How the actual fuck did he do it?

>>213775921 (OP)
he is one of g_d's chosen.

Nepo baby. His mom owned the Comedy Store, where almost every comedian went through before stardom.

>>213776312
Thank god Joe Rogan has changed all of that. Nowadays comedy is centered in TX, not California.

>>213775921 (OP)
I've never really found Pauly annoying like most people too. He seems kinda humble and down to earth these days too. Hope he's doing well with a post limelight life.

>>213775921 (OP)
his mommy owned the comedy store.

If his mommy didn't own the comedy store what would he have done with his life?

That richard Simmons pauly shore drama was weird

>>213775921 (OP)
Pauly Shore was kino.

>>213776423
stunt man for carla from cheers

>>213776348
I never knew Rogan was supposed to be comedian, I thought he was just a douchebag podcast host.

Then I saw a couple minutes of him interviewing Dave Mustaine, frontman of one of the biggest metal bands ever, touring for the last 40 years, including during metal's 80s heyday, and Rogan was trying to commiserate with him about "life on the road" as if they were equals. They don't even make a camera large enough to snap that for my cringe compilation.

Is that Rogan's whole thing? Larping as a comedian?

Because he's the Weeasel

>>213775921 (OP)
Just a stony crusty dude with a mop on top

>>213776642
Buddy!

>>213775921 (OP)
I saw him on Story Warz recently. Seems like a nice cool dude. he never bugged me.

>>213776372
I thought he sucked when he was just "that clown on MTV." His movies were legit hilarious most of the time.

>>213776372
I love him in Encino Man, but I finally tried watching Bio Dome and it was fucking terrible, so I understand if people hated him after that. He does seem like a pretty decent guy though.

>>213775921 (OP)
He was wheezing the juice

>>213776348
Yeah right name one who's moved on. Its just an army of yes men losers.

>>213776585
Rogan was a lot of things in the past.

>>213776372
>humble
I don’t know, he seemed like he still talks about how he was the biggest star ever but then either Bio Dome or Jury Duty “ruined his career”. I forget which one he said on Rogan

>>213775921 (OP)
Nugs, chillin, and grindage

>>213775921 (OP)

Anyone else seen this movie? I watched it when it first came out and thought it was hilarious. Afraid it might not hold up.

>>213775921 (OP)
Awoo0000ooo buuuuudeeeeeeeey

He killed it in that Richard Simmons trailer, hope he gets it made

>>213779196
the problem is he didnt change his voice, he really cant act. sucks too because that part could have been his The Whale moment

I think Pauly Shore is funny and I enjoy his characters.

>>213776642
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>>213779161
BASED

>>213779118
Yes, I've seen it.
The gay nog from "The Willy WItch Projects" skit literally steals the show and the other skits were hilarious at poking fun at the Blair Witch. Give it another watch for old times sakes.

JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT!!!!!!!
his mtv hosting was pretty meh but his movies were golden but for maybe 1 or two

>>213778237
but never a comedian

>>213780317
Thanks. I forgot all about that skit and you're right. Gonna look on Tubi and force my kids to watch with me just so I can see their look of disappointment in me for my shit taste in movies.

>>213780557
Send them to bed without dinner

>>213776348
Because of its laughable infrastructure? Or because of the absolute retards their education system churns out?

>>213776348
Joe Rogan actually knew Shore's mom, Mitzi. He even calls The Comedy Store just "Mitzi's". Allegedly she encouraged him to do comedy and he cries whenever she's brought up. He also has a memorial to her in his comedy club. A memorial. In a comedy club.

>>213779358
It's funny, all he had to do was put a little more stress in his voice and he would've sounded similar enough.

>>213775921 (OP)
He used to fuck Tiffany Amber Thiesen and the bitch had the audacity to lie about it on Howard Stern. This was forever before Moby/Natalie Portman.

>>213776372
I think he unironically has one of the best run of comedy kinos of the 90s. Up there with Sandler and Carrey. Honestly I think I’d rather rewatch all Pauly’s kinos today over Sandler’s or Carreys. Encino Man? More like EnKINO Man! In the Army Now? More like Fucking Kino, WOW!

>"I popped your daughters trunk!"

>>213775921 (OP)
He sucked and still sucks. Every generation has something totally stupid that they like and he was one of those things for a brief period. Encino Man was fine. He should have stayed there. Being the lead in movies like "Jury Duty" and "In the Army Now" was the mistake the studios made.

He was everything wrong with the 90s. He had NO talent. He couldn't deliver lines or be clever. He had nothing going for him. I'm still now sure how he pulled it off. But he's a national joke now. Any time he's anywhere they just make fun of him. He's not respected as an actor or a comic. He was a fucking MTV "VJ", and that's all he was qualified to do.
Dan Cortese was probably more talented.

