A man walks into a bar with a French poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other.

>>213714689 (OP)
>*gets sucked out the airlock*
>WAAAIT YOU DIDN'T FINISH THE JOKE

>*knocks on spaceship window*
>DO YOU LIKE APPLES?

>>213714802
>Every phone number in movies always stars with 555
>Boomers think that's fine and doesn't break the illusion

>>213715532
The only time I've ever seen someone write a phone number without the area code irl was when I was in buttfuck nowhere rural Illinois.

>>213714689 (OP)
>no I drive a rincon continental