He knows who Dexter actually is, right?

>>213776631 (OP)
I bet he'd play a good flubber

>>213776631 (OP)
It's Dexter. Of course he fucking doesn't.

midge

>>213776631 (OP)
This is best season since 4 and still ass they built up Gemini to be top fbi list to only be easily disposed off and same with others

>>213776631 (OP)
he is gonna be Dex's first full body slide so it does not matter.

I'll be surprised if he doesn't

>>213776686
forgot to post the image

>>213776631 (OP)
I was thinking he might, yeah.

>>213776703
Really wanted him to be like a 1+ season character

>>213776631 (OP)
I CAN SHAVE HIM

>>213777054
Well is one of those actors, many roles to play

You know those little individual boxes of cerial they have at hotel complementary breakfasts? There is a joke there somewhere.

>>213776631 (OP)
DID THEY KNEW?

>>213776712
kek

>>213776631 (OP)
Sorry for the gay reference, but when Tyrion Lanister started leading Dexter off alone down that path, did anybody else expect the South Park guy to pop out and start yelling to Dexter about The Garden of Betrayal?

>>213777054
dinkmeister is expensive so he's probably going to die

>>213776631 (OP)
oh wow. thx for the post.
i loved the original Dexter and was on the fence about watching the new stuff.
but if this faggot ass midge is in the show im just never gonna watch it.
STOP SUPPORTING MIDGE CONTENT OF ANY KIND.

>this is now a Warwick Davis hate thread

anyone would think he investigated the whole case and knew everything about James Doakes and his rivalry with the blood spatter guy who later ended up being famous for being the husband of the last victim of the trinity killer

>>213776631 (OP)
I think it's cool that they never acknowledge that he's a midge

I don't think he knows, he probably wouldn't have bothered waiting around at Red's apartment if he knew who Dexter really was and that he doesn't actually live there.

>>213777396
yo, red, you are an IT security expert, do this IT security thing
dexter: mmmm... im gonna guess the password... fuck123
midget: we're in

I do not think he knows

>>213777356
That's Dinklage's whole thing, he's enough of an acting chad with enough stage presence that height it doesn't matter. There's a lot of bullshit these days about "diversity and inclusion" but Dinklage is honestly a real inspiration to anyone shorter than 6 feet, just because you're 5'10" doesn't mean that you have to earn a living as a circus freak anymore.

I have literally never seen a dwarf IRL, why are they so prominent in media? Do these niggas even really exist?

Was Uma always this hot bros?

>>213777507
Are they really prominent?

>>213777507
I've seen a couple of em out and about in my city

>>213777506
I would argue he is not a star, but have to admit he is a white dwarf.

>>213776712
Is it true Robin Williams died of homoerotic asphyxiation?

>>213777688
Yes.

Why does this dwarf keep getting casted in roles where the viewer is supposed to pretend he's not a dwarf? It's like casting an actor bound to a wheelchair as a track runner.

>>213776631 (OP)
stop creating more threads and post on the general, you fucking nigger

>>213777688
no... he was a joke thief and stole David Caradine's closer.

>>213777697
I don't think the role requires that he be of normal height, really. He's some rich guy with a weird obsession.

>>213777647
>Austin Powers
>Bad Santa
>Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
>Game of Thrones
>In Bruges
>Seinfeld
>Star Wars
>Twin Peaks
>Warwick Davis
Can't get away from these lil' cowpokes. And that's me not overlapping, I.E. the "little people" featured in those are unique. Damn me to eternal fire if I listed every fucking thing Dinkleberg has been shoved into for the last decade.

>>213777740
All roles other than the roles of dwarves require normal height. The other characters not even being initially shocked that he's a dwarf is something that can only happen in fiction. Sure other characters may take the time to get to know him and accept him but it's never an immediate thing for anyone with a disability. The natural human reaction is to avoid these people for your own status integrity

>>213776631 (OP)
i cant stand that this tiny little faggot has to be cast so much now after GoT. fucking X-Men, Avengers, Dexter

stop casting midgets like they are just normal actors, this freak is meant to only play midgets.

>>213777834
>less than a dozen roles spanning decades
>>213777870
This guy is a billionaire in the show canon, associating with him would be a net positive for your social status.

>>213777507
there are a lot of them in Finalnd, and among the Amish in America. Small gene pools seem to do it.

