I want... Batman to come to my birthday party next saturday

AND

I want to ride in the Batmobile in front of all the guests

>>213713828 (OP)
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, would come to your birthday party next Saturday, and let you ride his Batmobile in front of all the guests, and your plan is to blackmail this person?

>>213713901
Of coursh!

>>213713828 (OP)
he did nothing wrong

>I want Batman and Curtis Jackson to sing "In Da Club"

>>213713828 (OP)
Finally one of these made me chuckle

>>213713828 (OP)
>I just want a glass of water, I’m parched.

>>213713828 (OP)
Funniest one of these I've seen desu

>>213713828 (OP)
No deal. We can send you a birthday clown that is receptive to butt stuff. Final offer.

>>213713828 (OP)
YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND YOU'LL LIKE IT

>I want my parents to say that they're proud of me. And... I don't want to pay rent to live with them anymore.

>>213713828 (OP)
why didn’t the joker want him exposing batman? was joker a hypocrite?