Angel is not making it to season 2 edition

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carnal pleasures with debra morgan

>>213713145
i'd clap so hard if they put this song while dexter is on the boat

>Angel's Apple® Airbuds
That's not going to bite Angel in the ass now will it?

I clapped

>>213713195

Dextah, I am the New Yahk Reepa

>>213713292
I love thighs

>>213713292
imma lick those things

>>213713292

I don't buy them allowing dexter to kill gemini. It would have made more sense if uma shot gemini while he was attacking dexter.

>Dexter keeps impressing Claudette until her autistic self breaks and falls in love
>gets to work with blood spatter analysis again for NYPD forensics
>with Prater's boat doing his extra curricular activities
>they both raise Harrison to become a cop

>>213713331
I'm gonna soi out if this happens.

>>213713331
100% is, that line he said about his mother being the one that makes him keep his "darkness" away or something and Dexter missing it because he was freaked out and trying to hide the twin's body.

>>213713368
Not like they could've made it in time

>>213713292
Odd how she can do a decent job of looking like a high school girl but only in the volleyball outfit, and the rest of the time she looks 30

Original Sin Deb Facefuck

the NY ripper is a pretty cool killer so far
gruesomely guts people then terrorizes the families by constantly calling years later

>>213713419
How about having the rest of the party walking towards them right when dexter antagonizes gemini

>>213713263
>Let me just shove a bunch of some other guy's jizz up my wife's snatch.
You've now taken the heterosexual delivery system out of the picture and made it even more gay by having the guy jack off and give you the jizz to impregnate your wife.
Why the fuck are you zoomers so fucking gay?

>>213713331
Its more likely his daughter's jew fiancé

For some reason, I REALLY loved scene where dexter puts second gimini killer blood in SAME glass with first.
Such a small detail and I dont know how to explain it, it just felt like "writers know their shit".

>>213713428
the face doesn't lie anon, you are just distracted by her thighs.

will Al dir next episode or is he going to make it till 9?

>>213713498
Holy boner. Time to fap

This episode is kind of nice.

>>213713515
nah its not him . he is never showing up again according to imdb

>>213713368
>>213713493
Anon, read pic related

>>213713382
what so he puts on a NY accent for his crank calls?

>>213713527
that followed immediately by surprise hermano was almost too much to handle

>>213713553
the promo is dexter in a wig shop with a kill table so im going to guess really hard that he's not making it to ep9

>>213713428
It's the hairdo, she always looks younger with it up.
The bob adds years to her, which I still don't get why they didn't give her the bangs Deb had early on

>>213713159 (OP)
im sick in bed. is new dexter kino enough to get me comfy?

>>213713607
ye

>>213713607
it's very comfy, do it

>>213713563
Hard to believe she's almost 30. Nice thighs

>>213713498
what are the actual options though? If you're adopting you're basically passing on any control you'd have over their genetics, pretty much like picking a baby off the street. Is it possible to select both the sperm donor for a surrogate? That would be the best solution if you're not adopting I think.

>>213713663
option a: don't have kids
option b: have kids and hope they don't get the shit genes

Anyone have a gif of Dexter spinning around when he drugs Gemini numero uno in the last ep

>>213713591

>>213713716
best I can do is a webm

>>213713628
>>213713635
cheers, puttin it on now

The scene where Dexter talks to the detective about the ripper was the funniest thing

Ep 8
>Dex kills Al
>Batista tracks the car to the location
>Finds the kill room soon as Dex kills Al
>Dex uses his smoke like reflexes to gtfo
>Figures he's being tracked
>Gets his car stolen for an alibi
>Charlie looks into Dex because Als killing is plastered all over the news
>Kidnaps harrison

Ep 9
>Dex has to break into Praters trophy room to get Harrison back
>Uma dies or teams up with Dex
>Prater dies in the trophy room
>Harrison helps in some capacity, maybe has to make a choice
>Somehow the police bust into Praters trophy room
>Anonymous tip? Maybe Batista is stalking Dex
>Batista dies or is rendered unconscious
>They pin the BHB killings on Prater as copy cat kills due to the trophies

Ep 10
>Batista fuming that they've pinned everything on a midge/or is dead
>Autistic cop lady is sus as fuck
>Harrison gets his college tuition paid
>Quinn gets a phone call

>>213713751
That's good too, thanks anon

>>213713553
He probably won’t live past next episode but I’m curious what else there is to him, because he’s definitely not just a guy who strangles joggers and cuts their hair.

>>213713655
>Hard to believe she's almost 30
anon she's 31, older than jennifer carpenter in s1 btw

>>213713655
Really nice indeed.
Last .webm for now, don't wanna spam these.

>>213713607
Kino and comfy. If you haven't seen original blood, it's surprisingly good as well. Get well soon, anon.

I only have 2 theories for how the show will go

A)Dex gets close with Uma Thurman as shes clearly disgusted by the killers too

B)Prater allies with Dexter in the end as hes kind of his accessory and gets off on being a pseudo serial killer himself

>>213713663
You're inflating something like 3% of the population into being an issue.
Adoption is more honorable than putting some other dude's semen in your wife.
At least if the kid you adopt is trash you can throw it back into the adoption system with no regrets.
Or, you can live a life free from kids.
Most zoomer girls don't want kids anyway.
It's why they pick older guys with grown kids or guys who think it is fun to beat off in a corner while she gets railed by someone else and on five different kinds of birth control.
They don't want to put in the effort of raising children.

>>213713899
*Original sin
I'm retarded

>>213713812
I hope none of this happens

>>213713527
this scene, the ponytail killer's video, dexter preparing for his presentation, the detective's lecture and his interaction with dexter and the ending with batista were peak dexter. great episode, one of the best in the series

Dexter instantly proving something the NYPD couldn't for years was kino. He'd know that even without being in Praters vault

>>213713899
thanks brotha. I saw the one where he reunites with his son. hadn't even heard of original sin, awesome

>>213713428
See>>213713550
It's like that disappearing can magic trick with the boobs

>Batista kills Dexter in self-defense in the finale
>series for season 2 onwards gets rebranded Angel: La Passion

>>213713812
prater wont die till episode 10 . the gala takes place in episode 10 . quinn call takes place next ep .

