Thread 213779432 - /tv/ [Archived: 69 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:40:05 AM No.213779432
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Why Batman didn't rush to fight Superman after the reveal of his parent's message?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:41:41 AM No.213779470
batman probably can out two and two together that Superman was raised by human parents
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:42:31 AM No.213779486
>>213779432 (OP)
Apparently you missed The Batman, he's primarily invested in social justice now and spends most of his time fighting Online Hate as a 4chan janitor. Real heroes do it for free.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:51:00 AM No.213779633
>>213779486
this. so. much. this. Batman is too busy fighting radicalized incels like the Riddler. Batman 2 is gonna have Joker be a Discord mod with Harley being an underage girl he groomed
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:02:28 AM No.213779893
>capeslop
grow up
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:10:06 AM No.213780048
>>213779893
*touches you*
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:53:44 AM No.213781029
>>213779432 (OP)
Because he isn't retarded?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:24:09 AM No.213781700
>>213779432 (OP)
Batman isn't someone to get incited by ragebait. Unless its Snyder Batman than he would have immediately sperged out.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:25:29 AM No.213781725
>>213779633
This joke was stale by 2019.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:26:05 AM No.213781739
Who needs Batman when you have Mr. Terrific?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:27:29 AM No.213781773
>>213779486
Batman always did it for free.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:36:40 AM No.213783156
>>213781739
He's not cool as the Bats.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:39:05 AM No.213783196
>>213779432 (OP)
Because heโ€™s an old ass man thatโ€™s been active for 19 years at least
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:40:18 AM No.213783220
>>213779432 (OP)
He will cuck Superman by infecting him with a virus that transforms all Superman's sperm cells into Bruce Wayne sperm cells
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:51:17 AM No.213783364
Superman 2025 04-31-521
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>>213779432 (OP)
why are kryptonians so bent on conquering the world?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:30:03 AM No.213784009
>>213779432 (OP)
His parents were clearly jews, Batman didn't want the AIPAC on his ass
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:33:32 AM No.213784055
>>213781725
You think it's a joke but you should see the company emails at movie studios. They are rife with that shit verbatim.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:35:04 AM No.213784071
>>213783364
Did jeets hate LotR for using these same kinds of shots?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:35:32 AM No.213784075
>>213783364
These Gunn close ups are so ugly
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:35:52 AM No.213784080
>>213779432 (OP)
Too busy letting the Joker roam free
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:36:07 AM No.213784088
>>213784075
See: >>213784071
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:38:29 AM No.213784128
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>>213783364
>>213784071
Well? I'm fucking waiting, jeets.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:39:57 AM No.213784145
>>213783364
>that nose
oy vey, das antisemitism
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:40:47 AM No.213784162
>>213784071
>>213784128
>>213784145
Samefaggot. Just answer instead of being such a goddamn pussy.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:15:22 AM No.213784796
>>213779432 (OP)
>Why Batman didn't rush to fight Superman after the reveal of his parent's message?

I'm out of the loop for live action Batman, but what I know from cartoon Batman:
-He's smart enough to know that Lex Luthor, the man spending all his time and money trying to defame and kill Superman, revealing a tape of Superman's parents telling him to conquer and fuck the planet into submission is a little too convenient to be true. His first instinct would be to probably assume it's either doctored or missing context.
-Batman knows Superman strongly identifies more with his human ethnic background and the casual protestant values he was raised since infancy by a white family from the American rural mid-west.

>>213783364
>why are kryptonians so bent on conquering the world?

Humans and Kryptonians can breed viable hybrids.
Kryptonians, culturally, were basically well educated Saiyans. They were always a brilliant technologically advanced society, but they got really into eugenics and eventually found out the various effects different spectrums of solar radiation had on their biology they decided to start conquering entire planets. Somebody can correct me, but I remember their planet wasn't actually destroyed by a natural disaster, but that they were deliberately genocide by ?Braniacs species? in retribution for processing their entire species into living computers.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:24:10 AM No.213784930
>>213779432 (OP)
Because he trusts him and knows there's either more to it than that, or that Superman would not adhere to that aspect of the message.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:24:45 AM No.213784935
>>213779432 (OP)
Because he would have been the first person to realise it was doctored which it clearly says during maxwell lords cameo
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:25:32 AM No.213784946
>>213779432 (OP)
Because the Justice Gang didn't either. None of them believed that shit. Guy was the closest and he still doubted it.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:25:45 AM No.213784952
>>213784145
Angela Sarafyan is not Jewish, nor is that a semitic nose shape.