All it takes is for a real comedian to not be afraid of him to make him crumble into a pathetic pool of sludge

Sam gets way more views, is actually relevant, and has won a heavyweight professional boxing match. It's clear who mogs who.

>>213664877
everybody will remember the goobas video 10 years from now.

>>213664877
>professional

>>213664826 (OP)
Sam is way funnier
He's so funny his whole life has become a joke

>>213665220
Nice burn, femanon.

>>213664826 (OP)
>a real comedian
only one of those fits that description

>>213664826 (OP)
>E-celeb drama for aging millenials

>>213665257
what do you have against harland? him drinking piss in dumb and dumber was the funniest thing ever

>>213664877
>relevant
How??
I've never heard sam hydeberg being mentioned outside of 4chan

>>213664877
The only people who give a shit about that stuff are paradoxical weirdos.

It’s funny watching you guys argue about who the least irrelevant dead career funny man is. They have to fight just to get your attention away from social media for 5 seconds so they can sell you a VPN subscription. They learned the scripted fight from Andy Kaufman. Sam also copied the wrestling act and nobody even noticed. Now he’s copying the fight on letterman. Literally repeating fake tv history lol. That’s how talentless they all are. They just gotta start lip syncing to Mighty Mouse then go die of cancer like the king himself.

>>213664826 (OP)
>>213665505
>scams people and worships money
>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers as young as 16
>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life
>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachother
"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
"that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam

Sam's Christian larp is especially egregious. Nothing about him is genuine. Most of his fans are too autistic to notice.

>>213665576
i wish i could find the clip where he says during some skype interview that "the ultimate goal of all my art is to make god happy" or something like that. pure grifter manipulation

>>213665600
Sam god is money. So in that way it makes sense I guess.

>>213665600
making god happy by bullying boomers and homeless people and people who work shitty jobs. saint samuel pray for us.

after all material prosperity is a moral imperative in calvinist america. not that sam is reading weber or tocqueville or anything but scifi schlock and self-help tripe, the fat fag doesn't really know where his own ideas come from, but that's why he can so easily reconcile being a "christian" (ha) and being a shithead to people he perceives as his lessers. american puritanism enshrines class snobbery as a religious virtue. weird sick pharisee shit.

>>213664826 (OP)
Diehard Sam Hyde fan here… or former… and I just can’t defend Sam after his performance on Harland. He got absolutely fucking annihilated. Intellectually, physically and rheotorically.

Reminder that Timothy Heidecker was arrested and charged with 20 counts of second degree murder.

>>213665751
a jury found him innocent

>>213665751
19*

>>213665759
He made such a complete shitshow it was declared a mistrial, he murdered those children.

>>213665640
two people puking is leagues better than the leftpoz woke indoctrination that modern media is

>>213666223
there is no difference
its jewcore entertainment through and through

>>213664877
FPBP and dubs. HarlDecker dummies BTFO!