I miss Cumtown - /tv/ (#213719390) [Archived: 98 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:09:31 AM No.213719390
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Also I'm gay
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:10:19 AM No.213719411
The adam friedland show is what you deserve.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:10:39 AM No.213719420
>>213719390 (OP)
Ummm you're Chinese
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:13:35 AM No.213719500
>>213719390 (OP)
I don't miss stav fake laughter but I do miss how those 2 would get the best out of Nick Mullen. If nick wasn't so lazy he'd actually be something in this business, he'd probably be the next Bill Burr and we'd all hate him.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:14:24 AM No.213719518
incel sebastian
incel sebastian
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>ARIEEEEL I WANT EET I WANT TO FUCK YOUR PUSSAY
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:15:22 AM No.213719535
>>213719518
you're not even the same species, sebastian
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:15:27 AM No.213719538
>>213719390 (OP)
They're so incredibly unfunny. Same as the oneyplay zoomers. Same as shane Gillis. Same as every other popular comedian from the last decade.
What a terrible period to be subjected to pop culture
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:16:21 AM No.213719555
>>213719518
I want to pinch her neepals
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:16:49 AM No.213719566
>>213719518
Cringe
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:17:34 AM No.213719585
>>213719390 (OP)
You're not a faggot for liking them, but you're definitely a fucking retard
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:17:46 AM No.213719593
>they call it the 7, cuz there's 7 letters you say
>HAHAHAH NOOOOO NO THERE AREN'T
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:18:03 AM No.213719601
>>213719390 (OP)
Naming your podcast after cum is crazy lmao these guys are wild
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:19:24 AM No.213719628
gettig your dick sucked before christmas
gettig your dick sucked before christmas
md5: 5412e03c8caf0c3751206ba4467c20fc🔍
>YOU GUYS ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS IT SUCKS YOUR DICK
>IT'S SCARY BECAUSE WHAT IF ON THE OTHER SIDE IT'S A MAN
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:19:31 AM No.213719631
>>213719518
Kek it's funny because it's a children's cartoon but he's saying dirty things and also he's a crab and also he has a funny accent lol
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:20:38 AM No.213719659
>>213719628
>n-no i'm pretty sure it's a HOT GIRL!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:20:40 AM No.213719660
>>213719628
>>213719593
>>213719518
Are these actually quotes from them? None of this is funny
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:23:42 AM No.213719734
>>213719390 (OP)
>what if you were fucking the Kool Aid man and then you came in his pitcher. But then they served the kool-aid at like a church picnic and they drank your cum LMAO and then they all had your cum in them right and the kool aid man said oh yeah ROFLMAO
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:23:58 AM No.213719743
>>213719660
funniest one was the pepper ann sopranos
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:24:42 AM No.213719762
>>213719390 (OP)
These guys are just so rude.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:25:44 AM No.213719786
>>213719390 (OP)
I need Nick to become friends with Hunter Biden.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:50:16 AM No.213720304
Hey what if a retard was gay
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:12:26 AM No.213720822
Cumtown blew up too fast, now Nick is a jaded misanthropic autist with impostor syndrome rather than a jaded misanthropic autist desperate to make rent. Stav is the most successful, not because he's the funniest, but because his working class Greek upbringing taught him to never stop grinding.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:14:01 AM No.213720855
cumtown was the setup to the joke and the punchline is watching stavs career fizzle
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:15:22 AM No.213720889
>>213719660

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQfgrwnsWz8
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:15:42 AM No.213720896
>>213719390 (OP)
Listened to the Marmaduke episode today. Good shit.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:16:24 AM No.213720913
>>213719500
he's mid at standup and it kills him
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:17:38 AM No.213720943
I don't know why you redditors listen to these unfunny communist losers.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:18:22 AM No.213720963
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5eece4dbe2ba07b0bbb70812680cdc54
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Banya did a five-year stint. He told me--they fuck guys like George!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:20:08 AM No.213721000
>>213719660

