I love the Alien franchise so much. I really do. However, the new Alien show is just not working for me. I am enjoying Dexter way more.

Anybody else watching both agree?

Dexter is on tonight at 9pm PST
Alien is on Tuesdays at 5pm PST

I am not looking forward to next week's Alien: Earth. I feel like the alien is going to start jumping around doing a Linkin Park performance with a microphone while facehuggers dance behind him.

Even next week's Peacemaker premiere sounds more fun than Alien: Earth....

>>213666784 (OP)
>Alien earth
Honestly i don't know what i'm watching here, it's so bad. the dialog is garbage and it's like they're turning the alien/predator franchise into capeshit with super strong androids and memberberries all over the place and raylan givens looks like a middle aged lesbian now

>>213666915
>it's like they're turning the alien/predator franchise into capeshit
the disney effect

Is Timothy Olyphant's whole character a reference to Roy Batty from Blade Runner? He's got white hair and makes odd irrelevant speeches. Can they not say the word replicant on this show?

>>213667247
yes

>>213666784 (OP)
Weirdo fuck.

>>213666784 (OP)
Both are woke and retarded.

>>213666784 (OP)
>I feel like the alien is going to start jumping around doing a Linkin Park performance with a microphone while facehuggers dance behind him.
somebody do this with AI

>>213666784 (OP)
> i enjoy eating shit more than drinking piss

AAAAAAH THE EYE CREATUUUURE!!!

>>213667290
Incel.

Okay second episode's way better than the first one. I still hate the lost boys and wendy. Does disney have the rights to blade runner or not?

>>213667737
>Okay second episode's way better than the first one.
not really

>>213667967
well to me it was. i liked the stupid libertine party getting massacred. i just think the first episode is really awkward
*tool song plays for no reason*

>>213668170
>*tool song plays for no reason*
I don't get that either. All this effort to make a 1979-looking set and you're not using an orchestral score for everything? Nobody wants to hear 90's cringe rock in a Sci-Fi horror epic.

>>213667247
>He's got white hair and makes odd irrelevant speeches.
Ah yes
The two most memorable character tratis of Roy Batty

>>213668435
i think it's because hulu has the rights to use that song at no cost and to maybe hook people into thinking the show is hip? i've been noticing tons of inappropriate needle drops of famous songs in recent tv shows. i really don't know

>>213667737
It only gets better, and by the end of the 4th episode I had to admit it was peak, I'm afraid

>>213666784 (OP)
Why wouldn’t you? Dexter is the more entertaining franchise at this point. Alien just has the first two movies, everything else sucks horse dick. Even the bad seasons of Dexter (which is any season after 4) are better

>>213668951
The worst thing about nu-Dexter is they have to throw in npc music for every scene now. Can’t have that quirky serial killer atmosphere anymore with some nice cuban horns every now and then cause we’re in JEW YAWK now. Just put that 70s punk rock song in there instead, fucking lame hacks

>>213666784 (OP)
This is the 2nd marvel dexter topic after pedro doaxes. Does Disney own dexter

>>213671650
>The worst thing about nu-Dexter is they have to throw in npc music for every scene now.
They are doing the same with Alien Earth

>>213671679
shut up fag

>>213666784 (OP)
I haven't watched Alien Earth yet but my gf is making me watch Dexter Resurrection, even though I dropped it after season 5. Resurrection is actually very, very good, which is shocking because in hindsight Dexter really only had two good seasons and the rest was p bad

>>213672884
Resurrection isn’t even a top 4 Dexter season dumb normalfag

>>213666784 (OP)
What's not to enjoy. It's pretty decent writing

>>213666784 (OP)
why does everybody in this show look so young and weak

>>213673768
haha what? no its juvenile


also the casting is the worst ive seen since the diabolically bad Wheel of Time

>>213666784 (OP)
>DEXTER: RESURRECTION

>>213667286
Fuck off ghost Doakes, nigga u ded

>>213675909
>>DEXTER: RESURRECTION
>STOP KILLIN THE HECKIN WOMENARINOS AND INNOCENT FORMER DEATH SQUAD MEMBER DINDU NUFFINS