>>213713838
It wouldnt be Dexter season without Dexter horribly underestimating someone

>>213714004
Yup just flexing that he was actually great at his job
And without even the rustling whispers to help

>>213714021
>Angel: LA Pasion
>he moves to LA to open a cop bar

>>213714108
No he cheated from knowing the Ripper uses a different weapn from Praters vault

>>213713906
Could be kino for Dex to kill Al (and maybe Uma) only for prater to find out and be absolutely star struck, and wanting to back and fund Dexter like his personal Batman serial killer

I like Harrison following his father's footstep of blonde fever and some brown girls

>>213713921
>honorable
lol idgaf about that, you have to raise the kid for the next 18 years minimum anon. If he comes out retarded or with some heavy health risk, I can guarantee you that you'll be kicking yourself for not putting every chance on your side. One of my cousins has those flesh wasting away illnesses, runs in the family. Idgaf because I never see him but every time his mother comes to visit it's like she is torn between worrying about him and just wishing he were dead, it's a horrible, horrible burden to shoulder.

Cancer on the other hand is something almost every person in the world has shit genes for, Hall just didn't want children and it was a believable reason to give.

Also iirc if you lob a kid you adopted back into the system, your chances of ever adopting again drop to zero, so that's a one shot you won't get back.

Anyways, like you say most people don't even want kids, regardless of gender. Most that really wants kids will have had them before they turn 30, after that people trot out some bullshit like ecological or political reasons but the truth is they just don't want any and that is fine.

>>213713812
I was with you for Episode 8.
The rest is batshit.

Angel will not die. He will look Dexter in the eyes and tell him you broke my heart, then Dexter will feel bad and not kill him, then he will go back to Miami and eat a cubano.

>>213713159 (OP)
>Angel is not making it to season 2
Of course he fucking is. Don't be fucking retarded, they're going to draw this shit out

>>213714210
I hate both of these characters

>>213714153
But HOW did Prater know which weapon ripper uses if EVEN nypd didnt know that?

Honestly the only logical answer is that Uma Thurman is NY Ripper

>>213713331
who makes the phone calls then?

Why doesn't Dexter just tell Angel that he didn't kill Doakes or LaGuerta and that Deb was a mercy kill? Instead he just fucking threatens him and then lets him go.

When is Harrison vs. Sopranos landlord going to pay off?

I still don't understand why they decided 9 parts is canon when it's been shown many times otherwise

>>213713746
>>213713553
>when Ponytail mysteriously vanishes and Prater is left with only Dexter in his secret serial killer party
It feels like they're going for the amogus crowd with the scenario where the imposters win and the last survivor realises too late after they've voted out the last person that could help win

>>213714348
Dexter isn't the ice truck killer anon. Are you dumb?

>>213714229
Your use of zoomerspeak has been noted.
While you have the mental capacity to rise above shithead status, you are hampered by your age.
Really, you have promise. You just have to make an effort. Not much of one, just abandon zoomerspeak and type like an adult with punctuation and capitalization.

>>213714300
NY Ripper was part of Prater's club before even Mia joined.
He retired, and is shitposting from burner phones now for a kick.

Michael C Hall was so good in the scene where he killed the 2nd Gemni. He cycled through so many different tones and inflections. Straight up kino when he switched to tauntng mode.

Alright anons, spoilers here:
I was so fucking hyped when I saw Dexter merc Gemini 2, and then when Harrison was about to slay some college sophmore puss, and fuck me, Angel calling out Dexter's shit in front of him. Man what the hell was he thinking? And finally how Dexter taunted the detective with the theory and shit talking Batista.


I've read your anon theories how cool black man is obviously the ripper and I was really was hoping that's not the case, I need good kind hearted characters here man. I'm glad the voice note from the Ripper doesn't sound at all like him. I'm so HYPE BROS, I know i'm going to let myself down for a third time but fuck if I can't see the show is sooo good when it focuses on the cat and mouse game with Dexter. Consequences be damned!

>>213714433
>striving for some anon's approval on an ethiopian crab-rearing imageboard

I think I'm OK anon, thanks though.

Bit of a misstep on your part as well, if you go back to the early 00s every teen was speaking with some internet abbreviations and those bleed into your adult language, particularly when communicating via text. You should see what people talk like on the company Zoho chat, most of them pushing 40.

>>213713292
I love young Deb and wish I could give her the love and attention that Harry and Dex are cruelly refusing her for no reason

>>213714564
>young

>>213714465
The weird thing is they actually do this IRL. See BTK

>>213714425
I used this pic as an example. As far as I know, Brian does it the same way as he does. Over the original series, it's been shown different cuts when no mention or picture of 9 parts

>>213714300
>But HOW did Prater know which weapon ripper uses if EVEN nypd didnt know that?
the ripper was most likely part of his club
>the only logical answer is that Uma Thurman is NY Ripper
thurman's character strikes me as someone that hates serial killers, but works for prater to help her mother

>>213714524
The audio of the Ripper was a voice changer for sure.

>Ripper being inactive while black guy had that monologue about turning his life around when he had killed someone before
>The cats were trophies, that's why he was so upset and angry at giving them away
>He's a ride share driver so he can be all over the city with zero suspicion
>they've shown slight hints at him acting a bit like Trinity did with his family

>>213714562
I've been well aware of shorthand speak since the early 90s.
I still find it distasteful and a sign of someone that can't communicate their thoughts and ideas in basic English.

>>213714673
Anon please, don't fuck this up for me, he has to just a good man with dark past doing his best. Please.

His dialect is also way off though

Fucking loving this dumb goddamn show. Now since we had the copy of BrBa’s ‘tread lightly’ garage scene, starting to think Prater will turn out to be more of a Gus Fring type of character. I’d like to think he lasts more than one season but I’m sure his screen time is quite costly.

>>213714210
Why do alpha babes want to immediately fuck Harrison wherever he goes even though he looks like a crying autist and has 0 game

>new dexter kino this month
>new tulsa king kino next month
We're eating good bros

>>213714524
I’m thinking the NY Ripper voicemails may be Detective Oliva.

>>213714790
Female writers

>>213714637
Shitposting while retired is all that's left.
You're sixty years old, and can no longer run down twenty year old women to choke to death.
So, you fuck with the police that never caught you and make them sperg out.

