Official Alien canon chart
Jeetcore is not canon

>>213778603 (OP)
aliens not canon?

>>213778671
Good morning saar

If Aliens isn't canon, 3 can't be either

I just want to see what David ended up doing on that spaceship full of embryos

>>213778712
you just know

>>213778603 (OP)
>That gay ass David shit over Aliens
Holy shit taste Batman

>>213778692
Just not the intro. Because Hicks and Newt never existed.

>>213778767
>"Gay ass dialogue and exposition! I want 'splosions, baby!"

>>213778767
James Cameron is a faggot who makes shitty movies. I don’t care how many Aliens toys you played with in the 80’s, that movie sucks.

>>213778603 (OP)
Why are brown men so obsessed with "canon"? Just movie the movie on move on.

>>213778891
kek
>>213778917
>bug-brained tunnel vision brown

>>213778603 (OP)
Wild that the "not cannon" cat has the best movies.

>>213779727
shit taste

>>213778603 (OP)
Finally a good ranking, Aliens is shit.

>>213778603 (OP)
Where does Blade Runner and the Predator movies fall into this?

>>213780556
Blade Runner canon, Predator not canon

You can tell the color of someone's skin by their taste in Alien movies.

If you enjoyed Alien and Aliens, you're white.

If you enjoyed only Aliens but not Alien, you're of some mixed race. A mestizo or quadroon perhaps.

If you enjoyed only Alien but not Aliens, you're brown. This could be Indian, Mexican, even the Negroid American. But you're not white-passing, and are obviously what you are at first glance.

>>213780665
>reddit spacing
what are you, white but trans?

>>213778603 (OP)
yikes

The wrong Scott brother died.