Is Jamie Lee Curtis actually a talented actress or just another pretty face?

>>213769786 (OP)
>coomslop
grow up

>>213769786 (OP)
Now I know what FF really means.

Holy frick!

>>213769786 (OP)
Her face kinda looks like Samuel L Jacksons now

Whats the oldest woman you've fucked tv? I was 28 and I fucked a 60 year old

>>213769786 (OP)
heavy hangers

>>213769786 (OP)
Jamie L Curtis has the most extreme ratio of hot-body to ugly-face of all time. She is the quintessential butterface

>>213770196
I've seen a 54 year old asian prostitute weekly since I was 22. I'm now 28 and she is 60

>>213769786 (OP)
bitch too fucking fat

Chat is this real?

>>213769786 (OP)
what the fuck

>>213769799
I'm wondering if this is a bot, it seems to have these weird generic replies in every single thread

>>213770258
Lmao you've grown quite attached haven't you. Im guessing you tried fucking around few other women but decided you only wanted that old Asian pussy huh

>>213770196
I'm 22, lost my virginity a year ago with a woman in her 50s who went to college with my father.
She didn't even care that the first time I came was in less than a minute, she just kept going until I was completely drained.

>>213769786 (OP)
Neither. She was the Sweeney of her day, meh face, nice tits. Sweeney has a far better personality though.

>>213769786 (OP)
>Is Jamie Lee Curtis actually a talented actress
A Fish Called Wanda was pure unmitigated kino.

>>213770404
Hot

IMAGINE

>>213769786 (OP)
>no one posted the arnold copypasta yet

Mommy milkers

>>213770567
It was, can't even jack off anymore without remembering her on the table with her legs spread, calling me "honey" and telling me to not stop.

>>213770615
it seems a bit inappropriate right now mate

>>213769786 (OP)
>Is Jamie Lee Curtis actually a talented actress

When I think about it, She's really good in comedy stuff. I can't think of any dramatic attempt that is memorable or good.

>>213770196
At age like 24 I fucked a woman who was 60 something, now im 30 and fucking a 50yo woman, theres something about milfs I just love

>>213769786 (OP)
>just another pretty face?
Even in the 80s she looked like someone's auntie.

She is a nepobaby and shows in her demeanor
She constantly begging for roles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKDmcPqOl48&t=44s

>>213769786 (OP)
>hi it's me *femoid*
I'm sure that displaying your plunging cleavage is essential to legitimizing your latest hot take on Donald Trump or whatever it is you're attempting to say.

>>213769786 (OP)
>>213772287
>Currently living in a timeline where Jamie Lee Curtis is thirst trapping on the official Disney TikTok account.
I guess woke is truly dead.

>>213769786 (OP)
Face like a smashed crab

>>213769786 (OP)
anyone have the true lies copypasta?

>>213769786 (OP)
I love her but isn't she a nepo baby?

>>213770196
I was 25 she was 33 I'm a granny chaser

>>213770258
that's really sweet

>>213769786 (OP)
I've seen the old pics when she was young, can't wait to see those milkers now

>>213769786 (OP)
She has always been a stupid bitch with a stupid haircut and her tits aren’t even that nice!

Is it real?

>>213769786 (OP)
I’m gonna say it. JLC I’m Trading Places was hot as fuck. Nice titties.

>>213770196
Pics or it didn’t happen

>>213770411
Sweeneys face absolutely mogs peak JLC. Terrible comparison

I never cared for JLC as an actress but she was peak in that bear episode on christmas

>>213770196
45 at 19, got as far as topless fondling with a 68 year old at 28.

Disgusting undertale tranny son

>>213774173
His mom's huge tits made him trans

>>213769786 (OP)

would

>>213770411
You're right

>>213769786 (OP)
Looks like she's really desperate for people to go watch her movies...

>>213769786 (OP)
>Is Jamie Lee Curtis actually a talentit actress or just another pretty face?

>>213769786 (OP)
Wish more of these older titcows would do some nude scenes. I'd still want to see what Lynda Carter's or Susan Sarandon's milkers currently look like.

>>213769786 (OP)
Nice!

