didn't read

gov't deserves to be defrauded

>>213651815 (OP)
>White Ranger - became a cage fighter but couldn't beat his demons, killed himself
IIRC, his wife left him and his stepdaughter killed herself like a week before he took his on life.

That MMPR reboot was trash. Billy was the leader but the actor leads a homosexual lifestyle and so it bled into the work. Every single scene between he and Zack was shot like a porno. Zack was all sotto and soft and effeminate while Billy had to be stoic and "the leader". But between that bizarre transplant he did to his hairline and the stilted writing and acting--man that movie was terrible.

Poor Jason David Frank though. He literally lived my darkest, most violent fantasy which I now rebuke, Marrying a woman who has a daughter and then somehow imprinting upon said daughter enough to have sex with her. Because the end result, as anyone with a brain could tell you, would be and was absolutely horrifying and should never have come to pass for this man's family. RIP.

>>213651877
>couldn't beat his demons
All of those tattoos were a bright neon light that he was making up for something or attracting something into him. Either way it's awful what happened to him.

>>213651815 (OP)
Damn did the blue ranger really get HIV? I know he was a bum boy, but is there a source for this claim?

>>213652023
rita repulsa cast some dark magic on him and BOOM...HIV

>>213651815 (OP)
>closed casket funeral
That's normal unless you're the Pope or an Amerimutt apparently.

>>213651954
Can't talk about Once & Always without this gem.
>They're after the man I fuck in the ass!
>That way, random 16 year old girl!
>Please! Help the 40 year old man who licks my balls while I lick his balls!
>Aliens are attacking my bottom! They might get the AIDS I gave him!
>I beg you strange Vietnamese teenager!
>Please risk your fragile 5'4" woman body to save a grown man just a hundred yards away while my 6'2" self stands here hysterically screaming!

>>213651954
>Either way it's awful what happened to him.
Having sex with your goth teenaged step daughter and sniffing fentanyl doesn't sound all that bad as far as cruel fates go imo.

>>213651815 (OP)
Based Walter

>>213651815 (OP)
How was Blue Ranger gay when there were two hotties around him

>>213652165
Yeah Billy absolutely messed that movie up. This is literally "your brain on homosexuality". He can only process his sin and view the world through the perspective of his "identity". As a man if I heard
>Help my husband!
From another dude I'd burst into laughter and would need some seconds to regain composure. Like--don't throw your homosexuality at people in this instance. Say your friend or your brother. I full on believe that some people would turn 360 degrees and walk away if you yell something homo like that. Or at least they'd want to. I wouldn't actively trigger someone's fight-or-flight response like that when I need help.

>>213652211
She gave birth to his child and it ended up looking exactly like him. It was one of those situations where it's like a 1:1. Like, you can't make it up. She killed herself from the shame of it and he followed soon after. It's not worth it since suicide lands you right in hell.

>>213652295
Real ones would have taken the anime pill and divorced his wife, married his step daughter instead of letting her fall into shame and despair and lived happily ever after

>>213652432
>not taking the oyakodon pill

>>213651815 (OP)
>Red Ranger - got caught defrauding the government
you say that like its a bad thing

>>213652295
>She killed herself from the shame of it
unless she was self admitting to having sex with her stepdad I dont see why she would do that

>>213651815 (OP)
Lord Zedd's VA had a particularly hellish last few years where his spine basically eroded and couldn't be fixed. Last pic of him in the hospital makes him look like he's already dead

>>213652780
He really slapped as a VA on Digimon as Wizardmon and Armadillomon

In Space and Time Force are the best

>>213652295
The Once & Always Movie was so fucking retarded overall. Besides those points
>Billy's hubris makes Rita's evil parts possess Alpha, they just build another Alpha and don't give a shit about the possessed one's fate
>they pontificate about how Minh's quest for revenge is wrong but outright execute Rita while explicitly saying "this is for Trini!"
>it ends with Billy announcing his intent to do AGAIN the thing that led to the entire Robo-Rita incident anyway

Also ridiculously shit Megazord fight. Would it have killed them to make or commission a Daizyujin/Megazord costume?

All gays should be punished by being sent to basements where they're raped by women for the rest of their lives

>>213651954
>>213652211
>Jason fucking his step daughter
Excuse me, what?! Source on this?

>>213652971
Based.

>>213651860
>>213652631
>my tax dollars in the red rangers pockets is a good thing
wut?

>>213652971
What if they’re bisexual?

>>213652165
It was bad enough that they were interracial fags, the age difference was the cherry icing on the shit cake

>>213653365
we love the red ranger

>>213653365
hmm red ranger's pocket or some nigger/migrant's pocket/israel's pocket?

>>213651815 (OP)
actors are lucky to get even one break
these outcomes are pretty normal

>>213653415
Was that in the 2017-2018 movie? I know it had several handicapables in it.

>>213653699
No. That's from the 30th anniversary special, Once & Always

>>213651815 (OP)
Jason David Frank fucked his stepdaughter? How u know

>>213652272
He didn't meet his co-worker during his formative years. His uncle on the other hand...

>>213651815 (OP)
Red Ranger sounds like the most based

>>213652165
the absolute state of westernized jap slop

>>213651833
BIG

>>213654921
W o u l d.

>>213654921

>>213652023
All faggots have AIDS