fuck ME BROS

Reddit: The Movie

>>213692852
fuck you, she's fine

defeated_heroine

>>213692907
A man of taste

>>213692821 (OP)
>Fuck me
Sure, bend over

>>213692885
What type of ass was she hoping to have? Why do some women think this is bad?

>>213692885
Look at that titty jiggle.

>>213693045
this was before white women were brainwashed with negroid influence

>>213693082
Men were always attracted to big birthing hips before Hollywood kikes forced women with 12 year old boy bodies on people

>>213692899
she's trapped

>>213692937
god, i can't get enough rape

>>213692852
you guys say that about every movie, especially the martian.

>>213692885
Along with other weirdly thick/thin waisted cartoon moms I'm pretty sure this is what is responsible for a large part of my fetishes. Guess it could be worse

>>213692821 (OP)
YWNBAEW

>>213692821 (OP)
There's criminally little of vore art with her.

>>213693158
Wide hips were good, but having a fat jiggly ass was not. Simple. It was regarded as disgusting, which you would understand if you ever touched a fat jiggly ass.

>>213696742
So much emphasis on fat jiggly asses. Are you a coon actually pretending your not out here to protect your prospects so others don’t go booty hunting.

Crazy inflation sex now.

>>213692899
did she fart with so much force that it knocked them about? maybe a shart?

>>213692821 (OP)
This was considered undesirable and fat on the 00s

>>213692852
The Incredibles sucks but I don't see how it is Reddit.

>>213692821 (OP)
>>213692885
imagine the smell

>>213692899
brap hahaha

Holy hell imagine her literally shitting uncontrollably

>>213697077
Not at all, every dude in the theater had to reposition their popcorn to hide their boners, but women are always self-conscious and insecure about their own body, no matter how good or bad it is. When a woman acts confident, that's exactly what she's doing: acting.

>>213697077
No, she was absolutely meant to be hot.

>>213693082
>>213696742
/Pol/fag and fat asses thread, name a better duo.

>>213697571
Peanut butter and chocolate

Could you actually do this in real life without injury? I need it

>>213692821 (OP)
>>213692885
>>213692899
I need to fucking cum so bad

Coomers need to fucking die

i bet mr incredible would stretch out her pussy and fit his entire body into it like a sleeping bag

>>213698726
they won't breed so they can die whenever

>>213698726
>AI STILL can't get fingers/hands right
KWAB

>>213692852
The moral is that some people are genetically superior and they shouldn't have to stiffle themselves to accommodate average people. Also, you can't cheat your way into superiority and you're either born that way or your not. Doesn't feel very Reddit to me.

>>213698828
the Never Goon trend is from 2023

How do you explain her voice?
That weird thing where she sounds like her mouth is half full of food gets me rock hard for some reason kek

>>213698828
it can with no problem

>>213693066
That's what makes the clip both great and believable. I wonder if the animators used a live action figure for reference?

>>213698828
two more weeks luddite

Some of the most popular rule 34 especially her daughter.

>>213699507
shadman tainted all of it, nothing but trash of them together.

>>213692821 (OP)
I was always more of an Aunt Cass kind of guy. I once had a dream about snuggling on the couch with her watching movies.

>>213699507
>Some of the most popular rule 34 especially her daughter.
the mother has twice the amount of pic

the fan fic where the mind control lady forces Violet to eat Elastigirl's butthole is really nice, I can't wait until home AI is able to render it into it's own pixar quality movie.

who would win?

>>213692821 (OP)
>>213692885
https://youtu.be/an-jIQxWQek?si=LHznGy1msYjdw6n0 All notable moments and they even used it I promos and was in the creators original pitch

Imagine sex with someone who can stretch and contract their pussy and womb on a whim holy shit

>>213692821 (OP)

>>213699759

She needs to be bigger.

>>213699119
i love her voice in general. moms that are hot and cute is the bees knees

>>213692899
Got this part when her but slumps down after?

>>213692821 (OP)
>>213699646
i enjoyed those kinos of helen and cass having sex with (You) in fpov

bump to hump helen’s rump

>>213699954
Sniff’s Stiff & Whiff (formerly Buck’s)

I think I downloaded the wrong Incredibles

>>213692821 (OP)
I want Mrs. Incredible to stretch her asscheeks around my entire head and suffocate me with her braps

>>213692821 (OP)
Imagine her farting in your face

>son motorboats mom while sister rides her

>>213698726
What's on his shirt? A bowl of Chex cereal?

>>213692821 (OP)
This god damn BRAT gets to get between those legs every night.
Fuck this gay earth.

>Why yes, I do masturbate to Carl Wheezer's head on Helen Parr's body. How could you tell?

>>213702062
No, he doesn't. Kill yourself coomer

Also love the implication that she gained weight compared to the throwback scenes

>>213693158
her face is literally dissapointed her ass is so big, the point of the scene and joke is its not ideal, the joke exists because of the fact that a common perception was its too big. And you just saying 'nu uhhh' doesnt change that lol

>>213702172
Prove he doesn’t.