>>213774359
This.
Here is 70 year old Mamie Van Doren in the hit 2002 comedy "Slackers"

>>213774673
Okay so now I know I would go up to 70. Maybe not 71, but I would go up to 70.

>>213774673

Has anyone done the lords work yet and make her juggs pop out using AI

>>213770258
>>213770404
>>213771905
>>213773713
>>213774163

Do you guys have a personal rule or something like not fucking a woman older than your mother? Because I wouldn't fuck someone the same age or older than my mother

>>213774904
Well my mother is dead, so am I supposed to stop at 56 and never fuck anyone older?

>>213774173
>>213774222
JAMIE WAS A BOY AT BIRTH.

>>213775073
Dose she have a vagine now?

>>213774028
Yeah it was nice seeing her tits in that movie.

JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT??

>>213770196
I have never had sex.

>>213770196
I was 23 and she was 42.

>>213770196
17 and she was 47. Me and a friend tag teamed her. Shit was cash.

>>213770258
It would be cheaper and cleaner to just marry her at this point.

>>213770196
I was 26 she was 65 at least

>>213769786 (OP)
>just another pretty face
40 years too late, nigger

>>213770276
unironically skinnier than christina hendricks

>>213774173
its social contagion. thats why its way more common among people taught that stuff at a young age.

>>213769786 (OP)
Awww man, imagine blowing your load all over those ripe milkers.

>>213769786 (OP)
How dry is the womb though.

>>213770196
fucked a 54 year old and a 60 year old when i was in my early twentys

they fucking owned me, i literally thought i was in a porno film.

Where do I find these elusive horny gilfs you guys Im DESPERATE here

GILFS

>>213774173

>>213777707
Haha imagine having her lips around the head of your cock as her head bobbed up and down as you tit fucked her and came all over her giant tits

>>213777872
Unironically fancy bars with lots of cast iron

>>213770196
75yo

I wish I could post pics and webbums of the milf i used to fuck without getting banned

>>213778121
Catbox, nigger.

>>213778153
anon you know hes lying why bother

>>213778197
For lurking newniggers.
And the off chance he's not lying.

>>213769786 (OP)
If you wanna get some of this get a customer service job. Ideally at a grocery store with lots of employees. There's so many old ladies who were obviously 7/10's or higher in their youth but now they're here stocking cheese or working the customer service counter. And the best part is they're easier to talk to. I always assumed it was a "wisdom" thing. Like they've been around long enough to skirt around bullshit easier. Like they're just too tired to bother now.

>>213770196
I was 19 and I'm pretty sure she was at least in her mid 40s
Hooker. I remember I tried to slap her ass while fucking her but I was so green I accidentally smacked her hip and she cried out in pain

Here we go again, boys. IYKYK.

Hmmm. IYKYK.

Look at this little girl. IYKYK.

Adopted son, btw. I wonder why JLC had to adopt kids. IYKYK.

>>213769786 (OP)
Vertical, like on the phone! Nice! I love vertical videos!!! Social media!!
Yeah

I always heard Jamie Lee Curtis is actually a hermaphrodite. Is that true?

>>213770258
No way you aged 6 years, but she also aged 6 years, that's crazy.

>>213777872
Susan Sarandon looks incredible for 78. Looks at least 10 years younger.

>>213770196
I worked for a rehab village when I was 22 and fucked a few residents. I think the oldest was in her early 70's. She was a menace because the risk was clearly a turnon for her, so she'd make me risk my job by breaking rules like taking her out in my car, and she'd flirt with me in front of others. She also made me wear a wedding ring and whisper that I loved her when I came inside.

>>213778628
Yeah, it's just as true as that Richard Gere gerbil thing from 80 years ago. Jfc

>>213778715
That's fucking nuts. Also hot. But pretty crazy as well.

>>213778628
>>213778752
Yes it's true. The only people that deny it are the one's that feel shame for masturbating to her. I don't know why, she's not a tranny. She's still technically a woman.