>>213776631 (OP)
Do you guys think the writers wrote Leon Prater as a midget or Dinklage just happened to come along?

>>213777506
remember when he finally got famous and pulled the ladder up behind him so other midges wouldn't get to play midge characters?

>>213777740
This, plus if anything, being short makes it more realistic. Going to a restaurant? Order off the kid's menu. Need to buy clothes? Everything you need is in the kid's section. And just imagine how much money we save by not needing to take girls out on dates. A small man is a frugal man, and that's the foundation of wealth.

Dexter takes place in an alternate timeline where the global normal distribution of IQ scores is 25 points lower

>>213778390
>we save

>>213777507
I live in a town with under 60k people and I've seen midges itl probably 10 times

>>213777594
Yes, but if anything she's been held back by the lens of Tarantino. Uma in Pulp Fiction was a 90s sex symbol EXCEPT for the fact that she was a drugged-up crack whore, generally never attractive. And Uma in Kill Bill was always too PUNISHED to be sexy, unless you're a footfag who keeps watching the same 30 seconds of Volume 1. But she's always had the potential, and perhaps this minor role will blossom into a new era of her career, free of Tarantino's pervy obsession as he seeks legal asylum in "Israel".

>>213778547
So you live in a tiny town?

>>213778561
Fuck her, she's scum.

>>213778569
You really couldn't be the bigger man and not post that joke?

>>213778601
Come on now, don't be so short tempered. 'Twas but a slight.

>>213778589
That may well be true, but anon asked about hotness, and scum can still be hot. Just ask my toilet bowl after Taco Tuesday! BAZINGA!

>>213776631 (OP)
Obviously. He treats him with far more reverence than some New York cabbie/newbie killer deserves. Prater knows he has the greatest serial killer of all time in his midst.

>>213778782
>the greatest serial killer of all time in his midst.
wasn't trinity better in terms of amount of victims and active years?

>>213776631 (OP)
>He knows who Dexter actually is, right?
there are no hints that he does
he would imprison him if he found out that Dexter was killing other members that midget likes

>>213779387
This being our issue, they can stop using him

>>213776631 (OP)
Is this Drax? Are they remaking Moonraker?

>>213779387
>he would imprison him if he found out that Dexter was killing other members that midget likes
Not if that killer was as notorious as The Bay Harbor Butcher. Prater is probably going to cum in his pants once he finds out the truth

Can I watch the new season without seeing any of the other Dexter shows?

>>213779526
No, it's a direct sequel to all the previous ones.

>>213777507
That’s Becuase your social life consists if watching tv and playing video games. If you go out regularly you would see

>>213779387
midget does not need a million serial killers friends. he literally explained it, he was horny after befriending the man that killed his parents and turned into his sissy midget adoptive gay ass son. then the guy died in prison and midget needed more gay daddys to live his kink.

he could survive just with dexter. i could totally see him becoming a reocurring character, but since this is dexter and all guest stars last 1 season, they're ALL going to die.
in the ideal world only al and Kill bill die, then midget keeps funding/helping Dexter through seasons, Dexter even becomes his friend until they either: a) Become enemies for whateve reason / b) some fuck kills midget and dexter becomes the midget avenger

>>213778782
he treated everyone with reverence, he was about to cream his pants when he saw the incredibly sophisticate method Barney from How I met your mother had to find his victims
>wow, I check their instagram and find out when they're getting a new tattoo
then there's the guy who cuts ponytails and the epic dude who kills pairs and sets them in the ground
In Dexter universe everyone is surprised about the most retarded things
>Gemini man... its obvious you have a twin because you moved two dead bodies in the ground and you dont hit the gym lmao

>>213777870
>The other characters not even being initially shocked that he's a dwarf is something that can only happen in fiction
Try leaving your parents' basement sometime, dipshit. The world is full of people with disabilities--retards, wheelchair people, baldies, juggalos, women, hapas--but you just deal with it. Meeting a midget is no different than meeting a darkie, you just say "ok" and focus on the positive things this person is offering. It's fucking 2025 bro, time to grow up. It's not as if you're being asked to shake hands with a real monstrosity like Ellen Page.

