Was it kino?

>>213665643 (OP)
Daily reminder that Ozzy attempted to kill his wife.

>>213665656
Can’t blame him

>>213665643 (OP)
i saw a few episodes as i walked past the tv. his kids were such spoiled fucking brat loser pussies it was unreal. especially the boy.

>>213665669
this. but at the same time ozzy once killed 14 cats for fun so i dont like him

>>213665656
Can you imagine if he killed Sharon in 1989 and No Rest for the Wicked was his last album? Talk about ending on a high note.

>>213665684
>i saw a few episodes as i walked past the tv.
Must have been some short episodes.

>>213665643 (OP)
I only saw one episode and I remember it was the daughter having no nipples

>>213665643 (OP)
His son grew up into a real retard

since people who enter this thread are probably knowledgeable about this shit, does anyone know what the title of a certain rockstar/musician documentary i saw in the early 2000s was called where one of the characters was some rockstar still stuck in the 80s and wanted to create a band called "Fist" with the other house guests?

>>213665656
Lol based

>>213665684
Nepotism will Smith's kids are the modern versions

>>213665728
Only episode I watched was one where Jack cast his own dick to make a homemade dildo.
I'm sad something like that occupies a part of my memory.

>>213665643 (OP)
It's fascinating how they capture powerful and influential gentiles using marriage.

>>213665656
Understandable.

>>213665643 (OP)
>Satanist shits
They will all burn in Hell

>>213665643 (OP)
It was slop garbage and directly responsible for the rise of the shit like the Kardashians

Sharon thinking that P Diddy was a good person and thought it was a good idea to let Kelly hang out with him is a mix of cringy, hilarious and horrifying.

>>213665761
Sounds like VH1's Supergroup, where they put a bunch of washed up rockstars (Sebastian Bach, Ted Nugent, a dude who fucked Lupe Fuentes Bonham's son and that jew from Anthrax who's in literally everything) in a mansion and had them form a band with a full set from scratch.
It was cringe kino

>>213665643 (OP)
Life With Busey was better

>>213665656
>come into the living room one night
>tell sharon that ‘they’ have said that she needs to go
>start choking her before she can even react

>>213665643 (OP)
Sharon had like five distinctly different faces throughout her life

>>213666730
Damn, I wondered why he was promoted so much despite being an average guitar player. Now it all makes sense. Add another to the list.

>>213666988
It was Ted Nugent I wouldn't consider him average.

>>213665684
It's funny how Ozzy was a uniquely talented singer and Sharon's an extremely cunning and savvy businesswoman yet Kelly and Jack are both just untalented moronic pieces of shit across the board

Thing is, Ozzy looks pretty fucked even back then, in his early 50's. Shaky hands, that stooped over, shuffling gait, the inability to do any sort of dexterous task. Was that just brain damage brought on by years of alcoholism, or early onset Parkinson's?

>>213665643 (OP)
one of the best docs about fame and no parenting fucking up kids, so yes

>>213667394
Brain damage thanks to absurd amounts of cocaine and alcohol over the course of three decades

>>213667394
He should've been dead by mid 80's max due to amount of drugs he did, Sabbath records after the third one were a miracle since they all should be dead by then. They're all bankrupt in 1979 since their producer fucked them over and every money they had they spent on drugs

>>213665643 (OP)
No it was cringe and gay as is all "reality" tv slop
content for niggers women and other subhuman cattle

>>213665894
that show was fucking something, I still have her nippless boobs they showed on TV uncensored burned into my head too

>>213667394
ridiculous amount of cocaine and alcohol combo for years almost certainly played a part in him getting parkinsons to begin with

>>213665894
Kek

>>213665643 (OP)
I walked past a pub in New Zealand and Jack was in there with two strippers playing pool for some reason . Think that was for his own show

>>213665643 (OP)
it was pinoy

>>213665701
Why is that dude wearing pedicure fingernails

>>213667394
probably a bit of this, bit of that, bit of the other

>>213668163
Guitar players often have a thumb or a few fingers long on their picking hand for fingerstyle stuff

>>213665701
Its weird seeing Zakk as a pretty boy instead of the gruff Viking look he's been going for since the early 2000s

>>213667394
His brain was composed of white powder and his blood alcohol level was just alcohol.

>>213668283
yeah its totally not for coke

>>213667394
I watched even probably casual users compared to him fry their brains from partying in my teen years. That shit absolutely fucks you up, and turns you into a different person.

>>213665701
That album sucks compared to what came after

>>213668401
That's pinky. Thumb would be awkward to dig out of a baggie anyway

Why do these jews bite off bat's heads

>>213665643 (OP)
Why does Sharon have 3 arms here?

>>213667221
>It's funny
not really. If your parents are rich like that and you get spoiled to shit, whatever genetic gifts you have can be completely outweighed by being super spoiled.

