Just wait for it to dry and then it's perfectly fine to sit on. Does he think he'll catch ass cancer from a bit of piss?

This isn't a real episode

>>213719041 (OP)
Why does this image look AI?

>>213719041 (OP)
I can only imagine how bad your home smells.

I thought AI was improving?

>>213719041 (OP)
Do Americans not know they can reupholster their furniture?

>>213719057
>>213719061
>>213719098
it's unironically a real episode lmao. it's the one with Pappi. he owns a pizzaria and kramer tanks his business.

>>213719057
Fucking idiot

>>213719061
Because you're a low IQ NPC?

>>213719615
I thought it was Elaine that tanked his business when she made a scene about abortion in the retaurant?

>>213719590
All it really needs is a new foam block. You can launder the cover. Especially since it's still wet, he could make it as good as new.

>>213719845
i thought it was kramer trying to turn his pizzaria into a "make-your-own-pie" gimmick restaurant?

>>213720121
>make-your-own-pie gimmick restaurant
I think that was a different Kramer scheme maybe even just an idea he had since Pappi already had a very successful restaurant in New York.
Pappi and Kramer got into an argument about when a pizza is a pizza as a metaphor for abortion, which may have spilled over to Elaine.
>It's a pizza when it comes out of the oven!
>It's a pizza when you put your hands in the dough!

>>213719845
>>213720121
two different episodes

>>213719590
>>213719896
Nope. You aint ever getting that pee out.

>plotline centered around a guy pissing on your couch
seinfeld is really so weird

fucking retards