>>213778390
>he bought the billionares got rich by coupon clipping pysop.
Loling at your life.
Elon Musk's dad owned several natural resource companies, was a major shareholder in an Emerald mine, and had success in real estate development and consultancy.
Donald Trump's dad was an incredibly successful real estate tycoon who is said to have loaned his son atleast $60 million.
Jeff Bezos parent gave him $415,000 to get Amazon going. His grandmother was also a regional director of the U.S. Atomic Energy Commission (AEC) in Albuquerque. She owned a 25,000 acre ranch would Jeff later inherited.
Mark Zuckerberg had wealthy parents, before he went to college, they offered an alternative, to buy him a McDonald's Franchise and be the owner instead of studying. They were so wealthy that they actually gave this option to all 4 of their children.
Bill gates grandfather was a central bank president and a maxwell. His aunt was also on the charity board related to IBM where he signed the contract that made his business
I could make a while list of these people. I think you guys get the point, there is no such thing as the American dream or becoming wealthy, the rich stay rich, and the poor stay poor. All these people came from wealthy backgrounds and had absolutely zero risk to the ventures they pursued. They all would be rich regardless if they failed. Stop falling for this meme of becoming rich by hard work. if you don't have any financial backing or wealth to fall back on, you're screwed.

>>213776631 (OP)
hate this midge

>>213779641
Yes, but none of them were midgets. That's really where the "sweet spot" for wealth generation begins. Just imagine all the times that you bought a airplane ticket, when instead you could have been stowed as luggage.

>>213777992
billionaire in real peoples money or monopoly midget bucks?

>>213779526
...Why would you? At least watch S1-4 and watch a recap of S5-S8 if you're not really vibing with how repetitive the show gets. You can watch New Blood if you want I guess afterwards, it led to nothing and gets recapped by Resurrection but its not particularly long either.

>>213779526
faggot

>>213779714
people asking those things are probably zoomers that just want to watch whatever is popular at the moment to be cool

any normal human being would be like "dexter? thats interesting, i will watch the show and then watch this new season"
but theyr'e like "wow can i skip all the show and just watch this so I can watch MIDGET(TM) from the hit series Game of Thrones!"

I swear every post/general there is some retard saying "should I watch the show to watch this???" or "is it ok if i only watched 30 seconds of tiktok videos for me to understand le epic serial killer show?"

my answer would be: kill yourselves

Honestly, only Dexter Season 1 and 2 are any good. 4 is massively overrated. I wouldn't blame anyone for wanting to skip the eight seasons of shit after 1+2 to get to the new season.

How can a show with such a stupid premise be so entertaining? Was the original Dexter like this too?

>>213777147
Are these videos AI generated?

>>213777506
kek

>>213779966
All dexter is watcheable but you need to understand a lot of things of how Dexter changed to see what the fuck is going on here.
I think all seasons are needed

I do agree season 4 is MASSIVELY overrated. People call it the best but it's very bad at times. Season 1 and 2 are the only 100% kino seasons

>>213779978
this poster knows

>>213779315
Trinity was active for decades, but assuming he kills in three (but actually four) each year, it still doesn't top Dexter's kill count

>>213776631 (OP)

Boss! The plane! The plane!

>>213779966
>I wouldn't blame anyone for wanting to skip the eight seasons of shit after 1+2 to get to the new season
This season so far isn't as good as 3 or 4, why the fuck would you wanna speedrun the series just to get to this?

>>213780073
>Trinity Killer (279 Confirmed Kills)
>Dexter: 144

You say he kills 4 a year but Dexter does not kill all the time. He takes time to vet and to find a person that fits his code. And he wasn't active all the years he was in Iron Lake

>>213777147
Quinn knew

>>213780109
144...

This numbers ramp on modern times

So is dexter worth watching?

>>213779831
"Watch Guides" for serialized TV are so weird to me. If you like the show, watch the show. If you get to a part that you find particularly dull, skip it, or just take the bad with the good and watch the whole thing as intended. It's entertainment, not something you have to cram like a fucking school assignment.
But yes, I agree, it's a symptom of online fandom culture, where people want to be involved in "the discourse" and meme bullshit around the currently hot thing before it goes cold as soon as the show ends (or even just finishes a season), so they feel they have to speedrun the show while investing as little time and brain power as possible so as not to be left behind.

>>213780176
how people can be so insanely retarded is crazy to me. they need handholding to do something they might want to do.
is that what happens when you grow up without a dad?