>>213667218
I think he meant that in regards to Scott Ian (((Rosenfeld))) from Anthrax, who's in anything related to metal, even documentaries on dead people he's never met.

>>213668470
They're also largely a fluke. Seas of completely forgettable people are born from oligarchs, and wonderkinds come out of nowhere.

>>213667221
oddly enough Jack seems to be pretty good with behind the scenes shit in the music industry granted he would never gotten where he is without his parents.
Kelly on the other hand fully rides on the Osbourne name

>>213668467

>>213668559
Well, intelligence, personality, and many talents, and most things about any person, are largely to mostly genetic. If both your parents are successful, skilled surgeons, you're very likely to be pretty smart. If both your parents are super depressed, you're likely to inherent some depression, etc., etc. But there are definitely exceptions or flukes.

>>213668467
People are never in the same room when Hollywood group photos are taken

>>213665643 (OP)
Post his daughter

>>213668467
Its AI generated

>>213669244
She's in the picture

honesty, it was a sign that rock music going out with a whimper. this was airing literally just a few years before rap become overwhelming more popular than the entire of rock and sub genres of combined.

>>213670130
You did have the likes of nu-metal, which would combine the 2 genres and was quite popular albeit short-lived. Music like old British heavy metal like Black Sabbath were well out in the mainstream of course.

>>213665643 (OP)
>A braindead drugaddict, a jew, and two useless half jews bums
You faggots are so easily amused

>>213666090
kill yourself, ameritard

>>213667221
they have other kids who didn't want to be on the show. they made the other daughter who is pretty normal sleep in a caravan in the backyard for the entire duration of filming and anytime she was on screen they blurred her out

>>213665696
It was 17 not 14 and it took him a few days to track them all down.

>>213669244
>>213669769
I always thought Kelly was kinda hot in a weird way
There was an episode where she bent over to touch the ground in pajama bottoms and her ass was on full display

>>213665656
She's the most hated person in metal, is greedy beyond all belief, and look up her early life section to reveal what's underneath the mask.

>>213665643 (OP)
no, ozzie is a boring degen loser who only kept going because his shrill wife wanted more money

>>213665643 (OP)
FUCKING BUBBLES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scwyXedIVEg

>>213665643 (OP)
Amy said her family was much more dignified before they joined that show. It is pretty obvious she was parentified growing up and never allowed to be a child. As far as entertainment goes, yes it was a great show to point and laugh at.

>>213671615
that was funny until the next video autoplayed and it was his kids arguing about where they should be going on holiday and they don't want to "go to fucking hawaii again because they've been like 5 times". y'know for a streetwise bong I'd have thought that Ozzy might have forced his kids to take a holiday to Skegness or something like a real working class family but I guess not.

>>213672413
I'm american so that just reminds me of Myrtle Beach

Ozzy was just an inherently a funny guy. The alcohol and drugs helped bring this out, but even so he was great even without them. The rest of the family were meh.

>>213667394
On top of all those things he said that his doctors had him on too much medication. You can see some interviews with him after the show and he seems better

>>213672580
we have a few coastal resort towns and they're all shit. only one I've been to that's decent is St. Ives in Cornwall and that place is posh as fuck in comparison. It's a quintessential British experience to spend at least a couple of days in one of them though. I wouldn't recommend it to a foreigner unless you know someone that lives here.

>>213666090
Oz became a devout Anglican, actually.

>>213665643 (OP)
sharon defended a Christian from Howard Stern on AGT

>>213665643 (OP)
https://youtube.com/shorts/hfVxSgnN7tU?feature=shared

>>213672804
Don't be dissing Blackpool, negro. It's the Las Vegas of the North(ern England).

>>213667761
>nippleless boobs
Who? And qrd?

>>213665643 (OP)
I hated this show so much and I hated mtv for that intro.
wasn't the intro some shitty jazz?

and their house looked so normal and preppy. like if Paris Hilton lived there.

and their personalities were awful. asshole shitty people.
it was just awful.

>>213665643 (OP)
I didn't realize that Ozzy was hammered all the time on that show

>>213673411
I'm more Skeggy than Blackpool, plus Skegvegas sounds better than Blackvegas. Although, I think for rides people tend to swing more Blackpool cos it has a load more and better roller coasters.

>>213665701
No More Tears is Ozzy's best album

>>213668324
that was his best era

>>213673588
i always thought he was just that dumb and mushmouthed naturally
i mean he's british after all

>>213673614
I'd have to agree. Still listen to it in it's entirely every so often for nostalgia. Wore that tape out in my car for an entire year.

>>213673665
>i mean he's british after all
Not only that, he was a Brummie, which even to us Brits sounds dumb when they try to communicate. Loveable, but dumb.

