Thread 213671960 - /tv/ [Archived: 59 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:58:04 PM No.213671960
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THIS SATVRNALIA
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:20:06 PM No.213672518
>>213671960 (OP)
>Bvt legionnaire, we haven't enovgh troops!
>Don't give me excvses, give me resvlts!!
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:52 PM No.213672632
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>>213672518
>I've got a baaad feeling about this, optio
>You catamites always have a bad feeling about something
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:26:43 PM No.213672713
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>>213672632
>tfvv catamite boywife died of rabies last winter
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:08 PM No.213672812
>>213671960 (OP)
>You're a damn loose pilum, Centurion!
>I get results, Legate!
>You razed half the village without orders!
>And flushed out the barbarians.
>At what cost?! We follow orders in this Legion!
>Your orders would've gotten us decimated!
>That's it. You're off the campaign.
>You're making a big mistake, Legate.
>Vine staff. Gladius. Now. You're relieved of duty. Indefinitely.
>You'll regret this when the barbarians are at your gates.
>YOU'RE DONE, CENTURION!
>This war isn't over, Legate. Not for me. Not for Rome.
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:41:38 PM No.213673129
>>213672812
>I have Octavius himself up my ass because of your little stunt! I have letters from the senate coming in everyday demanding justice!
>*points to a comically tall heap of marble slabs*
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:58 PM No.213673174
>GIVE ME BACK MY LEGIONS
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:47:25 PM No.213673306
>the last thing I'll do is let some Rome feather-pushers tell me how to decimate barbarians! They can all go to Hades for all I care!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:06:42 PM No.213673813
>>213671960 (OP)
>ROB SCHNEIDER IS ...
>"With great fire, comes no accountability"
>EMPEROR NERO
>"OUCH right in the oracles!!"
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:10:21 PM No.213673903
>is that a gladius under your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:18:55 PM No.213674105
>Have you ever even held a pilum, boy?
>I-I graduated first in r-rhetoric
>Hear that lads? Maybe when the Germans come charging, he can debate them to death!
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Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:20:46 PM No.213674149
>>213674105
>>Have you ever even held a pilum, boy?
>Have you ever been in an anatolian prison?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:21:33 PM No.213675713
>IDRIS ELBA IS
>JULIUS CAESAR