>mfw customers ordered food at my restaurant

fuck that stupid cunt, coming in here spending $200 on pizza. fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

>a customer just asked why all the eating utensils, napkins, and condiments are in a vending machine

>civvie comes in two hours before close and wants a grilled cheese and coke

>>213777998 (OP)
>THE CUSTOMER ORDERED FOOD FROM THE MENU???
>AHHHHHHHH!!! I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND HERE!!!! CHEFCON FIVE!!! SAVE ME BOURDAIN-SAMA!!!!

what if the bear and the founder linked up

Any veterans here? I just finished a tour at Burger King. The kitchens there man..... I don't know if I can forget brothers

>>213778331
I lost my legs in the Gulf

>>213777998 (OP)
Restaurants are disgusting and expensive and I don't understand why anyone would ever at them

>>213778331
Kill yourself Jew

>>213778331
try serving 3 tours in an inner city mcdonalds

>>213778448
Would unironically rather be in the trenches.

>>213778331
Denny's late night dinner rush in june of 07 reporting in, I remember it like it was yesterday....

Semper fi brother

>>213778411
Because of the 'experience'. People love to blow their money away to brag about it, take pics for their social media accounts, parade their armcandy, be entitled little bitches about the service and overall to not worry about preparing food and cleaning up. It's like those saltbae restaurants that people hyped up through IG, even though you can eat fine, good quality meat at cheaper, smaller places near you or even by preparing it yourself.
People are dumb.

>>213778568
*semper fry

>>213778331
>SURVIVOR OF THE POPEYES WAR REPORTING IN, CAN CONFIRM NIGGERS HAD US FLANKED AND SURROUNDED ON ALL SIDES!

>Think I could get a tour of the kitchen?

>mfw a bunch of stoned teens come to the taco bell i work at and have the balls to order a taco party pack 4 hours before we close

>>213777998 (OP)
just done couple months working at mcdonalds

i understand him now

>>213778331
I got robbed at gunpoint while working at Cold Stone

>>213778331
>2 years at kfc
I still remember working the chicken in the back, 1 hour from closing, nearly home free, already cleaning up the equipment
Then a whole ute filled to the brim with 8 foot islanders wearing hivis vests drives up. 7 giant feasts pop up on the menu along with several different fillets boxes.

Never hated fat people more than I did after that

>my fucking face when the customer orders an ice water with extra ice

>never gets mad a customer special order
>never gets mad that they're busy
>never says or acts like cooks are soldiers
>100% fabrication from /tv/ that is only "true" because it's been repeated so many times, proving that you can convince anyone of anything if you're dedicated to posting it enough

>the customer wants a physical menu instead of scanning the QR code

>>213779449
I don't watch slop I just use it as a template to makes jokes with my frens

>>213779449
>never gets mad a customer special order
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE DISH HAS TO HAVE THE FUCKING MUSHROOMS! I AM LOSING MY MIND AND WILL LITERALLY FIGHT YOU OVER THIS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYirHifPZ68

I know nobody will believe me, but I started a restaurant last year and when I started to feel this way towards my customers I knew it was time to shut it down. That and the lack of customers. But at least I can say it was a five star joint.

>>213779792
Fuck you and all establishments that encourage this

>>213779792
the worst meme

>>213778269
>CHEFCON FIVE!!!
kek

>>213780165
This

>>213779449
It's the same thing with Chris Watts and anal. He never actually got anal from the woman, she was preparing for it literally the night before he murdered his family. But his biggest meme on /tv/ is "ass drunk" just because it's been reposted a billion times. All that being said, this guy >>213779870 has the right idea.

>CHEFS ALL HANDS ON DECK GET THAT ZUCCHINI IN MY ASSHOLE NOW!!!

>>213780161
>I know nobody will believe me

Opening a restaurant isn't some rare feat

>>213781156
No, but I don't believe anything anyone says on this site so I assume that others don't too. Now let's see your restaurant's reviews.

>>213781360
posting a google review of a restaurant really isn't much of an accomplishment

>>213782210
Oh, so you don't have a restaurant? Interesting. And how does that make you feel you are better than me? Or do you just cut others down because you have zero accomplishments?