You had to be there.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:20:42 AM No.213721018
I was an earlier listener because of Nick's appearances on Metzger's old podcast. I liked the show because I found Nick to be funny and a representation of 4chan-ish/online personalities but not a fat sperg that you didn't see anywhere before. I never really gave a shit about his "characters" and I find it cringe anytime someone says they fuck their dad or "I'm gay actor Michael Douglas."
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:22:58 AM No.213721060
>>213719631
Thats not the joke, the joke is sebastian is a nigger and an incel. Thats funny because niggers cant control themselves around white women but also are repulsive to them so he is an incel.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:34:07 AM No.213721328
>>213721060

i know your new here but that kind of language really isnt excepted outside of pol
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:35:32 AM No.213721357
>>213721328
Shut the fuck up smelly currynigger piece of shit faggot. I happily take my 3 days of ban to call your retarded brown ass out.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:36:37 AM No.213721381
>>213721357

why do you take pleasure in making this place a worst experience for us all??
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:38:59 AM No.213721432
What if you got molested by a guy with down syndrome?
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:59:05 AM No.213721901
>>213719390 (OP)
did nick ever talk about his tinder profile thing? did he actually get laid with that
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:21:30 AM No.213722353
hogan4
hogan4
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>>213721328
sorry newfag. but we DO say that word here.
RIP HH
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:24:53 AM No.213722418
Stav won
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:26:45 AM No.213722454
i wish i was joking when i said this podcast made me realize i was bi as a teenager because i developed such a genuine crush on Nick
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:28:10 AM No.213722477
listening to this rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMptXS0jWSc
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:29:09 AM No.213722494
>>213721432
>"howwd stiwwl"
>"ahhve gotta get dis nut offff"
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>"dis tube ihs goin in yow squauree"
>hell yeah, dude
>getting raped by a retard would suck
>they probably have such big cocks
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:30:53 AM No.213722532
>>213719390 (OP)
I don't. They kept repeating their boring ass stories after 3 or 4 episodes. Do they all have holes in their brains or something?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:31:11 AM No.213722535
>>213719743
>AJ, what's up with you?
>a girl at my school got murdered
>THAT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN' BUSINESS
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:31:26 AM No.213722540
Best bits/moments
>Threatening Pedophile Ray Romano
>The Guylight Zone
>Adam being confronted on the breakfast sandwich
>If I could change the world...
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:32:51 AM No.213722569
>>213722535
>WHY DON'T YOU GO DO SOMETHING-SPORTS
>SOMETHING GOOD FOR YOU
>GET OUTTA YOUR HEAD WITH THIS MOROSE SHIT
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:33:01 AM No.213722573
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Disappointed with what happened with Nick.
Had a few opportunities to prove himself, and in all those moments he just kinda half asses or sleep walked through it. His sad peak came from doing a downs syndrome voice going "you see the wheels on the bus infact go round" while a retarded greek man laughs
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:35:01 AM No.213722613
>>213722540
>african incel sebastian
>anthony wexler, the 6 year old molested cholo
>molested bluchew ad read guy
>andrew yang press conference (nigafag and street shorks)
>bernie sanders town hall
>the big chill
>showgirls 2: robocop batman
>tony soprano and pepper ann in love
>depressed italian guy
>anthony cancelliano
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:36:57 AM No.213722643
>>213722540
Late stage era but I will always have for Simpsons characters saying Adam has a small dick, and Liberty Gay Ass Mutual Insurance
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:39:14 AM No.213722690
>>213722643
there's a super late-stage episode where they put on an old episode and just do commentary over it for a while. feels like an actual schizophrenic break.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:39:44 AM No.213722696
>>213719538
Wack
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:41:13 AM No.213722728
>>213722353
Rip brother
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:46:47 AM No.213722850
>>213722573
He doubts himself.
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Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:01:36 AM No.213723169
>>213722850
This was very obvious in Year of The Dragon.
It probably could have been a 8/10 special but as it sits it would be generous to give it a 6. I dont know why they didnt just shoot two nights. It was great when he finally loosened up but the first half is just ruined by obvious anxiety.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:55:16 AM No.213724246
>>213721328
>excepted
get out esl tardkun