>>213714729
Maybe take it as a sign that someone doesn't want to bother to impress you and is getting out their ideas in the shortest possible fashion. Proper English is a tool and like any tool you don't just pull it out for every occasion.
Taking pride in your English is for teachers and parents, personally I'm all for the unceasing and ever increasing bastardization of modern English. For one, it is amusing to me that it irritates boomers and purists like you, but ultimately I enjoy the idea that in 50 years I might not even understand contemporary English anymore and my accent and lexical choices will make me seem like a quaint throwback to a gentler time, like an old frontiersman that has lived to see the early 1900s. Language is meant to keep evolving.

>>213713515
Idiot can't even buy ice correctly

>>213714668
Explain pic

>>213713159 (OP)
I wish we got more backstories on the tattoo collector and Gemini. Like what happened to make them the way they are, how they stalk victims and how they kill them...

The biggest flaw I think in Resurrection is they killed Gemini too fast and too easy. I thought setting up the Gemini twist last week we will see more of him maybe in a big way but it's such a wasted potential for an amazing actor.

>>213714790
Because Harrison has killed someone and that activates a specific pheromone inside the male body that females can't resist because they know this male will be able to protect them and their offspring. It's just part of being a mutant that evolved from monke

>>213714668
5 BIG BOOMS FOR NEW DEXTER

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>213714668
Who the fuck is this fatass kid and why is he everywhere

>>213714812
that doesn't make sense man
why would that be a female fantasy?

>>213715033
Isnt it obvious?
He is NY Ripper

>>213715087
not a general female fantasy, just the sort that female tv writers are most likely to be

>>213715111
i think you're confused, he's the infamous new york dripper

>>213714986
Prob too expensive. Cant pay Dinklage and him

>>213713159 (OP)
Who played Gigi this episode? Not on imdb.

I fucking love this show bros

>>213715087
Women love the idea of a sensitive guy in touch with his emotions or whatever.
Now obviously IRL they'll just use it against you

>>213715157
Random meth head they found walking around Hollywood Blvd

>>213714564
The only thing missing from Original Sin was Deb having a disappointing beta boyfriend.

>>213713331
then who was phone

>>213715157
Who the fuck is Gigi?

>>213713331
Voice didn't fit at all.

>>213715221
Doesn't Dexter insinuate Deb has only ever been with assholes in the 1st ep. of the original series?

>>213715087
Women have a fantasy that other women are naturally drawn towards the quiet kind-hearted sensitive guy. It's part of the just-world fallacy.

>>213715221
nah, her fucking a 30 year old while being a teen is much hotter.

>>213713515
Not old enough(?).

>>213714659
even in this series he says "depending on their size"
I don't think the number 9 is that significant, just that it's a methodical number of parts

>>213715247
The hot girl who flirts with Harrison and triggered all the chuds by looking like the stereotypical instathot who never gave them the time of day

>>213714895
Outing yourself as jewish is not the win you think it is.

>>213714348
Cutting the torso in half seems like a whole lot of extra work with all the guts that would spill out, but I guess it's too big otherwise

>>213715315
Who? I've never seen Harrison with any hot girl other than his mom

>>213715315
>hot

>>213715363
>knees too sharp

>>213715381
>2/10
>wouldn't bang

>"Dextah! You are not only the Bay Harbor Butcher but also the Iron Lake Fumbler and the New York Father!"
>"Dad, i am having problems with bad people so i better go into a profession with 10 times worse people, this will handle my autism tard rage"
I recently started Dexter for the first time. Then New blood and when i heared ressurection came out i skipped the original sin thing to shitpost with you guys. I finally caught up.

>>213714398
I feel like the only way that this ends without Prater coming off as a gigantic moron is that he knew Red wasn't Red the whole time, and he purposely set up this group of guests for Dexter to kill. When they're all gone, Prater will know he finally found the real BHB (He probably never bought the Doakes story)

>>213715315
>hot
zoomoids need to actually get their shit together what the fuck

>>213714929
just google Rizzler, but you're not missing out on anything by not knowing.

>>213714668
Is there anything so far that does NOT fit Prater being NY Ripper himself?

>>213715321
>I've got nothing to say and will now reach for the traditional insults of my culture

Yeah, that's pretty much what I thought. Have a nice day anon, maybe try to have some individuality instead of just melting into board culture today huh?

>>213715435
the fact that he's kid sized and clearly has an obsession with SKs not being one

>>213715392
>skipped the original sin
you missed out, that was way better than post s4 dexter and new blood

>>213715315
She looks like Chloe Cherry.

>airpods
>duude
>due
>airpod
>dude airpods dude
>airpods
>dude

>>213715484
I am gonna watch it but i wanted to be in these threads without being too far behind. Original sin is before miami anyway so no rush i guess. Does it have a shit ending as well?

>>213715392
I did the same but I watched original sin in between Resurrection episodes and honestly I felt pleasantly surprised if how good it is. It feels like watching the original for the most part.

>>213715559
dexter always had apple products dude
https://adammehring.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/product-placement-in-dexter/

>>213715315
The only hot women Harrison has been around are Rita and Hannah

>>213715442
I notice that you did not even deny your attempt to destroy verbal language with your bullshit.
We already know that jews are here spamming their pilpul.
You were caught and ran.
At least have the dignity to admit it.

>>213715584
No shit ending. But since I skipped it and then watched it recently, I started watching Resurrection without knowing they were bringing him to the hospital at the first episode of original sin. It starts as Dexter having flashes of his memory since he's dying. So he is the narrator

>>213713563
It was very sweet of Deb to blow off her plans after seeing how panicked he was

>>213715601
Forgot Deb, sorry

>>213713563
best scene in the whole season

>>213715408
Oh like the new york rizzler. I get it now

People shit on the Dex and Hannah relationship but if a girl started fucking me after deciding not to murder her at the last second and then she fucked me again while holding a knife to my throat it would've worked on me

There's no way that Dexter, a genius forensics guy and serial killer/expert stalker, is stupid enough not to bug sweep his car and house after Angel showed up, right? Even for this show there's no way they'd do something that contrived and out of character, right?

>>213713159 (OP)
Is the letter that Leon received from his parents' killer supposed to have some hidden message? Random letters in it are capitalized. Here's the first three sentences transcribed with the capitalizations:
>I got your letteR. WaSn'T exPectiNG to hear from you. IN here, time moveS oNe grAin of saNd at a time.

