Thread 213767863 - /tv/ [Archived: 58 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:35:47 PM No.213767863
GyJhPkLWwAAoF2r
GyJhPkLWwAAoF2r
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Who is your favorite movie dragon?
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:36:32 PM No.213767888
Sean Connery
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:38:22 PM No.213767940
>>213767863 (OP)
Those aren't dragons, those are Wyverns
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:40:36 PM No.213768000
>>213767940
smaug and the one from narnia are dragons thoughbeit
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:41:25 PM No.213768023
>>213767863 (OP)
>hmm yes, I shall call this dragon...drOgon
BRAVO TOLKIEN
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:42:08 PM No.213768042
>>213767863 (OP)
the long neck one
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:42:36 PM No.213768053
>>213768023
>TOLKIEN
its rowling dumb fuc
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:45:35 PM No.213768126
>>213767940
dragons aren't real, they have no taxonomy. if you have a story where dragons look like bunny rabbits, they are still dragons. please seek professional help for your crippling autism.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:45:48 PM No.213768130
katla
katla
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>>213767863 (OP)
Katla. She looks like a hippo but she is iconic, and she has the most spine chilling roar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1y5Viz2EsA
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:49:52 PM No.213768247
Firkraag_BG2EE
Firkraag_BG2EE
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>>213767940
This.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:50:33 PM No.213768267
>>213767888
Fpbp

Pack it up. The discussion is over.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:51:40 PM No.213768293
>>213767940
she's right
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:52:58 PM No.213768335
dragonheart-well-done
dragonheart-well-done
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There can be only one.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:54:38 PM No.213768387
>>213767863 (OP)
King Gidora in Godziila is the only true Dragon. Also Godziila.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:55:35 PM No.213768409
>>213767940
eustace looks like a dragon to me
you're right on the other 3 though
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:57:23 PM No.213768455
reign of fire
reign of fire
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Reign of Fire
the production and creature design of that movie is amazing.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:57:34 PM No.213768462
>>213767863 (OP)
I see three wyverns and a dragon
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:57:38 PM No.213768464
une grosse wyverne
une grosse wyverne
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>>213768000
Smaug WAS a dragon, when AUJ came out in theatres, then Hackson had to listen to that turbo-autist Bendadick Cucumberbitch and turn him into a wyvern thanks to CGI.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:58:29 PM No.213768493
>>213767863 (OP)
>dragon?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:58:56 PM No.213768509
>>213767863 (OP)
The witcher.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:59:21 PM No.213768518
>>213767888
a winrar is you
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:09:47 PM No.213768799
>>213767863 (OP)
when is my favorite movie dragon?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:11:16 PM No.213768833
>>213768126
TRVTH NVKE
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:13:25 PM No.213768881
>>213767863 (OP)
>>213767940

Only Eustace is a dragon , the others are wyrms/wyverns
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:13:47 PM No.213768894
>>213768126
Dragons are fairies or something they can be whatever they want even humans.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:14:03 PM No.213768900
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>>213768023
counterpoint
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:19:00 PM No.213769039
>>213768335
>>213768267
>>213767888
Do you guys think Connery was mad when he shows up and gives a great performance but still got acting mogged by the monk side character?
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:27:39 PM No.213769272
cool guy
cool guy
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>>213767888
>voiced by Sir Sean fucking Connery in English
>voiced by Philippe fucking Noiret in French
Can't get better than Draco, who's a REAL dragon compared to all those bitch-ass wannabe-dragons that just oversized wyverns.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:43:41 PM No.213769723
1733042702739685
1733042702739685
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>b-but's not a real dragon
Close enough
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:02:58 PM No.213770264
IMG_0163
IMG_0163
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themberchaud
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:06:22 PM No.213770372
bg8ogy7bi8o
bg8ogy7bi8o
md5: 0e4823824ee06d20cec489e2eab0b1d1๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>213770766
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:12:56 PM No.213770566
Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:16:33 PM No.213770664
>>213767863 (OP)
the hungarian hornswoggle off of the harry potter
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:18:15 PM No.213770712
>>213768126
Illiterate retard
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:20:24 PM No.213770766
>>213770372
Go ahead, furry. Go suck an animal dick. Tell us all how it tastes.