>>213702796
Burden of proof is on you.

>>213702546
>her face
She is a cartoon. This is a fictional character in a Hollywood movie. Your entire post proves my point. lol dumbass

Imma let you finish but everfire has the best helenXdash comic of all time
Of all time

>>213703004
I’ve got plenty. Blue board though.

>>213703272
>I’ve got plenty
Of fan fiction.

>>213703272
Ay man I’m here for it come on, show me something better than everfires art of dash railing his mom

>>213703311
Kill yourself coomer.

>>213692821 (OP)
my favorite women shape like this and big boobs too for me to squeeze

No one cares, moralfag.

>>213703556
Nobody cares that you're addicted to porn.

>>213697609
get an inversion table

>>213702062
Him and Violet get to fuck and 69 every night what the FUCK

>>213703904
Kill yourself

>>213701531
Sauce?

>>213703588
If you post here you are into weirder shit you just LARP otherwise.

>>213704222
Projecting.

>>213692852
No. Syndrome is a redditor.

WEG?

>>213701531
jesus, that's disgusting. where did you find it?

>>213701531
Sauce

>>213705312
>>213704202
>>213705472
https://coomer.st/onlyfans/user/laneyblue01?o=100
I thought that was a website to watch movies for free,,,

where is based ao3 poster

>>213702062
>>213702172
/a/ here, mother/son incest is based.

>>213705611
I don't give a fuck, you need to kill yourself now.

>>213692885
Back when women felt bad about just having a butt. Now they look like her fat ass husband.

>>213705791
And they're proud to look like bob

>>213693158
>before Hollywood kikes forced women with 12 year old boy bodies on people
literally never happened

>>213705611
No saar mom ntr is better

>>213705665
Seethe, prude.

>>213698726
Puritan zoomers need to get the fuck back to twitter or wherever the fuck you tourists come from.
>>213698799
Those "coomers" are the only ones who WILL breed while you will rot alone.

>>213699759
A man of culture, I see.
I also really REALLY like the incredibles.

>>213692821 (OP)
Since her body is super stretchy, she should be able to "capture" enemies by stretching her mouth over them and swallowing them whole and alive.

>>213706047
I miss shadman so much. Nobody drew delicious cocks and sweaty balls like he did

>>213705611
>tfw no big titted hinata mommy

>>213706018
>>213706021
Not a puritan or a prude, just somebody who isn't a porn addicted faggot that needs to degenerate the site up.
>Those "coomers" are the only ones who WILL breed while you will rot alone.
Nah, you will continue to coom alone until you die while us normal people will have successful families.

He said, still in the thread. Still seething.

>>213706223
Sounds like a faggot prude to me

>>213706276
Obsessed. Move on, coomer.
>>213706313
I could give a fuck. You're an addict, nothing you say has value

>>213706223
>us normal people

>>213706223
You fly into a seething rage at the slightest hint of eroticism, you're not fooling anyone, zoomzoom. You will die alone while you're mad and confused when those "coomers" get all the pussy. Nobody is going to reward you for being a heckin male ally and denying your icky male gaze, or whatever the fuck you retards think is politically correct nowadays.

>>213698726
>AI pajeet calling anyone else a coomer
Top lel.

>>213699119
Holly Hunter is the only good part of Bat vs Super. She has a voice made for ASMR goonbait

>>213706223
>who isn't a porn addicted faggot that needs to degenerate the site up.
You have barely been here a few months and it shows, what the fuck do you know about this site?

>>213706397
>>213706404
>>213706422
>>213706463
Oh BROTHER, get off me you bums. You disrespected The Incredibles and I had sit you faggots down. You're no better than tranny groomers posting and defending this degenerate shit.

>claims to be anti goon
>enters gooner thread

>>213692885
That butt is way too fat let's be real. Only closet pedos pretend to be attracted to it in an attempt to say "LOOK I LIKE ADULT WOMEN GUYS!"

>>213693066
Wow, that’s actually insane

>>213706603
You're being very feminine right now.
>dude charlie kirk lmao!
Shut your little gay ass up.

>>213705665

>>213705611
I dare you to not watch porn for a week

>>213706543
Larping as the taliban moral police is more degenerate. Get better taste normalfag

>>213698726
>>213702172
>>213703588
>>213705665
>>213706223
Why are americans like this?
Just because you have a mutilated people and can't masturbate anymore it doesn't mean you can LARP as the Iranian moral police and bother people who can.

>>213692821 (OP)
Holy shit molest me mommy

*mutilated penis
I'm typing with only one hand, forgive me.

>>213692885
She could stretch her ass to be any size or shape she wanted - she choose that big African ass! Why?

>>213699705
holy shit source?

>>213695642
That one by moga is fucking great.