>>213715825
it spells out the path to old man jenkins treasure

>>213715804
>expert stalker
What are you talking about, he is literally horrible at stalking

>>213715157
Emily Kimball

>>213715875
>schutzstaffel tattoo
Based

>>213715825
Is there some kind of cipher that uses a string of numbers to decrypt? His inmate number at the top being 82661934 could be relevant. Otherwise it's just a string of random letters.

>>213715825
>>213715947

>every major US city has like 50-100 active serial killers at any one time

>>213716109
what are you talking about, its 10 tops (in the show)

>>213715947
this is dexter lol they're not thinking that far ahead

>>213713586
sure

>>213715315
We're on /tv/ so I can't tell if this is bait or just an actual fag from reddit.

>>213715435
Blood spatter was too high for a midget. Seriously. Genius spatter pattern expert Dexter would have immediately known the height of the killer was like 3 feet even.

>>213716296
maybe he had a wee ladder

>>213715872
On what fucking planet?

>>213715804
You forget that Liddy bugged his home with camera and mic and that Dexter only found out because the picture was accidentally caught by Harrison's baby monitor. Dexter is a bit of a retarded but a very lucky one

>>213715825
Nice catch
They seem random, might be an attempt to add and unhinged edge to them, maybe mirror Zodiac’s misspelling in his letters or something

>>213713586
The actor’s accent is already put-on, he was born in New Hampshire.

>>213715875
>Emily Coalburner

>Manic pixie dream girl out of nowhere
They're just going to repeat the Lila storyline but with Harrison this time aren't they?

>gemini sharing slide
Kino


Feels like they’re rushing through the killers though

>>213716296
wearing midget stilts

>>213716144
In 7 episodes, we have:
Tattoo guy
Kristen Ritter
Baseball bat guy
Gemini #1
Gemini #2
Uber guy
Ponytail guy
Ripper
Uma Thurman
Dexter

On top of that, you have Harrison who has committed murder, as well as Prater. The whole Dexter universe relies on there being a huge ecosystem built around serial killing being a fairly accessible hobby.

>>213716540
thats literally 10
Dexter moved in so he doesnt count
Uma Thurman is not proven to be serial killer
Gemini should count as 1 killer

>>213716616
Dexter is a NY resident who has killed three people since moving there, Uma Thurman has killed one person on camera and mentioned killing someone else using a different method, Gemini is two people. Regardless, we've met 10 killers in 7 episodes and they also mentioned kicking people out of the group and another who got suicided in prison. That's a staggering amount.

>>213716616
>Uma Thurman is not proven to be serial killer
Just because she's a mercenary who does it for business instead of pleasure doesn't mean she's not a serial killer.

>>213716616
NTA but
>Gemini should count as 1
Why? They were two people
>Uma is not proven to be a serial killer
She is obviously somewhat well versed in armed combat and probably has killed using guns before + the ease and swiftness with which she killed bat guy shows it’s not her first close range kill, I’d wager she’s killed 10+ people, the question is how would Dexter prove it for himself to make sure she fits the code, which I bet won’t be an issue as he’d either kill her in some self defense scenario or won’t kill her at all

>>213716842
>>213716836
did you people miss lection about serial killers? Uma character obviously doesnt enjoy this shit.

>>213717156
She's by definition a serial killer, she would kill just about anyone Prater paid her to.
She and Dexter will probably bond over this.

>>213717156
Who said anything about enjoying it?
She kills people and did it at least a couple of times we know of and most probably even more

>>213713777
I enjoyed this short scene a lot.

Are we all in agreement Tyrion is the jew york ripper? That was his voice

>>213717484
Hardly. How is he going to kill someone?

>>213713292
She's more cute IRL

>>213717484
Impossible
The first photo autistic disco detective showed was woman on the bed. Midget wouldnt be able to reach her and rip out her organs.

>>213717549
>>213717569

He has the means $$$$, nothing is impossible even for a rich midget

>>213717659
Do you think he used stacks of cash to climb over the bed?

>>213717549
he gets other serial killers to share the load and do a celebrity spot as the ripper. That's the final initiation into the club and why he's so pissed at things going off the rails, it's messing up his ritual

>>213715688
She really does love her brother, rip.

dexter giving tips about the blood spatter to autism cop was kino. He was riding so high this episode before la passion ruined his fun

>>213716517
The single mom friendzoned harrison, he’s free to dick down dollar store yellowjackets girl

>>213716486
>OH N-

>>213717869
It's hilarious how much of his tism slips away and he gets way more confident when he has a streak of successful, no complications kills

>>213716296
>uma give me uppies

>>213718185
lmfao

>>213718185

>>213718278

I probably should have leaned Geminis actor name by now. Seen him in like a hundred things but he's totally non-famous

>>213718510
dalmatian

could this be him, the legendary ripper?

>>213718510
david dalmatianman

>>213717897
Yet the friendzoner is still going to get butthurt when she learns about the other girl

>>213718542

>>213718278
>>213718542
hehehe

>>213713292
Crazy how young deb mogs old deb in terms of shape and proportion. Thick thighs v. fridge

What did they mean did they this

>>213713159 (OP)
Holy fuck I want him to kill all these serial killer fucks.

>>213713906
Uma is Dex’s season 2 GF!?

>>213713376
THIS is the kino that was foretold

>>213714210
Motley Crue hair and a face like a lot lizard. Big yikes my guy

>>213713812
Charley has an arm wound in the pic where she's kidnapping Harrison. I guess Batista finds the Al kill room and Charley saves Dexter by shooting Batista and getting wounded herself. Everything else might track.

Biney force ghost final ep?

>Dexter does a pretty decent job crazy making Batista when he runs into the detective at the college
>Then Dexter pretends to be on good terms with Batista in the apartment
>The car ride Dexter drops the mask entirely and basically implies a threat to Batista if he doesn't back off
I wish Dexter just kept trying to gaslight him honestly. It's clear at this point Batista isn't gonna back off over a threat, and Dexter has no idea if Batista is recording him or not. Yeah, he didn't admit to anything, but knowing that Batista is talking to the detective, he sounds suspicious as shit if Batista was recording all that.
Also
>Dexter is somehow not going to think to search his car and apartment after Batista showed up out of the blue
I hope he finds the airpods really quickly the next episode and uses the knowledge that he's being tracked to fuck with Batista somehow

>>213713376
Too kino!!!