>>213777872
Miss when my mummy gf has tits this big fuck weight loss
Bigger mommies soon mommybros

>>213772651
Oh look, a schizo brainrotted by politics

>>213778835
Saar sex sex bitch lasagna

All right, these recent JLC milker threads have awakened something in me. Post your favorite porn star gilfs.

>>213777872

>>213778937
I'm extremely white 4gmilfs

>>213778959
Anyone know what guitar this is?

>>213778674
She does look good for her age, but the picture you posed is from 2004. She is now 20 years older than that

>>213769786 (OP)
Very unfair to her troon son who lacks the bobs privilege to make bank

>>213772287
>the usual I KNEW ABOUT [JLC BEING HOT] BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTREAM autist

>>213769786 (OP)
Shes an ok actress, but her infamous dance is True Lies is so fucking unarousing

>>213779030
Damn, I got confused because that pic was floating around being presented as new from last year with a story about her being told she was dressing inappropriately for her age.

>>213770196
I was dating a 42yo when I was 33. I'm 42 now and my girlfriend is 48. I only do this with Asians. Most of the white women I've dated were a lot younger than I was.

>>213769786 (OP)
she's a zionist cunt

>>213779824
at 48, does her cock still get hard?

>>213779828
this thread is about her big tits

>>213779030
Did you pick the worst pic of her you could find? This is from 2 years ago.
https://www.tmz.com/watch/2023-11-25-112523-susan-sarandon-viral-vid-1734011-673/

>>213777872
Chain hotel bars with a bar and dance floor at 6 PM

>>213769786 (OP)
>Disney: "Jamie, it's time to do a little featurette thing for Freakier Friday. You ready?"
>JLC: "Mind if I show these babies off while I do it?"
>Disney: "...Huh? Sorry, we weren't titstening. Listening!"

What's some kino's for sucking 76yo dds too bros

>>213770196
>>213770258
I fucked an 89 year old hooker at 24. Not sure if she's still alive :(

>>213780020
I picked a photo from this year (February) that didn’t have any filters. Your video is a blurry mess of filters.
I said she looks good for her age and she does. She just doesn’t look like the 2004 pic anymore.

>>213779030
would

>>213778197
>>213778298
I've posted her on /b/ before. I haven't seen her in person in over 10 years. she's like 62 now but still occasionally sends me pics of her in lingerie and stuff.

>>213769786 (OP)
What does he think?

I am 34 years old and single. Should I take the GILF pill? I wanted to get married when I was 25 but now it's too late.

>>213776185
Based

>>213780306
What the FUCK

>>213781009
Honestly m8.. at this point... just hit on any woman that you think is hot. Pure numbers game. Just have fun

>all these granny fuckers ITT

>>213777872
>mfw considered watching that netflix film with vince vaughn because of her cleavage in the promo picture

>>213781708
>Isekai slop
Big yikes

>>213769786 (OP)

Do you guys think she and Arnold fucked each other on set. Well, we all know Arnold loves ugly women. He even fucked his own Mexican maid.

>>213770196
38...

>>213778818
>"AAAARMAGEDDON!!"

>>213770546
Absolutely one of the funniest movies ever made. JLC's both funny and sexy in it, and that's hard to do both at the same time.

S1 of Scream Queens was pure kino

>>213770196
she isnt old enough yet

How could someone with such beautiful parents end up looking like that?

>>213770196
Which year was the exact year that the internet was flooded by people that have sex? 2004?

>>213784403
Two people can individually have great genetics and simultaneously also shouldn't mix.

>>213784489
Penis in vagina
Thrust
Cum

You should have done this by now and if you haven't you're in your head too much.

>>213782014
NTA, but that's actually not isekai and is basically softcore hentai.

>>213770286
>>213772287
The magic of a corset.

>>213781009
>34
>too late to get married
uw0tm8

>>213781959
Thought I was the only one

>>213781009
Yes my mommy was my mom gf til then
Still suck her big titties

>>213785397
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

>ctrl+f "imagine"
>3 results
>only 1 poster meant it
this board was ruined by the cocksucking corona-redditor newfags

>>213786588
what if i just didn't wanna mention it, tough guy?

>>213786588
We got distracted by her huge milkers faggot relax