>>213776631 (OP)
Uma knows but hasn't told Prater.

>>213780174
Some of us are still watching it nearly 20 years later, decide for yourself.

>>213780203
What I find weird is that no one is following him, seeing he is having fun with black man, with a detective (Batista) and even his own son, when Red doesnt have a son

>>213780141
I really hope Resurrection will reference how Quinn stopped giving a shit about Dexter's shadiness. Like he had to be 99% sure that Dexter killed Liddy.

>>213780086
For the Dinkmeister obviously.

>>213780286
Quinn and Masuka already appeared and they didn't give a FUCK. and it looked like they couldn't wait to get out of the set as soon as possible. Doubt they're coming back outside of that cameo.

Quinn didn't even mention Deb all. He was like "socio, I know what love feels like.. i was in love with a russian stripper haha"
Nigger you were almost married to Deb and she said I love you before she fuckin died and you just remember the stripper?

>ughhh... Hermano did I ever tell you that Dexter is totally the Bay Harbor Butcher?
>I know
>Oh....

>>213777507
there was a small person that used to work in universal during their Halloween events. he would dress like ghouls and goblins and stuff

>>213780337
Someone in another thread said Quinn's actor has another episode in this season, but I can't see it meaning much.

>>213780109
It's 2022 in Resurrection, right? There's no way Dexter has killed only 144 people in 31 years.

Things what would be kino:

>Cody and Astor, either of them, coming back, either as force ghosts, real people or serial killers
>An older wiser Jonah Mitchell being the NY Ripper (look him up, actors name is Brando Eaton, he looks a gigachad now)
>Oliver Saxon force ghost to redeem his shitty character, the shrink gilf could work too, they need a way to cast good light on that season
>Autistic woman cop friend not being a killer but working for Midget
>Harrison becoming the new Deb (that way he stops being a crybaby and is just a cop, Dexter finds him with cases from time to time)

If the last point happens I could see a season where Dexter just goes to jail and show becomes kind of Hannibal in the way it's more about Harrison solving murders and Dex helping him. Imdb score: 2.1

>>213776696
>>213777899
>>213779683

>>213781158
Did you miss the part where he only had one box of slides? If you think that was anywhere near 200+ you are delusional.

>>213777147
Zombie Mia will come back. :p

did angela ever officially report dexter as being the bhb? She’s the only way he would know

>>213781158
No, New Blood took place slightly in the future I think so Resurrection is current time

>>213777507
I lived in small town all my life and only seen a midge once but when I visited the city for a week I saw like 2 midges roaming about. Also there was a lot of brown people (Indians mainly) that were insanely short. Made me feel like the tallest man alive.

How is Dexter going to end?

Happy ending Dexter lives his life freely with his son and his sons girl
or
Dexter gets caught brought to justice, Batista dies and Dexter is comes clean as the bay harbor butcher clearing Doakes of everything?

>>213781443
Dexter dies a 3rd time to be revived in 2035 by Moloch in Dexter Re-Resurrection

See they wanna eatch movies now at 1 in the morning the low segment

And I didn't criticized the movie

>>213777507
I remember being on the school bus in elementary school and w bunch of midgets were on the side of the road with a tiny pickup truck. They were finishing up something and three of them climbed in the truck bed. I think I must have fallen asleep and was dreaming or something. But why?

Ngl I kinda want to see the female detective offer Dexter a job in the department as a blood spatter specialist to catch the ripper but he stays on after.
Would be absolute cinema.

>>213777506
He got rich and famous and now he shits on all midget roles, to the point that snow white and the seven dwarves ended up removing one of the few accepted midget roles because he was having a fit over it
He's unironically doing more damage to midget casting than helping

Reminder that "blood spatter analysis" is a pseudo science and has been completely abandoned by all forensic science labs.

>>213776631 (OP)
He has a nose of a gorilla. I shouldn't be able to see inside your nostrils when I'm looking at tour face head on.

>>213777507
Because they're funny to look at? Just because they're not saying "lalala look at me the little midget aren't I hilarious?" Doesn't mean I'm not laughing my ass off every time I see them. Lighten up and get a sense of humour sour grape

>>213778013
No but I wasn't looking down to notice

>>213781979
You will never help anyone if to low is to far