Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:09:24 AM No.213724572
>”Why did Israel invade Palestine?”
>Ted Cruz: ”Because the Bible says it was part of Israel thousands of years ago.”
>”DO YOU HAVE A SOURCE FOR THAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ISRAEL? I’M CONFUSED!”
>”Why did Russia invade Ukraine?”
>”Vladimir Putin: because it was part of Russia thousands of years ago.”
>”Wow that’s perfectly reasonable. You’re to smart!”
>Ted Cruz: ”Because the Bible says it was part of Israel thousands of years ago.”
>”DO YOU HAVE A SOURCE FOR THAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ISRAEL? I’M CONFUSED!”
>”Why did Russia invade Ukraine?”
>”Vladimir Putin: because it was part of Russia thousands of years ago.”
>”Wow that’s perfectly reasonable. You’re to smart!”
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