>>213713563

I want her to put my head between those thighs and crush my head like a watermelon.

>>213715435
Charley being The Ripper and Prater making the pervy phone calls fits better. Ripper might be S2 tease otherwise.

I skip all the Harrison scenes.

>>213719446
>I wish Dexter just kept trying to gaslight him honestly
Same. Felt like they really want to hurry that plotline along.

>>213713292
She's from my neighborhood. I've never met her but her mom still lives in Cedar Rapids where she went to high school down the street from me.

>>213715586
I remember way back in S2 days articles about their product placement deals with Nokia and Hostess. Almost everyone had Nokia phone and Deb eats Twinkies facing the camera.

I feel like Praetor is the one calling the NY Ripper victims but is not the Ripper himself.

>next week on Dexter: Resurrection

>>213716334
>>213716537
Nah, because then his arms still aren't long enough for the arc.

>>213716345
Yes but he literally knows Angel is going after him now and was at his house and in his car.

>>213718542
He'd wear a trenchcoat to make it look like it was him that tall.

>>213719446
Seriously. It's bad writing. When Batista comes to the hospital and Dexter gives him the "Geez, mondays, amirite?" routine is the most mad I've been this season

>>213719446
>>213719622
The problem is that he didn't really have any way to explain why he disappeared from the hospital and never contacted Babtista.

This last episode didn't have the right to be as good as it was

What the fuck bros. Is dexter truly back? I really hope this goes on for several seasons, has a peak and then goes absolutely retarded and has a third horrendous finale, so they bring MCH for a fourth revival in a wheelchair

>>213718138
he killed the guys that were the top of the fbi most wanted list, one of them at a summit for serial killers and got away with it, I would feel cocky too

>>213719756
>when you know zoomers like airpods but have never used them yourself

This new season renewed my interest for the series. I binged it while it was airing in a funk. I recall 1-4 seasons being kino and then having to drag through to season 8.

Rewatched it all through. Kino. Embraced the campiness, took it not as serious. Dexter is definitely better than Sopranos and Breaking Bad. Not Madmen though. Wire is better but I'm not black or jewish so that show doesn't count in the rankings. Dexter is definitely better.

>>213719955
I think Dexter is its own monster. Even the bad seasons are entertaining because there's nothing like it
I'm really happy i get to enjoy a *good* revival with my /tv/ bros

>>213719955
>Dexter is definitely better than Sopranos and Breaking Bad. Not Madmen though. Wire is better but I'm not black or jewish so that show doesn't count in the rankings.
Dexter is good fun but it's nowhere near The Sopranos, and Madmen sure as shit isn't, either.

>>213719955
>Dexter is definitely better than Sopranos
You've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else.

>>213720078
they're different types of shows. Sopranos is too serious, Dexter is fun-kino

>>213718685
Only because he won't be able to raise her mutt kid. Harrison had a hard life.

Wait, what the fuck? I just caught up.
>his ex-girlfriend cop, who was unreasonably suspicious of him, left her eskimo community behind to leave town & forgive dexter
>even covered up killing her coworker in prison
>not really a cover-up, she basically declared it self-defence
>to this day there is still not a single court case in dexter, when a police officer like quinn or angela declares something self-defence, then that's equivalent to a court declaring him innocent
>there's a traitor among us in the serial killer group
>dexter somehow kills gemini in front of the serial killer group with NONE of them being supicious
>drops his mask in front of Batista and threatens him
I don't think this is going to work for another season. It's still fine slop now, but if they try to outdo the previous season in season 2, then it's going to be really campy.

>>213720228
>campy
That’s kino, it’s all a fever dream anyway while Dex is actually dying.

>>213720078
>>213720156
season 1 of dexter is better than any season of the sopranos

>>213720228
dexters super power is that things fix themselves for him. it's moloch
remember how writers didn't know what to do with doakes and lila just makes him explode

i dont think batista will die, but if he does, someone else will kill him (ie harrison, the black neighbor or even the midget/kill bill)

what i dislike is that recording of the new york ripper because it literally proves the black neighbor is not him, but also not the male detective. I hope there's a twist there

>>213713159 (OP)
It is kind of sad how they use to be hermanos and not their like this. Hope Batista keeps La pasion and lives or backs off if dex saves him from someone

>>213720339
Well, now it's surprise hermano.

>>213720228
dexter killed the serial killer killing injuns and that killed her sister or whatever, she basically forgave him after that
>I don’t need Jim Lindsay, I need Dexter Morgan

>>213717549
With the hook thing.

The music for the first season is so fucking good. It’s insane, I hope the composer won awards. Reminds me of Silent Hill, or even something like Planescape: Torment in a weird way. So fucking kino.

https://youtu.be/AmY8NStxBqc?si=w4oAQ2ZIQ8nQuZCu

Someone freeze me asleep, I don't want to wait more weeks until the next episode

>>213720373
yes, back when shows had iconic music and not just random music that no one remembers.
this happened to videogames too, i guess its something to do with the costs?
hannibal had a kino OST too. not often you find yourself like "woa, im gonna look for True Detective season 4 song that played in THIS episode" because it most likely sucks and its used only one time
in dex songs were reused a bunch of times and it was fantastic because they work as a motif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqq6Ge0p6Yc

>>213720373
The composer did a lot of random horror movies and some games. Even a silent hill game. The end credit theme was actually in some other shitty movie first
https://youtu.be/mqPC-GS1nqU

>>213720078
Sopranos to me isn't kino. I had to live with these fuckers in a neighborhood for 2 decades. So I'm definitely not watching it calling these fuckers kino. These wops were annoying, so many examples. There was a shootout outside the wop 'za over a love triangle, broad day light, two civies and a kid put in urgent care (one incident that comes to mind). Cops weren't allowed to be anywhere near their properties, on (with probable cause) or off duty plain clothes. While these wops owned the whole street, and terrorized the whole neighborhood for 2 decades. Which interestingly enough, the Jews owned all the shops before the wop takeover

So yeah I prefer Dexter.

I never understood this show. The main character is clearly gay yet everyone in the show pretends that he isn't and he's even given female partners and even has a kid apparently. And yet he's clearly gay, behaves like a gay person, talks and emotes like a gay person etc...