>>213692899
>That lip bite
>That demented expression shifting into smugness
Yeah okay. It'll be some Helen porn tonight

>>213709011
Good fucking GOD

>>213692852
Well, darn. Because of this comment, I must now stop liking this movie and its characters.

>>213710225
Imagine anally penetrating her.

>>213706614
You have to go back.

>>213711828
Man they knew what they were doing with this scene lmao
shame the movie kinda sucked, but having more Helen ass was welcome

>>213708358
america is the home of self-righteous puritanism

>>213706150
What happened to him

>>213712127
Got high and threatened someone with a knife, so he was sentenced to jail.

bighat thread?

>>213692821 (OP)
i dont want to fuck you thoughever OP

>>213701420
Buck's Stuck & Whuck?

>>213692821 (OP)
Built for weight gain, vore and inflation.

>>213706603
Charlie Kirk looks like an evil puppet that came to life.

>>213702062
lol someone's been looking at too much smitty

>>213692852
I thought reddit hated Ayn Rand

>>213712917
>smitty
gigacringe

>>213697163

Mrs. Incredible could theoretically eat as much as she likes because she can stretch her stomach and intestines to accommodate for a high mass. It goes without saying that, if she were to do so, she could produce some of the most inhumanly large shits imaginable. It is therefore canon that she takes giant shits. I'm talking the size of a human arm; I'm talking logs that would extend so far out of her asshole that she could lean back and use it as a makeshift camp stool. Do with this information as you will.

>>213712954
he's the only one making any good defeat stuff with helen so he gets a pass for the absolutely terrible dialogue

>>213713053
He used to make good elastigirl stuff but now his only gimmick is making asses so unnaturally big that it looks retarded

>>213712970
no idiot she would just squish her shits into tiny pellets and chuck them out the window like cigarette butts
this uncreativity is why you people are never going to have superpowers

>>213703288
it's like einstein said, all stories already exist in space and time, the writer just finds them in the stone

>>213706614
kys

>>213714391

>>213692821 (OP)

gonna download this tonight cause of this thread

Do you think Elastigirl ever contracted every single pleasurable nerve ending in her body into a one-square-millimetre spot to create a super clit? Do you think Mr Incredible fisted Elastigirl? Do you think he ever climbed fully inside her and walked around while wearing her as a sexy meat suit?

Helen Parr has a very unattractive voice

>>213692821 (OP)
Post the hypnosis part

>>213705948
>pretending assflation isn’t real

>>213715911
Imagine living a life as this person who is SO fucking wrong
Would commit suicide

>>213715671
Do you think he explored her like a fun house? Do you think on Halloween she turned it into a haunted house and made fleshy monsters jump out at Bob?

>>213715570
I’d literally drink the sweat on her anus and say “Thank you mommy” while she looks at me like I’m total scum.

>>213703206
why would someone even make this lmao

>>213715648
Very ugly artstyle

>>213701420
Holy fucking KEK, I'm crying. The build up with all these coomer posts and then the climax with this unhinged shit.

>>213698726
Coomers are fucking hilarious, also the nofap shit is a psyop to literally cuk you from even ejaculating KEK

>>213693066
The animators snuck it in there because they were redirecting the focused line of sight to her ass and knew the editors wouldn't notice.

>>213699729
>potatoes

>>213718055
True, parody porn that doesn't at least try to resemble the artstyle of what it's parodying is a failure by default

>>213692885
love that they putt her in fortnite

>>213715570
fuck

A mother of three does not need an ass that big but Mrs. Parr purposefully keeps it that way! Vile harlot!

can she like open up new orifices

>>213708367
Imagine her talking softly to you in that weird lisp voice

i'm so fucking tired of getting horny

>>213715940
based

>>213705611
>zoomers are so isolated from women they sexualize the only woman they know (their mother)
grim

>>213711828
This shit was fucking cringe.

>>213719531

>>213710837
but you can't get her pregnant if you do that

>>213708358
>mutilated people
>can't masturbate anymore
Are you retarded, or just using really bad rage-bait? I can jerk off just fine. And circumcision does not meet the definition requirement for mutilation, brainlet.

>>213692821 (OP)
>>213692885
>>213692899
https://youtu.be/an-jIQxWQek?si=LHznGy1msYjdw6n0 This is a comp of all notable moments and even chest jiggle. and they even used it in promos and was in the creators original pitch. It is a hot and a funny fat and butt joke but also cool how she realizes she does look good by using her thighs to crush them

>>213692885
Bob got jacked again so guess she decided to keep it or maybe she did work out and that’s why she’s bigger in the sequel

>>213692821 (OP)
>>213692885
>>213692899
How akward was this moment whenever it comes on when you’re watching it with others or when it was shown on school. Or even the theaters reaction if anyone remembers seeing it then?

Fact OP's been necrobumping this for a whole day and it's nowhere near the bump limit is depressing and pathetic
Threads that are 10 hours old should auto slide

>>213692821 (OP)
For me its Roxanne

Ah, a thread of culture.

>>213692821 (OP)
I love my mommy