>I'M ASKING YOU FUCKING DRINK THIS FUCKING PAINT WITH ME
Realistically, what's the correct move here?

piss down her throat

Snatch the paint away as soon as she starts drinking it. She's mentally ill and you have a moral responsibility to prevent her from harming herself rather than stand there watching and sobbing like a retard. The mother was right to blame him.

>>213671808 (OP)
look buddy, if there's free paint, I'm drinking it. i don't care what the girl does, that rubbery-blue ambrosia is mine.

It's 100% fine to have a little paint as a treat.

This was the last part where the film remained captivating. Once he entered the forest it became a dumb artsy snoozefest.

>>213671808 (OP)
check to see if the paint is lead free or not
lead can cause chronic issues later in life

>>213671808 (OP)
she did a hysterical bitch will

I remember being the only one in my theater who was hysterically laughing at this scene

>>213674774
If I had to sit through all three hours of Beau Is Afraid without being able to pause and take a break I think I would literally die

>>213671808 (OP)
>Realistically, what's the correct move here?
tell her to put the paint down and give her some of my crayons. I don't normally share but I'll make an exception here

>>213673427
I still don't understand if the mother actually thought he wrote his name on her wall or not

Pretend I'm drinking the paint, doing circles with my hand over my stomach, and as soon as she turns around, spit the paint into a nearby plant pot

>>213671808 (OP)
Paint wouldn’t instantly kill you unless someone put poison in it.

There's not that much in modern paint that's harmful. It's mostly water, tio2, some minex or calcium carbonate. Only real nasty stuff are the biocides and ammonia.

>>213671808 (OP)
Tell her I don't like the blue flavor and to go get me some eggshell.