>Well, Niles, this is quite the predicament we're in
>It appears that my apartment building has been overtaken by a... cabal of angry Bosnian terrorists
>That was their leader on the phone, it appears they've taken our dear Daphne hostage
>Now calm down, Niles, we can certainly employ our superior intellect to negotiate with these ruffians until the proper authorities arrive
>Although...

*Frasier goes to the bookcase and pulls a copy of "Inherit the Wind", revealing his father's hidden armory*

>Perhaps father dragging us to the shooting range every week to perfect our marksmanship was not... entirely a fool's errand
*audience laughter*
>Oh Niles, really, the Uzi submachine gun?
>No, it's quite effective in close quarters, it just lacks a certain... subtlety.
>After all, we're trying to topple a local insurgency, not mow down the lunch line at a Palestinian elementary school

*audience chuckles dryly*

>Ah, the German-engineered Heckler & Koch MP5
>Silenced, of course, to enable maximum listening

*laughter*

>Niles, are you quite sure I can't interest you in something a bit more... refined?
>Oh, have it your way
>Lock and load, dear brother

HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A-CALLIN
TOSSED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EGGS