>>213778237
LOL

>>213778289
Bio Dome is the dumbest stoner "comedy" I've ever seen. And that includes Budz' House.

>>213775921 (OP)
I sat next to him at the AVN awards and annoyed the shit out of him by getting drunk and repeatedly saying “It’s the weeeasel” and then making the weasel “tu tu tu tu” sound. He was sober and extremely pissed off. Then when me and my friends were walking down the hall to our room at The Venetian he saw that we were right next door to him and we probably kept him up all night.

>He was everything wrong with the 90s
but he got 1 thing right in the 2000s, the GOAT

>>213779196
That was the whole movie. It's not a trailer. There won't be "The Richard Simmons Story". And even if there was he's too old to play it.

>>213779358
lol you can't be serious. Fraser is a real actor. Shore was never that.

>>213781124
I really can't even tell anymore.

>>213781299
You sound like insufferable cunts, but if that ruined Pauly Shore's night then I commend you for that silver lining. I hope you don't act like a wild annoying bastard anymore.

>>213781305
Kino. The 3rd Act is rough, but kino.

Speaking of the 3rd Act, it also has the best scene. One of Pauly's superfans is trying to kill him after he faked his death. And then Pauly does all his catchphrases from his films, including Jury Duty
>"Save me Judge Ito!"
and Pauly starts to get tears in his eyes and whispers,
>"Thank you"
basically saying, thanks for being a fan. Best acting I've ever seen him do because you can actually see Pauly go through all the emotions.

>>213780317
Was that the skit with Jerry Minor from Mr. Show and a bunch of other things like that Louie CK sitcom Lucky Louie. That’s the only thing I remember from seeing it like 20 years ago, I remember laughing at his skit doing thr purposely bad low budget bad acting

>>213781305
>Written by Kirk Fox

Wow, someone I hate almost as much as Pauly. Amazing how douchebags can find each other and join forces.

>>213781392
I didn’t understand why he was there if he wasn’t in the show and he was staying sober. And if you’ve ever had a suite at The Venetian during the AVN weekend when you walk down the halls there are doors open and they’re filming porn movies in the rooms and people party and go from room to room all night.

>>213780697
You don't need to be book smart to be good at stand up. In fact being educated or intelligent can sometimes ruin your act (Nick Mullen is a fantastic example of this.) The best comics are just smart asses

>>213781816
He's a known sex addict. He was doing one of his vices even if he was staying sober.

>"If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster"

>>213781920
>sex addict
If you were famous too, you'd understand

>>213782189
Meaning? It's not normal still. There's nothing I fail to understand.

>>213775921 (OP)
One for only the most completist of Paulyheads

I remember on a horror forum I used to hang out on one of the users there said they brought this to some event for Pauly to sign and he got pissed when he saw it haha like he was ashamed of it like “this is the fucking movie you want me to sign? This things a piece of crap!”

>>213776348
I'd take 100 Pauly Shores over 1 "comedian" thats come out of Austin

>>213780697
You mean like the largest medical center in the world? That laughable infrastructure?

>>213782389
The song is cool though.

His mockumentaries are pretty funny (Adopted). Also, his stand up documentary is kino too. It's called Pauly Stands Tall or something.

>>213776585
This utterly pretentious cringey reddit loser post.

>>213779439
He's really not the worst person in the world. There's character actors and comedians I found far less appealing. Curtis Armstrong, for one. I can't forgive him for killing Moonlighting. I mean, it was a group effort between a massive writer's strike, Bruce Willis's movie career, and Cybill's bebe, but he was the triggerman.

>>213778105
I still say this a lot. Whenever I see a drink machine with my bros in public. Hell I say it in foreign countries and nobody has any idea what I'm talking about. It's great.

Encino Man > Son in Law > Bio Dome > In The Army Now > Jury Duiy

>>213783878
I always loved Jury Duty and felt it was his most underrated one (great supporting cast full of that guys and that girls in all the court and jury room scenes, also Stanley Fuckin Tucci as the bad guy!) but at the same time I can’t argue the ranking cuz all those other ones rule too

Pauly Shore, Guy Fieri, why does there always seem to be someone the "consensus" is trying to convince me I'm supposed to hate?

>>213783925
I miss Tia Carrere-style California Asian hoes

>>213778289
Everyone is allowed to be the hero in their own story. It's why our ancestors created so many myths of princes and kings.

>>213776423
Who cares? Only losers who can't do anything at all whine about "nepo babies". Everyone has a different set of opportunities and starting cards. How you play your hand is all that matters. You didn't even try, you just gave in to resentment. You folded.

>>213782051
ngl I got a little misty eyed

>>213784107
Oof, man unloading all his personal baggage online defending Paulie Shore. Embarrassing.

>>213784233
>NPC gets put in his place
>whines
Many such cases