Why didn't anyone tell me how kino Gods of Egypt was?

>>213712486 (OP)
if you liked mummies alive you will like it,yep

>>213712486 (OP)
It wasn't kino. It was dogshit.

>>213712486 (OP)
For some reason this movie made reddit meltdown, probably because of the white actors. It's actually pretty fun.

>>213712486 (OP)
We liked the dead boobies girl

eat-on

>>213712529
Isnt the director from Egypt? He can do whatever he wants

>>213712486 (OP)
It looked like an old Linkin Park video

>>213712533
Is she part Abo?

>>213712532
Dead girl boobies?

>>213712650
I don't know

>>213712486 (OP)
it's camp as shit. but it's great

>>213712529
redditors don't know shit tough, because they all (still) think egypt was populated by sub-saharan monkeys

>>213712486 (OP)
I did i made a thread titled
>this is like Black Panther but for white people with sexy chicks
after I first saw it in 2024

>>213712969
>>213712748
Nevermind she just died.

>>213712486 (OP)
Most Indian movie of all time

>>213714305
Nothing Indian about it.

>>213712486 (OP)
I'd have liked it more if it didn't have all of that faggy sarcastic humour.

>>213712486 (OP)
I liked the booby girl and my boy shotcaller in it

Why is Egyptian mythology so fucking bad ass

Everyone who thinks Egyptians were black also thinks jewish people are white.

>>213715053
They are black tbough. .

>>213715103

>>213712533
She was one of Immortan Joe's wives

>>213712486 (OP)
it released during the peak of we wuz kangz

For me, it's Gerard Butler's exposed hairy armpits.

>>213715968
he's not nearly as jacked here as he was in 300
steroids must be a wild ride

>>213712533
>>213715242
My waifu since 2015, absolute qt
>>213712650
Yes

>>213712486 (OP)
it came out right at the start of woke and every reviewer shat on it for not having 100% ethnic Egyptians playing the roles
same type of reviewbombing that they tanked the Death Wish reboot with

>>213712533
Her tits were definitely not that amazing in Yellowjackets. Breast reduction surgery?

It is somewhat kino, but what keeps it from being real kino is the awful,awful ligthing
Look that your pic OP
Look at this pic
>>213715968
You have fucking pure gold everywhere, and the ligthing is white sterile
This is absolutely the kind of movie that piss filters were designed for, and it doesn't have any
Look, literally one filter away from looking sterile and fake
The ONE movie, doesn't have it
https://imgur.com/ZZeEFiA

>>213716428
She just aged and lost weight

>>213716428
age and a mom bra

>>213716559
>You have fucking pure gold everywhere, and the ligthing is white sterile
because bright white lighting feels like you're in the desert
piss filters are fuck ugly

>>213716670
And bright white lighting when you are inside a golden throne feels like you are in a hospital

Why would she see something no one has ever seen?

>>213712637
or art from an old graphics card

>>213712486 (OP)
All the kino is at the start of the film, there rest of the movie is taken up following this bland fucker around. Any scene that doesn't have Gerard Butler chewing scenery sucks.

>>213716005
300 came out 10 years earlier than Chads of Egypt

>>213712486 (OP)
I fucking love this movie so much
all the chicks are 10/10s in slutty outfits
its got as bad a case of whitewashing as you can possibly get
the story is like a homemade DND campaign with every piece of idiotic nonsense that comes with it... theres literally a god on a spaceship with a lazer machinegun shooting at a lovecraftian space monster
and it has DND puzzles
and all the actors, especially gerald butler, are acting so goddamn happy its insane
its like the funnest movie ever made

>>213712509
a man of culture

>>213718814
fuck man
you're making me want to rewatch it

>>213717794
Fucking KEK

>>213712486 (OP)
It's a shame they threw all their cultural heritage in the garbage to worship le jews instead.

>>213715103
Provide evidence. The evidence shows mummies have blonde/red hair and blue eyes