what were his final thoughts?

gay sex

>>213671225 (OP)
https://youtu.be/FGZ1ZjTC9qY
Something about lady gaga being a child thought to be dead

>>213671225 (OP)
>I'm so turning this into a bi-ACK

>>213671225 (OP)
"WHO BETS ME I CAN JUMP DOWN THESE STAIRS AND LAND ON MY SIDE?"

>>213671225 (OP)
Intense pain and regret

>>213671225 (OP)
He died?

>>213671225 (OP)
the bullet

>>213671225 (OP)
Who the fuck are you?

>>213671225 (OP)
>oh N-

>>213671225 (OP)
RIP to the king, hope his family has found some semblance of peace after his assassination
inb4 the glowies shit up this thread reminder the best political action you can take against the elites is blackpilling your friends and family about them (in a manner that isn't confrontational) and subtlety hinting at how effective group insurrection would be
also i want to kill the president of the united states of america
not even a reference to the skit, i just really think someone out there should kill the president of the united states of america

>>213671225 (OP)
OH N-

>I can't wait to share the information I have that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Rodham Cli--

>>213671225 (OP)
>Zach? What are you doing in my hom-

AUGHHHHHHHHHH-

>At least make some kino and not low-to-mid-budget horrorslop

>>213671225 (OP)
I was so happy when they made a comeback and then a year later this happens and it destroyed me

>>213671225 (OP)
>Well, at least it wasn't autoerotic asphyxiation

>>213671225 (OP)
I hate the antichrist

>>213671806
>Intense pain
probably
>and regret
shalom!

>>213672193
Is that when you choke on your own dick?

>>213672090
Had to get the director role for those big movies somehow..m

>>213671225 (OP)
did he actually die in a home distillery explosion or was that a meme

>>213671225 (OP)
Should have bowed down.

>>213671225 (OP)
>it's the joos

>>213672323
He was assassinated by rulers of the world. They came in my dreams too some days ago, now I have given up fighting them.

Pussii

>>213671225 (OP)
>He's right behind me, isn't he?

>>213672387
Francid Ford Coppola's Vaginopolis

>>213672387
glowies trying too hard
i saw your posts ITT earlier but this is just sloppy work
at least have some standards with the fake posts

bump
glowies want this thread to die

>>213671225 (OP)
>NO ZACH PLEASE SPARE ME, I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DONT KILL ME AAAAAAHHHHH

>>213672436
>Francid
kek

>>213671225 (OP)
>maybe that's why home distilling is illegal, I'm blind and dying

>>213672323
He was thrown off his balcony

>he's going to throw me over, because I told the truth

>>213672323
He died on his front porch after drinking his homemade piss full of methylene.

>>213673936
glowie post

>>213671225 (OP)
>Listen, I know the CIA has described how the best way to kill someone is making it look like an accident but can you at least murder me in a fairly straightforward way?

>>213673954
I personally prefer the FSB special. Or as we used to call it, catholics' bane, defenestration.

>>213671267
Zach murdered Trevor in order to get into hollywood.

>>213673782
Bootlicker

>>213672323
That was an early theory because apparently he talked about making moonshine.

>>213672323
On the crew podcast they said he had homemade moonshine, he got drunk, jumped off the backyard balcony onto a trampoline, and either missed or bounced off. No one else was home, and the wife found him soon after.

>>213671225 (OP)
Gladys deserves a sequel

>>213671225 (OP)
Kitty history

>>213674249
Never heard the trampoline part. Makes more sense than any other explanation I've heard.

>>213671225 (OP)
The kitties did this

>>213671267
Flew too close to the sun with those facts and got unalived.

>>213674361
I've jumped from the roof onto a trampoline. Dangerous and reckless at 12 , can't imagine an adult doing it. Kitty history cover up job seems more plausible.

>>213671225 (OP)
I thought he was killed but not anymore, it was clearly retarded homemade moonshine misadventures. Good way to die as any I suppose.

>>213671225 (OP)
>you guys want to see me jump off this balcony and land on my side?

>>213671225 (OP)
>Wait, who are yo-AAACK!

"This edible ain't SHI-"

>>213673936
You can take the boy out of Virginia but can't take Virginia out of the boy.

>I wonder why Zach is sobbing like a baby while apologizing and telling me he "has to do it"?

>>213671225 (OP)
'Pretty good headbutt bob saget, but take THIS!"

>>213671225 (OP)
Why are those kids running in an A-pose?