>character is evil
>black hair
>character turns good
>blonde hair
what did the Belgians mean by this?

>>213698093 (OP)
If the only femele isn't even a real Smurf, how does the species reproduce?

>>213698109
Aren't they fungi or something?

Hair is the mirror of the soul.
Bright hair = bright soul
Dark hair = dark soul
bald = no soul

>>213698133
That's warhammer

>>213698136
>bald = no soul
Ain't you forgetting someone

>>213698109
They aren't real, it's all a hallucination of Gargamel. That's why he never "finds" them

>>213698093 (OP)
That is literally the basic backstory of the character. Imagine watching spongebob and being all like "did you know sandy is actually not a marine creature, but instead a squirrell from texas?"

>>213698160
northernlion? judge holden? pretty sure neither of those has a soul

>>213698109
>If the only femele isn't even a real Smurf, how does the species reproduce?
she isn't the only female but they don't fuck them either, the villages are separated by sex because they are all homosexual and the women bi

>>213698109
Anal sex

>>213698093 (OP)
I thought she was trans

>>213698109
Artificial insemination. There is a female village. They live in isolation, but they exchange sperm and male newborns through storks.

>>213698093 (OP)
Sassette > Smurfette any day

why would Gargamel name his cat Azrael

>>213698433
What's the problem? It's a good name for a cat.

>>213698433
>>213698462
CATS ARE EVIL

>>213698093 (OP)
This is the recipe Gargamel used to create Smurfette, I wish I could find it in English, Peyo had zero illusion about the very essence of womanhood.

>>213698191
It is immediately apparent that a squirrel is a squirrel it is not immediately apparent that a lab made smurf is lab made.

>>213698109
Smurfs are basically all male until they near the end of their life cycle and one of the group mutates into a female
then all the remaining smurfs go insane to kill each other just so one can breed with the new female smurf
The female smurf dies during childbirth after having 100 baby smurfs. The father lives and raises them and becomes the new Papa Smurf

>>213698672
>I wish I could find it in English
This is literally the 3rd image result after googling "gargamel creating smurfette comic". No idea how accurate the translation is tho.

>>213698109
with duende magic

>>213698433
It's kinda like naming your dog anubis

30 smurfs. 25 are real, but I made up 5. Can you find the fakes?
> Doctor Smurf
>Editor Smurf
>Enamored Smurf
>Finance Smurf
>Greedy Smurf
>Gullible Smurf
>Harmony Smurf
>Hefty Smurf
>Hundredth Smurf
>Karate Smurf
>Jokey Smurf
>Mellow Smurf
>Moody Smurf
>Nanny Smurf
>Narrator Smurf
>Nosey Smurf
>Painter Smurf
>Party Planner Smurf
>Passive-Aggressive Smurf
>Pretentious Smurf
>Pushover Smurf
>Ron
>Sleepy Smurf
>Sloppy Smurf
>Stinky Smurf
>Surly Smurf
>Timid Smurf
>Vanity Smurf
>Weakling Smurf
>Woodworker Smurf

>>213698109
They smurf Papa Smurf on his birthday

>>213698093 (OP)
damn, papa smurf bimboified her

>>213698863

>>213699108
>Ron
Is there a Hermione Smurfette?

>>213698093 (OP)
Black = evil
White = good
view is even true in african cultures

>>213698672
>leftists smurf recipe

>>213698863
Very accurate. It’s exactly the same in French.

>>213698093 (OP)
The first Smurf comic book is about a bunch of black smurfs that bite normal smurfs and turn them into blacks.

>>213698093 (OP)
Fun Fact: Smurfette has the same VA as the scary teacher from Invader Zim.

Why didn't Gargamel trade for the smurf berries?

>>213698109
You know how.

>>213699698
Smurf of Smurfland

>>213699596
They had to recolor them purple for the US edition, they couldn't handle the subtle banter.

>>213699596
Why do they bit the butt?

>>213699764
Just like Jynx and Mister Popo

>>213699861
Honestly, it's the fault of the rights holders for easily giving in to these stupid demands.

>>213698093 (OP)
smurfs are unironically communist propaganda about communist utopia
>papa smurf - stalin
>gargamel - america
>gargamel's cat - mossad
>smurfette - cia agent that defected to soviet union

>>213698093 (OP)
>the Belgians

>>213700001
>smurf with glasses - trotsky

>>213698672
>>213698863
Damn, one looks like shit, the other looks amazing.

>>213698136
What if they’re piglike?

>>213698093 (OP)
I knew that, yes. Only Shartmericans obsessed with Hollywood Pedoslop don't.

>>213698433
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.

>>213698093 (OP)
Belgians were based.

>>213700001
>gargamel's cat - mossad
Yes, I'm sure that non-Arabs in 1958 gave a shit about Mossad.

>>213699843
they're zesty

>>213698302
>Artificial insemination. There is a female village. They live in isolation, but they exchange sperm and male newborns through snorks.
ftfy

>>213698245
I've sat through Lost Village and the newer series a bunch with my daughter and I genuinely like the girl Smurfs. Smurfbegonia is best girl.