>>213666640
>sharon starts talking about his oiled penis

>>213672365
it's easy to picture when you see the episode when oz and kelly are at the family home in england. going on the show and buying the house just for that was probably all part of a move of fully comitting to being 'LA' and you see jack and kelly start finding their feet and way around that social scene.

jack gets a complex over kelly being a mallrat before he invited her to come to a club and she obviously quickly started eclipsing him.

reminder that this was originally going to be a reality tv show about metallica but they made some kind of monster instead

>>213671186
she's cute

Jake E Lee was his best guitarist after Randy

Anybody remember the travel show Jack made afterwards?
It was supposed to be something about him going out seeing "real shit" like a "real person".
But then him and his travel buddy get dirty at some point during some shitty travels and then wash themselves off with bottled water while the poor local people around them look at them wasting all that clean water.
Fucking ridiculous

>SHAROOONNNN the dog has shit in the house again

>>213674629
jack was a pioneer of boys coping through nu-masculinity, he could be a top tier grifter if he hadn't been far too ahead of the curve.

the best series is jack's world detour with his dad (and kel in the last season) and even though Ozzy is like 70 as the show airs he's worlds more coherent and switched on than he was in The Osbournes so I think him just mixing booze with pills the whole show kinda checks

Who's the beer thief?

>>213674925
maybe she has the beers in her hands

>>213675230
Sharon definitely stole his beers.

>>213665643 (OP)
>uhhhh Sha.... ohhh uhh Sharon, Shaarrrooonnn.... There's uh, I think there's something outside the window
>No there isn't, dear.
>Ohhhh uhhh, okay.
every episode ever

>>213665643 (OP)
>that scene where his blender malfunctions and he falls asleep while it’s starting to smoke

>>213665643 (OP)

It was borderline unwatchable. Just everything about it. Unlikeable people doing effectively nothing, with ADHD pacing. Very much meant to be played in the background. Ozzy was an absolute enigma, and that was always the point.

Gene Simmons Family Jewels was a pretty pathetic rehashing, but at least that show was funny and entertaining at times.

The reality TV era really was a low point culturally.

>>213675486
Its literally only worth watching for Ozzy.

>>213675389
Yeah that one's great. The rotisserie from hell was also funny as fuck.

>>213665643 (OP)
sloppa is not kino

Why'd he love burritos so much.

>>213665643 (OP)
Still baffles me how some poor retard from birmingham hit it that big

>>213675486
>>213674357
that's why I hated this garbage
instead of a show about the king of darkness or a metal show
we got some pastel color Kardashian fucking garbage.

at least the Bam Mangera tv shows revolved around metal. his house looked metal. his guests were metal

the Ozzy Osbourne had Sharon's hands all over it. awful shit

>>213675818

Pretty genius marketing to corner the whole 'prince of darkness' thing. One of the first artists to intentionally try to appeal to people on the fringes, and it paid off massively.

Outside of that, Ozzy was just really good at finding the right pocket for his vocal to sit alongside simple, heavy guitar riffs. He was a very good singer, just not a generational one as his fame might suggest. Also, the effects they used on his voice really worked. Nobody has really ever sounded better with slapback echo on their voice.

Did they ever catch the beer thief?

Its literally what happens if you transplant a working class English and Brummie family in to Hollywood.

Anyone remember The Osborunes Reloaded show on Fox? It had Ozzy in a ballet outfit and he farts!

Why did they have to have 200 dogs?

>>213675818
Ozzy is big and famous just because black Sabbath was so good.
he could have never been that big on his own I don't think.
obviously I personally love his music. I love crazy train. I'm always happy when he's on the radio.
but, black Sabbath was black Sabbath, the crosses, the good music.

>>213665643 (OP)
who the fuck enjoyed this trash

It was a family of absolute mutant looking jews trying to be entertaining. Hard to watch beyond 1 episode.

Why did Jack have an Aussie accent?

>>213667761
>nippless boobs
Still waiting for you to elaborate upon this, anon.

Yes it was refreshing to actually see a loving family that wasnt scripted

>>213677540
Circumstance/coincidence. The Australian accent is very quickly becoming a bastardised ugly hybrid mutt quasi-American with British influence accent, much like Jack's.

>>213665643 (OP)
no, it was sharon trying to engineer a path for jack and kelly to have some kind of career in entertainment, using ozzy as the hook to get people to even watch it at all

>>213677004
Sabbath got him his start sure. But he got way bigger than them after he left. Even Zack wilde said ozzy was a musical genius and all the songs were him, he couldn't play but he knew exactly what he wanted in the song and got his players to deliver it.

>>213677666
And guess what it worked, Sharron might be a cold blooded jew but she's smart as fuck

>>213675806
it was the art of it

>>213677540
many bongs end up sounding australian once they've moved to america