Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:46:43 AM No.213653054
KING HENRY
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Thread 213653054 - /tv/ [Archived: 31 hours ago]
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:49:17 AM No.213653123
What’s the point in adapting Shakespeare but removing all the Shakespeare parts
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:49:35 AM No.213653130
>>213653123
it didn't remove all the shakespeare parts
it didn't remove all the shakespeare parts
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:51:03 AM No.213653182
subdued kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KBqfOkxgFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KBqfOkxgFI
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:51:58 AM No.213653204
>>213653054 (OP)
Why do they always depict medieval times as dull and colorless?
Why do they always depict medieval times as dull and colorless?
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:52:17 AM No.213653216
>>213653184
shove thine dilator into thoust breach once more
shove thine dilator into thoust breach once more
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:52:26 AM No.213653219
>>213653054 (OP)
Ah yes: the famous pacifist Henry V, so reluctant to wage war in France
Ah yes: the famous pacifist Henry V, so reluctant to wage war in France
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:54:29 AM No.213653283
>>213653204
Have you seen the movie?
It's because battles with bright colors like marvel looks retarded by the way. I'm so tired of this trite complaint
>Why does my dour medieval kino about the plague not have teletubby colors?
Actual midwit shit.
Have you seen the movie?
It's because battles with bright colors like marvel looks retarded by the way. I'm so tired of this trite complaint
>Why does my dour medieval kino about the plague not have teletubby colors?
Actual midwit shit.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:59 AM No.213653319
>>213653204
Color only really started slowly seeping into the world in the 1600s
Color only really started slowly seeping into the world in the 1600s
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:57:27 AM No.213653366
>>213653283
>Have you seen the movie?
Yes, I've seen the movie. It's dogshit, and the picture you've just posted is dogshit in greyscale.
>Actual midwit shit.
I might be a midwit, but you are an actual retard.
>Have you seen the movie?
Yes, I've seen the movie. It's dogshit, and the picture you've just posted is dogshit in greyscale.
>Actual midwit shit.
I might be a midwit, but you are an actual retard.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:59:21 AM No.213653414
>>213653341
for like 30 seconds
watch it anyway it's kino though
it makes people mad for some reason, too. I think it's because the movie had an entirely white cast and celebrated White History and they are juden shills.
for like 30 seconds
watch it anyway it's kino though
it makes people mad for some reason, too. I think it's because the movie had an entirely white cast and celebrated White History and they are juden shills.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:00:34 AM No.213653451
>>213653219
His pacifism was rivaled only by the piety of Henry VIII
His pacifism was rivaled only by the piety of Henry VIII
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:23:46 AM No.213654030
>>213653054 (OP)
What a disgusting looking jew.
>>213653109
This dude would be an upgrade--at least he's white.
What a disgusting looking jew.
>>213653109
This dude would be an upgrade--at least he's white.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:40:24 AM No.213654428
>>213653054 (OP)
How did Pattinson get away with his French accent in this?
How did Pattinson get away with his French accent in this?
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:41:08 AM No.213654450
>>213654428
because the rest of the movie was boring so something entertaining was welcome
because the rest of the movie was boring so something entertaining was welcome
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:42:49 AM No.213654483
>>213654428
>make the british actor the french antagonist
>make the french actor the british protagonist
>make the british actor the french antagonist
>make the french actor the british protagonist
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:46:09 AM No.213654546
I enjoyed this flick quite a bit and I don't care if it makes me a dimwit or a pleb.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:47:55 AM No.213654581
>>213653054 (OP)
Pattinson and Chalamet should have switched roles, but then again it's a Hollywood movie, so of course the gaunt Jewish twink needs to defeat the handsome Aryan.
Pattinson and Chalamet should have switched roles, but then again it's a Hollywood movie, so of course the gaunt Jewish twink needs to defeat the handsome Aryan.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:48:15 AM No.213654591
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:48:24 AM No.213654593
>>213653109
Bussin (with a red and white B emoji)
Bussin (with a red and white B emoji)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:00:20 AM No.213654867
>>213654581
Chalamet actually resembles Henry V quite a bit
Chalamet actually resembles Henry V quite a bit
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:03:29 AM No.213654939
>>213653184
Why is Falstaff in it then?
Why is Falstaff in it then?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:08:29 AM No.213655054
>>213653109
Delightful, verily verily. By the lord.
Delightful, verily verily. By the lord.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:14:18 AM No.213655197
I like this movie. I've seen it 2 or 3 times.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:16:04 AM No.213655239
Why didnt he just pay cousin Mortimer's ransom?