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Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:32:59 PM No.213771099
>>213770766
You're the one who immediately thought of sucking animal dicks, anon. Probably well versed in the taste already.
I just think Toothless is neat.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:34:26 PM No.213771135
1708142019260261
1708142019260261
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>>213767863 (OP)
Out of the way losers
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:09:06 AM No.213771975
>>213767940
>b-but muh heraldry says
I am so fucking sick of this shit, no one applies it to fucking Leopards or Lions, which are only different in heraldry based on what pose they're in or a fucking seahorse literally being a horse with a tail and flippers. It's not universal either, in Germany they call fucking everything a dragon. You aren't smart or clever for regurgitating this autistic shit
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:17:45 AM No.213772181
>>213767940
Wyverns are a kind of dragon
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:18:57 AM No.213772200
>>213767863 (OP)
reign of fire dragons
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:19:56 AM No.213772227
>>213767863 (OP)
Dragonheart or Shrek
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:22:10 AM No.213772284
>>213768455
Pure dragon kino
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:24:35 AM No.213772345
>>213771975
>in Germany they call fucking everything a dragon
nobody cares what turks think
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:25:16 AM No.213772358
>>213772181
no
drakes are young dragons
wyrms are old dragons
wyverns are an offshoot with no functioning wings and a poison barb on the end of their tail and smaller than drakes
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:35:48 AM No.213772593
Wyvirgin v Chadgron
Wyvirgin v Chadgron
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>>213767940
All wyverns are dragons but not all dragons are wyverns. That said, they're a boring design.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:38:18 AM No.213772644
>>213768455
I liked the idea of the fire breath coming from two different glands firing two different chemicals that ignite when mixed. Was a neat idea.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:38:51 AM No.213772653
>>213772593
Look me in the eye and tell me with a straight face this >>213768247 autistic shit looks better than Smaug or Drogon.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:40:33 AM No.213772688
grigori-dragons-dogma-v0-xs7si4mjs6od1[1]
grigori-dragons-dogma-v0-xs7si4mjs6od1[1]
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>>213772653
Yes
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:42:40 AM No.213772735
>>213768126
I like legend of dragoons dragons. One of em's a bug
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:46:24 AM No.213772807
>>213771135
I like ghidorah because he has deserved ego of being the strongest. I even remember one godzilla ended with ghidorah winning. Child me was like
>W T F
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:49:00 AM No.213772875
>>213770766
there's nothing sexy about toothless. it's just a cutie-patootie
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:49:07 AM No.213772879
1753084111361187
1753084111361187
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>>213767863 (OP)
Smaug was fantastic and one of the scant few redeeming elements of Jackson's Hobbit. Cumberbatch's reptilian voice was perfect for him
>AND DOOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
If a monitor lizard were ever to speak, I imagine it'd sound like this
>>213767940
>wanna know what my favourite Christmas movie is?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:49:50 AM No.213772891
>>213769039
No, he gave a fantastic vocal perfomance and essentially everyone who ever worked with postlethwaite said he was one of the finest actors in history
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:59:46 AM No.213773113
harry-potter-dragon-cropped
harry-potter-dragon-cropped
md5: a019b35558048070b2fddad807db2fc5๐Ÿ”
>>213767863 (OP)
>>213767940
this
hollywood is so uncreative, every single dragon must always be a fucking wyvern no matter how they're described in the source material
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:07:14 AM No.213773293
>>213767940
>Those aren't dragons, those are Wyverns
If they are lizards that spit fire, that means they're Dragons. Physiology don't mean shit.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:13:20 AM No.213773441
IMG_0827
IMG_0827
md5: 16cd2828c78cfc0767d0a529c083a471๐Ÿ”
>>213767863 (OP)
>uhh...