>>213720373
The only reason he's not back for Resurrection is because he's dead, that's why it's a mishmash of the old ost and random pop songs

>>213720512
you can just say you want to fuck michael c hall anon

The rapunzel guy’s video was well done, they must have done their homework on watchpeopledie or wherever you watch videos of people being killed

>>213720493
You just reveal your own ignorance

>>213719432
I thought he was gonna show up during the gemini scene and tell dexter to kill him

>>213720512
He only has a sexual atttaction to rape victims or similarly damaged women

>>213720548
So fucking sad, this season is well made, Daniel Licht is the only missing piece.

>>213720078
I came into the thread this morning and anon's head was in the toilet. Disgusting.

Sopranos is gay and I hate Italians (fredofucks).

>>213720603
Oh yeah smart guy, example this ignorance in an essay, do the hurdle jump and baton take, give it your best shot, Devin

>>213720458
Wow, didn’t know that. I can see why they’d pick him. The whole first season gives me Silent Hill 2 vibes (minus the paranormal).

>>213720512
He’s an autistic sperg. But he’s attractive so it’s charming. He’s not a psychopath despite the show’s adamantly stating he is.

>>213720732
It was a later silent hill game, after he did dexter

>>213713159 (OP)
I stopped watching Dexter after season 7. Is any of the new stuff worth watching? I heard season 8 was a shitshow and already got spoiled on the main plot points, so I don't think I'll watch that.

>>213720769
Yeah I looked it up, haven’t really played the western made ones.

>>213720824
season 8 is fucking garbage, watch the last ep if you really want to understand the pain of how shit it was. Otherwise yeah just to right to new blood > original sin > resurrection

>>213720824
is your life really that busy you cant watch a couple of episodes instead of asking for 4chan permission to do so?
life is pointless. just watch them or keep them in the background while you browse the internet. why is that so hard? I watched all Shehulk in a week, one episode per lunch and it was one of the worst shows I've ever watched in my entire life

Is force ghost Biney actually gonna be in this season or what? If he is I get the feeling he’ll show up if Dexter ends up killing Batista.

>>213720955
Dexter wont kill batista
but yes, brian will show up

>>213720985
I hope it’s a whole episode.

>>213720373
I'm really tired of all the insert songs this season.

>>213720824
All dexter seasons are basically equal in quality. Don't believe the people telling you they are bad. Dexter has always been slop, but enjoyable slop. The only reason the last season and new blood were ever hated, were because of the ending. By now it's a Dexter curse to have ridiculously bad endings, which get retconned after the fact. Just watch it, you fag.

>>213720985
There already was an entire episode about Dexter and his brother teaming up on a wild serial killer adventure and it was a horrible episode. Just rewatch that one. Dexter basically was possessed by the spirit of his brother and killed random people, while he and the viewer instead saw Brian doing it.

>>213719868
The thing is Dexter could have just told Batista at the hospital "Hey, thanks for visiting, but I'm gonna go see my son", and then have gotten away with no suspicion at all.
I kind of hate Bastistas character for believing Dexter is the Bay Harbor Butcher, because he has literally zero evidence. All he has is conspiracy theories, and the cop from New Blood who accused him, which she took back the accusation as well.
Dexter could straight up confess to being the BHB and there would not be enough evidence to convict him. Batista should be seen as a crazy conspiracy theorist by everyone

>>213720512
Wrong mental illness. He's a sociopathic serial killer.

Does rizz run in the family, girls just come up to them and flirt

>>213721046
Yeah I don’t get it. I get the first season OST is very “Miami” - but they should have just remixed all the songs to fit the theme better. At least the blood theme is used sometimes.

>>213720955
the actor posted a bunch of stuff on tiktok making it seem like he will show up, but he wasn’t in any of the interviews they did leading up to it and it wasn’t announced like trinity miguel etc

>>213720824
I honestly think season 8 is worth watching just to see how bad a show can get. It makes you appreciate the good ones more.

New Blood is season 5/6-tier, not awful but not the best. Most of the controversy about it was the ending which got retconned by Resurrection so it's probably not as bad in hindsight. Resurrection is kino so far and definitely worth watching.

>>213721070
The first season mogs the entirety of everything else combined.

>>213721085
This demands an edit which shrinks Harrison's face

>>213721074
>and then have gotten away with no suspicion at all.
It still would have been suspicious.
>I kind of hate Bastistas character for believing Dexter is the Bay Harbor Butcher, because he has literally zero evidence. All he has is conspiracy theories
Laguerta thought it was him and then she died, and then Dexter faked his own death and another cop thought it was Dexter. That's a lot of fucking suspicion.

>>213721074
The thing I think is retarded is he says he killed Deb. When he knows the Saxon guy did it.

>>213713159 (OP)
why'd they hype gemini so much just to kill him off instantly without him making any moves on dexter whatsoever except that one impulsive attempt that just got him killed
and is dexter really going to fall for the same trick doakes used on him?

>>213721070
i know about that nebraska episode. they wont do the same. brian's actor has hinted his appearance. will probably be a random force ghost or a flashback.

you know what would be fun? if they did bottle episodes sort of like Mr Robot. One episode where everything begins, same plot as we have now, but Brian is the main character, Dexter is the one that died and somehow uncle Brian ended up taking care of Harrison. Harrison is a fuck up, Brian just kills batista, the midget, everyone, he doesnt give a fuck. he probably fucks the brown woman harrison has been tryin to hit

>>213721070
>All dexter seasons are basically equal in quality
>Harrison falling on treadmill.webm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZhllfpyVTo&ab_

>>213721121
The pilot episode of Dexter is underrated as one of the best ever. Introduces basically every character perfectly. Sets up and explains what Dexter is and what he does perfectly, and then kind of flips it on its head.
>oooh I loved blood, I’m a badass and blood gets my toes curling, blood makes me cum
Then the reveal that the body at the crime scene has no blood at all

>>213721153
gemini is not twins, it's 4
he only killed 50%

>>213721153
They didn't hype him up, he/they was a retarded narcissist who was shown to be easily manipulated through flattery

>>213721217
Gemini constellation is actually 85 stars. so Dexter only killed 2.35% of the Gemini Killer
We still have tons of seasons to go

>>213721074
It's New Blood's fault for having him find out he's alive and suspected of being the BHB at the same time. They have a lot of history and we just have to accept he ruminated on it off-screen so he could speedrun his development into being Doakes 2.0 for this season.

