what kinos should I watch with my gf?

>>213717063 (OP)
Shallow Hal

>>213717063 (OP)
The Whale

>>213717063 (OP)
Norbit

>in your path

>>213717063 (OP)
I hope you're just as fat or even fatter than her

>>213717075
Great fucking thread. Glorious.

I kinda wish when my gf was this big, we just eat out all the time, now shes lost weight and we dont eat wings anymore :(

>>213717216
What the non-english fuck?

>>213717063 (OP)
Heavy Weights & Piggy

>>213717216
That sucks you don't get to eat wings with your girlfriend. But I'm happy that you have one and that she took it upon herself to get in shape! Congrats

>>213717216
My gf isn't this size but she has some nice paunch and keeps whining about how she wants to lose weight.
I'm lucky she'll never actually do it though.

>>213717063 (OP)
Keep sneering over at her every few minutes too, and make sure she notices

>>213717063 (OP)
the meme is real

>>213717063 (OP)
Nothing, just have a huge manipulative argument to get her to remove that death trap of a belly button piercing. Once that's done, reward her with more food.
In a few months or even weeks if you do things right, the time will come where you can fuck her right in the belly button, which feels great if lubed correctly, while kissing her passionately, making the whole thing feel even better if you love her even a little.
Until then, just any comedy for normies or anime if she's into that, something to watch while consuming slop and getting more plump.
Just slop it up every which way.
Thank me later.

>>213717216
Girls this big are only hot when they have massive fat filled titties

>>213717063 (OP)
She’s hot

Phat Pussy smells like Valhalla

>>213717063 (OP)
I am so lonely rn I would fuck this fat cow

>>213717482
the only fat one I went down on had the cleanest smelling pussy.
probably over-compensating self-consciousness that a more regular looking lass wouldn't naturally have. Every fold clean as a whistle too.

>>213717575
Sweaty hairy phat bitch anus

>>213717686
That was my biggest fear going in, but I live in a country where paying for a fat bitch is legal, so it was all beautifully prepared, even got an alcoholic drink of my choice to share with her before things started getting serious.
I didn't get too familiar with her anus besides thumbing the damn thing during doggy

>>213717575
I had a dominican fat girl who must have been touched or something because she took about 5 showers per day so when we did have sex she was always clean... but something inside me wanted to corrupt her. That bronx dominican accent is so hot until you realize she actually talks and thinks like that so you can't be with her.

Oh my point was I had another fat girl and she was the worst at hygiene I dreaded having sex with her, not all of them are the same.

>>213717686
oh that dominican girl I had LOVED anal she was always cleaned from behind, thought the first time I had sex with her her bush was crazy thick and she had the tightest slit I've ever been in so it kind of hurt going in. She hates me now

>>213717871
>thumbing the damn thing
it's funny how this physically provides no pleasure for either of you

I've never fucked a fat chick because I'm not a disgusting degenerate. Also I'm homosexual but I haven't fucked any dudes either because I'm ugly and fat and an alcoholic who hasn't taken a solid shit in over a decade

>>213718007
>her bush was crazy thick
god you are so fucking lucky.

>>213717063 (OP)
I'd probably be dead if she sits on me.

>>213717265
How is it physically possible to eat 30,000 calories a day? I’m a fat fuck and even eating a whole package of Oreos is a tiny fraction of that.

>>213718044
Sure if that's your thing, but it was like a gate. Going in without a condom Which Idk Why or how I did that was like going through a hair version of steel wool.

> you are so fucking lucky
I fucking was, I broke it off because she was "Too mean to me" which I hate because I haven't done the things i've done to her to other girls after all these years. Best Lay, I've had sex with normal size women and it's just not the same anymore it's like i'm not there and they have too much self respect to let me do things to them

>>213717063 (OP)
>I'd fuck her
Movie for you two to watch: Magazine Dreams

It's pure kino
my gf on the side liked it very much

>>213717063 (OP)
my standards are becoming so low now that I'm actually starting to me attracted to fat girls and I really do not like this feeling after swearing off fatties my entire life.

>>213718243
>my standards are becoming so low now that I'm actually starting to me attracted to fat girls

Some of us are born into it, but don't allow yourself to go down that path. I fell in love with the ugliest woman and to be rejected by someone like that hurts more than getting rejected by someone hot. Feel bad about what youre doing and get your ass into action before your standards drop.

>>213717063 (OP)
a piercing on a fat belly is like peak Americana

>>213718132
No idea. I was 330 pounds at my heaviest like 15 years ago (I'm 6'2 and 200 pounds now) and I couldn't eat anywhere near that amount.

>>213717575

>>213718132
They lie for exaggeration. You would be having to sneak in complete meals to hit that, no human is doing that regularly and living.

Unironically how do you get out of a relationship with a girl who got fat and gave up? The worst part is she was the sweetest person I've ever known, cooks, cleans, always respects my space, etc. I just can't get over the fatness and my dick refuses to work around her.

I recommend a live performance of me fucking her.

>>213718195
Fuck off, Majors. Stop shilling your trash oscar bait in every thread.