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:23:55 AM No.213773644
1725145043736038
1725145043736038
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What was Tolkein thinking?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:26:21 AM No.213773686
>>213767863 (OP)
of those only the bottom one is a dragon
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:27:31 AM No.213773717
>>213773644
I have no shame in admitting that if you make a giant dragon that dwarfs the world in an illogical sense I will always think it's cool. Galakrond in wow is another good one
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:34:57 AM No.213773866
>>213773644
What is the backstory on all these random dragons? Why is that one so freaking big? Dude is exiting the orbit of the planet, especially if he takes flight
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:35:36 AM No.213773876
1734971853955329
1734971853955329
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>>213773644
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:36:10 AM No.213773889
Sunfyre
Sunfyre
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Sunfyre
Forever and always
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:59:12 AM No.213774393
Tolkien_Smaug
Tolkien_Smaug
md5: 90e0bc67bdd282e26119b700c881be83๐Ÿ”
>>213772653
Historically, wyverns were indeed nothing more than beastial, and dragons have always seemed to be at least sapient in most stories they are featured in.

>>213772879
correct it's probably the only scene from the Hobbit movies to be on par w/ the OG LotR films, I only care about Smaug being made quadrupedal instead of hexapodal cause Tolkien himself cared about that detail.
(The "front legs gone queer" in >>213772593
picrel is a direct quote from Tolkien)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:10:18 AM No.213774668
>>213768126
Neck yourself kike
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:31:25 AM No.213775180
Dragon_of_the_First_Age_by_rubendevela-0
Dragon_of_the_First_Age_by_rubendevela-0
md5: 7c7fad7bd7ffcbc72302b0ce79c63294๐Ÿ”
>>213773644
>>213773866
tolkien never actually specifies the size of these dragons, it's totally made up
but it's true that ancalagon was the size of a mountain, and earendil somehow killed him
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:36:18 AM No.213775295
1552366622494
1552366622494
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>>213767863 (OP)
Smaug's my favorite dragon in general. He's smart, cruel, and obscenely greedy. Rumplestiltzkin did a fine enough job voicing him in the Hobbit movie but โ€œHis rage passes description - the sort of rage that is only seen when rich folk that have more than they can enjoy suddenly lose something that they have long had but have never before used or wanted.โ€ when he loses his fucking mind and goes on a killing spree is top kino
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:38:13 AM No.213775358
>>213768335
this is the only dragon itt, all others are wyverns
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:40:59 AM No.213775425
dragonslayer-2-1680212997231
dragonslayer-2-1680212997231
md5: fa3a1b084b530a96a1545fcced919368๐Ÿ”
>>213767863 (OP)
Dragonslayer (1981)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:10:39 AM No.213776098
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1481523306291
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>>213773876
Is Barad-Dur really 10 times the size of Orthanc or is that someone being silly because it looks yuge in the movies because IT SEEMS TO ME it would be silly to have the two towers and one's lopsided like that. Or is this some Sauron angst about how he can have his own Angband with blackjack and hookers so it's gotta be big even if it's still no Angband?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:27:17 AM No.213776438
>>213776098
that's just movie stuff who knows
but barad dur is absolutely bigger than orthanc, it's a massive fortress and orthanc is basically just a watchtower
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:32:53 AM No.213776563
1734487369064364
1734487369064364
md5: fc53cd6d9f2d850463655d9ee470e929๐Ÿ”
Lord Nagafen had sovl and no gaming dragon has ever compared.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:32:06 AM No.213777902
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1720926050983322
md5: b7d956bc8647d6156c8b9ca7316dd857๐Ÿ”
>>213767863 (OP)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:33:57 AM No.213777948
>>213768335
based dragonheart appreciator
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:34:27 AM No.213777954
>>213767940
D&D didn't create dragons. Four limbed dragons existed since their very conception
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:54:50 AM No.213778437
>>213772688
Grigori is the best western dragon ever and it was done by japs
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:56:09 AM No.213778464
don't have one
somebody give me one and i can try to watch it tomorrow