>>213721226
idk that whole scene last ep just gave off the impression that gemini was really about to give dexter a run for his money but he just dies immediately

>>213713563
>Still wearing her sweaty uniform for hours
You think Dex got a whiff of puss?

>>213721070
>All dexter seasons are basically equal in quality

>>213721342
I guess I can see that but they only communicated through bookmarks, and worked together to do everything. And gemini did almost kill him technically.

>>213714244
;(

>>213714348
ya forgot the benis, m8

>>213714244
based and cubanopilled

>>213719955
Strongly depends on what seasons we're talking about because Dexter as a whole is not better than the Sopranos
Dexter DOES however have individual seasons that are imo better than anything in the Sopranos.

>>213721567
I wish you and your fucking family were all dead.

>>213714244
He will mount dexter and scream another woman’s name and grab onto him and not let him go, and ride him bronco

>>213721626
thanks, appreciate it hermano. We're all in this together like delicious ham pork pickels and mustard

>>213720228
She didn't forgive Dexter. She just said they're even now because he killed the guy who murdered her best friend.

>>213713159 (OP)
I just started the season. How does Michael c Hall look pretty good still, no homo, he’s like 60

>>213721586
Another fucking retard heard from. No season of dexter can even stand up against whatever you consider the worst episode of the sopranos.

>>213721647
Kill yourself faggot scum.

>>213716766
in a city as big as new york 10 isnt much especially when you have some billionaire rounding them all up and he can only seem to have gotten 10 out of the entire city

>>213721686
relax sopranos fan. if you ever go out you will see that people have different tastes and Tv entertainment is hardly some high IQ mensa topic of discussion.

>my jewish TV show made for money is better than your jewish TV show made for money
just enjoy things retard

>>213721704
That’s what Dexter will do after Angel gets his rock hard member out

>>213721685
Hes 54 you disgusting faggot

>>213713159 (OP)
>season 2
oh. i thought resurrection was a movie. huh.

>>213718542
that man's got feminine hips

>>213714244
Dex will save Angel's life and a cliche now we are even convo will happen

>>213721686
>the funny gabagool show where the main character spends half his time in therapy
you can stop huffing your own farts

>>213721722
No, dexter obviously appeals to your retardation. Every aspect of the sopranos is better than its dexter equivalent.

>>213721685
He just stayed in shape all his life, despite the cancer. When you live healthy habits forever it kinda sticks

>>213721793
>funny gabagool show
Apparently its so far over your head that you dont even know what youre criticising. You probably never even watched the show beyond your youtube shorts.

harrison is sexy handsome hot. i want to fugg him.

>>213721815
Kill yourself faggot scum

>>213721810
i dont care what you think. why do you care about what i like? I'm not even the guy you were talking to to begin with, I just like Dexter and i dont care about sopranos

>>213721875
Kill yourself faggot scum

>>213716334
That would explain why a little foot stool was found at the scene of every NY Ripper victim.
I did not catch that detail until I rewatched the episodes.

>>213721851
it's hammy as fuck you self important nigger

>>213718185
fucking lel >>213718278

>>213721686
Soplebos is misery porn trash for teenagers and 20 something pseuds let’s be honest here. Gandolfini is amazing tho

>>213721896
That's because youre a vaccinated retard.

>>213721851
Look Anon Sopranos is a very good show but you're trying way too hard to prop it up right now and you're outing yourself as a zoomer desperate to fit in.

>>213721892
>>213721914
Oh no, does this bother you?

>>213721941
You dont have a clue.
>>213721969
The show has been popular for over 25 years, just because its memed by the current up and coming generation doesnt lessen the show itself.

>>213713280
Dexter was planting the seeds that Bautista was fucked up by the deaths of the people he loved back in the lecture hall.
They might have him die by cop shootout setup with weird autism girl then bring in Quinn and Masuka for season 2.

>>213713574
I think they've started keeping episode numbers hidden because it makes people speculate who is going to die or whatever.
Considering how Gemini was an obvious twist, having the fiance be the killer with Dexter killing him in front of the girls dad in self defense because he planned to kill her could be a nice little change of expectations.
It might even awaken his darkness too

>>213721930
if you get brutally murdered by a midget on a footstool you were never going to live much longer anyway

>>213720313
>what i dislike is that recording of the new york ripper because it literally proves the black neighbor is not him, but also not the male detective
I'm willing to bet anything that the recording of the new york ripper is either a fake accent/voice being put on, or some voice changer. I don't buy that a prolific serial killer who is clever enough not to get caught would use his real voice when sending messages to the victims families

>>213721993
Back to plebbit already you fucking mongrel

>>213721995
The sopranos doesn't need propping up by me or anyone else. Dexter is entertaining but its been fucking garbage with terrible writing since its first episode.

We only get a Dexter revival show every few years and you dorks are hijacking it with Sopranos poop

>>213722048
I don’t give a fuck what’s popular in in your zog consoomer culture you monkey. Go make a cum tribute on your sopranos poster

>>213722120
They’re still mad many saints of whatever was a disaster

>>213722088
It was your ilk who was shilling the vaccine, reddit tourist.

Sopranos is only good if you’re one of THOSE people, same with BB and BCS.

>>213720313
>>213722084
I still say/hope it's Prater making drunk calls because he misses the ripper.

>>213722158
that would track, he's talked to so many serial killers he'd now how to put on a convincing act

Hermano

>leaves airpod and doesn't think to record Dexter talking to show it to the detective
Please tell me they are keeping this a secret until later on

>>213713812
Dexter or Harrison is going to kill prater with that hook they've brought up the hook twice and rule of 3 makes me think that is the route they are going to take
Prater clearly has to die in the trophy room it wouldn't make sense to kill him anywhere else

>>213722123
Its popular on /tv/ and there's nothing you can do about it. While the dexter general can barely maintain a thread for a couple of days, while being propped up by redditfag tourists, homos and zoomers who never watched the original.

