>female character is put into a sack and beaten with sledgehammers before being thrown off a bridge

>>213654922 (OP)
name 5

>small woman trained in CQC beats up 3 giant men

>>213654922 (OP)
Kek I love it when that happens.

>*bag busts open before hitting the water, elderly woman begins gliding with her skin folds and lands back on the bridge superhero style. her dentures comically fall out mid-pose and she puts them back in, before facing her captors who are in awe*
>”you whippersnappers thought it would be that easy, didnt you?”
>*the group scurry off, leaving the leader, looking around as if not expecting his crew to leave him behind so effortlessly*
>”tsk tsk tsk. looks like this little old lady has to teach you some manners!”
>*grandma roundhouse kicks the man off the bridge*
>*crowd rushes grandma and picks her up on their shoulders and dunks her in gatorade*
>”YO DUDE YOUR GRANDMA IS AWESOME!”

>>213654922 (OP)
I've seen a liveleak video from Brazil where that actually happened.

LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>213654922 (OP)
start verbalizing in a hip-hop beat faster than eminem