>>213699108
Passive-Aggressive
Weakling (theres Wimpy, but IIRC no Weakling)
Enamored
Finance
Sloppy

Howd I do?

>>213699843
they like booty

>>213698093 (OP)
>one female smurf
Imagine the smurfbangs.

>>213699843
In early cartoons the butt was the harmless area you could hit/kick/shoot arrows at/ bite/etc without involving violence for the reader.

>>213700545
Doesn't mention the nose

>>213700541
0/5. The fakes are Mellow, Moody, Sleepy, Surly, and Woodworker.

>The jew uses a woman to destroy society
Really makes ya think...

>>213699596
oh I remember those angry smurfs, they made them purple in the animated series.

>>213698109
They are alien fungi I guess?

>>213698093 (OP)
The the black hair one looks nicer.

>>213698109
Smurfing.

>>213698093 (OP)
they wuz just speakin the tru tru

>>213698093 (OP)
>>213698109
Didn't Gargamel or some other alchemist create the Smurfs in the first place?

>>213704040
Gargamel wanted the smurfs to create the philosopher stone so i don't think so

>>213704120
Maybe they escaped.
Also his motivation for getting the Smurfs changed at bit over time, at one point he wanted to eat them.

>>213700545
every accusation is a confession

>>213698093 (OP)
>According to French sociologist Antoine Buéno, it is believed that Gargamel represents a Jewish stereotype, due to having a big nose, magic powers, love of gold, and balding looks.

>>213698093 (OP)
>a spell
If memory serves right it was plastic surgery.

>>213699596
Never relax.

>>213698109
Recall baby smurfs getting brought in on storks.

>>213704533
It's literally in the cartoon opening. Apologize.

>>213704560
Never watched the cartoon only read the comics.

>>213700489
Sounds based

>>213704230

>>213704671
Had to look at it for a while. Pretty cool.

>>213698302
Wait, so do the smurfs cum in storks?

>>213698109
By smurfing the smurf out of their smurf while smurfing their smurf in the smurf, of course.

>>213698863
Gargamel, more like Gargincel.

>>213698093 (OP)
Thread theme

https://youtu.be/VGBrdr5Ghn8?si=Y0JdltKfHgomB8Ts

>>213700546
>It is what it is, I want some smurf butt

>>213704285
I don't know...

>>213705704
oy vey

I was Gargamel in the school play when I was 12.

Anyway, everybody ready to los gaan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsKuZiT7euQ&list=PLPewYrG3rfz9LojPJJXMX-3lL6sconnZG&index=25

>>213705704
I'm not seeing it either. The nose having a hook is crucial.

>>213698093 (OP)
This is an age old TV trope

Whenever wherever Jews take over media they invert this principle

>>213698093 (OP)
You will never be a smurf

>>213704285
Comics from before WW2 were even more blatant

>>213698093 (OP)
you missed skin shade change

>>213706799
The Shooting Star was slightly reworked after the war kek

Tintin killed Jews

>>213699596
GNAPPED.COM

>>213699596
mfw i'll never be gnapped.. why even schtroumpf.....

>>213699596
>tried reading this right to left
goddammit

>>213704671
Asides from its jewishness, who wants to see that shit every day as they go to work?

>>213707181
The original literally feels like a fan meme, unbelievable.

>>213699108
>Greedy Smurf
Gargomel

>>213708129
Are the facades of bars and nightclubs not decorated where you live?

>>213708433
No?

>>213698093 (OP)
>character is evil
no, it's more that the character becomes even better, ascending to a higher life form
source: dragon ball, sonic the hedgehog

>>213700545
This is slander against Gothel, she is sexo incarnate

>>213708478
she was then arrested for sleeping with her male students

>>213698093 (OP)
>>character is evil
>>black hair
>>character turns good
>>blonde hair
>what did the Belgians mean by this?

No, Original smurfette have male smurf traits disguised as female, so its a troon
real smurfette have female traits, true woman.

Peyo was a chud

Gargamel is a jew
Smurfette is a golem which turns against him

>>213707181
Tintin is based on an important waffen-SS volunteer who escaped the jews and denied the holocaust until the end.

>>213708985
You mean she became first lady.

>>213704285
Gargamel is just a frail who rejected god and turned into occultism by greed, living now in the ruins of an old abbey. He named his cat with sacred name of an angel.
He is a symbol of corruption.

>>213708955
Correct

>>213708985
It's fine, she cried and said she was in love with them so they didn't charge her with anything serious and she was allowed to keep her teaching license.

>>213698093 (OP)
nah probably everyone who's even little in to smurfs knows that. it's always being referenced that smurfette isn't real smurf
>>213698109
on blue moon some bird might bring babby smurf from what i remember

>>213699698
Holy shit, The Smurfs are a biker gang!

>>213698093 (OP)
dark hair, dark heart. simple

>>213698171

Im ascribed to this theory about them.
Gargamel gotta stop eating that bad rye bread.

>>213700342
that was a good read, when they jailed Hegré for being a collaborator it made me feel ;_;