>>213721143
Not any reasonable suspicion. Dexter setting up the shower and secretly ditching Batista made it look like he's running, which just makes Batista double down on his suspicion.
>Laguerta thought it was him and then she died, and then Dexter faked his own death and another cop thought it was Dexter. That's a lot of fucking suspicion.
Again, there's no evidence at all, just conspiracy theories at this point. The FBI was involved and confirmed it was Doakes, so Batista would have to be thinking Dexter is somehow such a genius that he outmaneuvered the FBI but somehow let Laguerta onto him? And again, she had no evidence at all.
Dexter faking his own death for sure sets red flags, but he had a believable story about spiraling into grief, basically attempting to kill himself in the storm, and then starting a new life because he couldn't stand to face his past because of what happened with Deb.
And god, the cop in New Blood again had ZERO evidence to arrest Dexter, in fact because of the writers fuck ups, her one "connection" of the BHB victims all having Ketamine in their systems is false because Dexter used M99.
Dexter could file a restraining order against Batista for harassment at this point and would probably get it granted. Especially seeing as Batista retired but is still flashing his badge around in a place where he wouldn't have authority even if he was still a cop

>>213722154
I loved all of em including Dexter (even the shitty seasons)

>>213714302
>>213715237
>>213715249
Red herring you retards. Ripper does nothing for years, but starts making gayass phone calls to taunt the relatives of his victims? It's clearly going to be a poser nobody, likely going to get arrested by Claudette while Dex discovers the real ripper in action.

Oh it's just some baiting faggot trying to stir shit, moving on then

>>213722120
>dorks
>poop
90s born queer dexterfags are the ultimate normalfags.

>>213721145
I guess you could argue maybe he means he "killed" Deb by taking her off life support and into the storm. But yeah, she was brain dead at that point, calling that murder is stupid

>>213722154
Sopranos is better than either of those shows.

>>213722202
hermano >:(

>>213722244
He didn't kill Deb. He knows that.
But he also didn't kill either Doakes or Laguerta.
Lila killed Doakes, he was nowhere even close to that cabin
and Deb killed Laguerta

>>213722226
>em

>>213722292
>my skin is brown

>>213714021
>Dexter learns his landlord was the NY ripper
>they connect but its too late and bautista kills him
>he uses his voodoo magic to transfer Dexters soul to Bautista
>tries to avenge dexter when he thinks the magic didn't work
>At first Bautista thinks that he is just blacking out from alcohol
>wakes up with blood on his hands and finds out that dexter takes over and continues his work
>He now has to focus on running a cop bar while also hiding the fact that Dexter is controlling him at night
>his bar is insanely successful so everyone knows him so this makes Dexters job harder
>They would show who is controlling the body at the moment by just using Dexters actor while still calling him Bautista

>>213721276
His speedrun in becoming Doakes 2.0 is honestly ridiculous
>Goes from believing Dexter is innocent to immediately thinking he's the BHB over one conversation with the cop from new blood
>Has to accept that somehow everyone, the FBI included, got it wrong with Doakes despite all of the evidence pointing to him
>The case is entirely closed and settled, literally no one except him at this point believes the BHB case is contested in any way
>Now he also has to believe that Dexter taught Harrison how to kill and cover his tracks at a professional level as well, just further making his theory even more ridiculous
>Genuinely believes somehow Dexter disabled cameras and sneaked into a prison to make Lady Vengeance hang herself after planting the watch to exonerate Harrison, even though it would have made way more sense if Dexter just killed her himself and alerted the police to check her apartment where they'd find her body, trophies, and kill tools
>Somehow finds the idea that Dexter made friends and found an apartment in a short amount of time suspicious, as if it doesn't speak to people generally liking Dexter
I would like it more if Batista was coming across more unhinged with his suspicions instead of like a detective who just can't prove his hot theory

>>213714929
Season 2 Dexter tries to teach the rizzler to control his dark urge to rizz his victims

>>213722338
You don't sound casual, reddit. You sound retarded.

>>213722409
Learning that a man you thought was a good friend faked his death immediately after shadily killing someone in self defense might raise some alarm bells

>>213722409
to be fair, we don't know what happened to him all these years. dexter did disappear and reappear. he is retired and maybe had no purpose anymore and he finally made the click and realized laguerta was right.

i do think it's realistic he's antagonistic now, what I cant buy is him being smart. he was always a literal retard that couldn't do shit.
he never solved a single case, he was by all means useless and became captain because everyone on miami metro died

>>213721342
It was just meant to reveal who he was leaving the message for in the book and be a twist.

>>213722443
Who mentioned reddit? Do you go there and are ashamed of it or something? Just stop going there

>>213714668
the rizzler is jewish btw

>>213722451
On top of him being smart, what I also don't think is realistic is how any of the cops are taking him seriously. He can have stewed on all of this and decide that Dexter is guilty, but he should come across like a fucking lunatic to other law enforcement when he's trying to tell them that the fucking FBI got the wrong guy

>>213722088
>>213722498

>>213722547
You come across like a fucking retard. Almost as retarded as Angel.

>>213713159 (OP)
fucking obnoxious ginger son hijacking the whole show again. so fucking obnoxious. fuck off you ugly ginger! you can't act for shit! the show is about dexter, NOT YOU! fuck off!

>>213722561
I think it’s trying to communicate

>>213722602
I actually haven't minded harrison nearly as much this season

>>213722608
Most of this thread is reddit tourists. And a few faggots.

>>213722597
>You don't understand, HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUN ROOF
That's the energy Batista is giving off. He has literally NOTHING but Laguerta suspecting Dexter which he couldn't prove, and Angela accusing Dexter and then later saying she was mistaken.
Dexter could outright confess and there would not be enough evidence to charge him with any of the BHB murders. The detectives should look at Batista like he's a fucking schizo when he comes in insisting the FBI got the wrong guy and he knows it's really his old coworker who's now teaching his son how to kill when they also couldn't get any evidence on Harrison either.

>>213722637
I’ll agree with you there. You’re forgetting zoomers from twatter

>>213722637
yeah, we can tell where you come from
saying faggot is not cool anymore. now we treat each other with respect and we pray

>>213722649
>capitalising for emphasis
>schizo
>expecting dexter to have decent writing
The reddit is strong with this one.

>>213722825
>we
nice try newfag

>>213722825
I pray sometimes but all that other faggot shit you’re saying Idk what you’re talking about

new
>>213722935
>>213722935
>>213722935

>>213722947
Fuck off