Name four (fünf) reasons justifying the new Harry Potter reboot.
Protip: You can't.
Don't worry, I'll wait.

>>213672494 (OP)
1. The old movies were too white
2. Needs more nonwhites.
3. Needs more nonwhites.
4. Needs more nonwhites.

I never saw the first ones and only watch movies when newly released. There are four of me.

>>213672700
Pottah! Didchoo just do a heckin racism?

>>213672791
>now mix the promethazine with the codeine...das rite...

>fn
>fünf spammer is a redditor
kek lol lmao

>>213672885
I'm assuming no one ever taught you how to smoke a doobie, pottah... pathetic
>>213672903
Takes one to know one

>>213672494 (OP)
One of the girl actors might grow up to have big tits and we'll get to watch oppai loli
If that happens twice, there's four reasons right there

>>213673190
Nu-Hermione is going to have sad little deflated tits, though. Even worse than worst Emma's.

>>213672494 (OP)
What the fuck is that thing at the bottom right?

>>213673190
Don't you know, anon? Hollywood hates tits. They probably scoped out the girl's family to make sure she'll grow up to be flat and androgynous. It how (((they))) like 'em.

>>213673290
*top right

>>213673408
First sign of booba, that kid's gonna be a they/them and chop em off

I bet this Pottah is not going to end up being a midge. It must affect the dynamic with the other actors.

>>213672494 (OP)
Will they race swap the actual twin jeetas?

>>213672791
How is that racist?

>>213673571
>Will they race swap the actual twin jeetas?
No, the nonwhite characters will all retain their original ethnicities.

>>213673525
Umbrella Academy Flashbacks
>>213673569
I'm still waiting to see what his real dad looks like.
>>213673571
No, they didn't cast a jeeta for that role kek
>>213673593
whoa there buddy that's not funny now, yeah? You can't just call niggers niggers.

>>213673621
What about my nigga Notorious W.I.Z.?

>Name four (funf) reasons justifying the new Harry Potter reboot.
>Protip: You can't.
>Don't worry, I'll wait.

>>213672494 (OP)
>Ugly, mutt Hermione
>Aging lesbian Potter despite being an actual underage child, lmao
>Ginger Ron
Gen Alpha is a joke.

Zoombies don't deserve our Harry Potter.

>>213673883
Ginger Ron? He has the black eyes of someone possessed by the devil, not the green eyes of a true ging.

>>213673883
>Aging lesbian Potter
Many such cases

>>213673883
The Weasleys are gingers, retard.
>>213673833
You gotta add something to his desk, man. It's kinda stale otherwise.
>>213673680
>black man commenting on an innocent Black
pottery

>>213674081
He's going to end the war today, Ivan. Putin will kneel.

>It will make trannies seethe, which is funny
>Everyone will creep on those kids, which is also funny
>It will make money for WB, which will make socialists seethe which is funny as well
>It might fund a new Carmoran Strike book, I dunno

>>213674327
>>It might fund a new Carmoran Strike book, I dunno
It's just a series of shitty thrillers, how much could they cost? A couple of sandwiches?

>>213673890
This is actually one of the few things zoomers have going for

>>213673190
They had NO PROBLEM recasting Pansy Parkinson because she was so fucking hot it solidified every 30 years old dick on set
Rowling was livid, fuming when she saw her on set
ONE WEEK did the poor sex toy lasted on set before being recasted with a goblin
God forbid hot chicks end up in the evil house team
Anyway, yeah, if one girl even steps away form the line on the sand, she's getting culled

>>213672494 (OP)
Do you want four reasons in English and five in Deutsch? I can give you eins reason that OP is a fag

>>213672494 (OP)
Imagine being some regular kid and you get cast in a role that will make you rich and famous just because you have orange hair. lmao.

>>213672494 (OP)
1. they
2. want
3. more
4. money

>>213674953
newfag
>>213675022
>Imagine being some regular actor and you get cast in a role that will make you rich and famous just because you're a nigger. lmao.
ftfy

>>213672494 (OP)
1. the movies are boring, I literally fell asleep in the theater while watching Philosophers Stone and I was a huge Potter fan
2. they were terribly acted
3. they were terribly directed
4. it's impossible cram seven novels of material into 8 two hour films

>>213675247
Was the casting at least good?

>>213672494 (OP)
1. Money
2. Universal Studios spent billions of dollars adding Harry Potter World to their parks so they need to keep the IP in the public consciousness
3. Hogwarts merch is a huge subset of the "plastic crap" industry and they want to get a new generation of kids to get into it
4. Some parts of the books got cut for the movies and it'd be neat to see that I guess?

>>213675247
>huge Potter fan
>fell asleep in the theater
>huge Potter fan
Nigger the first chapter of Harry potter is Vernon going to sell drills

>>213672494 (OP)
Modern studios are bankrupt in terms of creativity
They know what worked and what didn't so it makes it viable
They can afford to do more shit that the movies skipped out on
We might get another attractive asian girl playing Cho

>>213675296
Yeah actually, I'm fine with the casting of the old movies. I fine with the new trio as well. Nu-Snape is the only stand out terrible choice.
>>213675317
>books and movies provide different experiences

>>213675247
>4. it's impossible cram seven novels of material into 8 two hour films
It's a TV show, 8 hours (or more) per book