Thread 213779701 - /tv/ [Archived: 63 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:53:57 AM No.213779701
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Why no hype for The Smashing Machine?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:57:37 AM No.213779789
>>213779701 (OP)
Theres only been 1 trailer and it doesnt release for another 2 months. Hasn't played any festivals yet. Not to mention its an untested director (yes I know he's been with his brother before but this is his first solo project) and an untested dramatic lead.

Also its A24 and they simply dont have the marketing budgets of the big studios
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:59:50 AM No.213779842
>>213779701 (OP)
Doesn't he have that contract where he never loses a fight? How's that gonna work playing a movie where you're a wrestler getting down on his luck in his twilight years? Does he never lose a fight in his movie because that would be fucking retarded
Yes ik wrestling is scripted i mean is he never going to face actual hardships of wrestling like being forced to star as the heel for the new younger face replacing him, told to lose the fight etc
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:00:36 AM No.213779861
>>213779701 (OP)
rock fatigue
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:01:24 AM No.213779873
The rock sucks shit.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:04:21 AM No.213779925
They cut the trailer to look pretty bland. Early press says the movie is off-the-wall. I hope it's true.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:07:27 AM No.213779987
>>213779701 (OP)
Because no one knows who Mark Kerr is.

>>213779842
What the fuck are you on about? Heโ€™s playing a guy who won a bunch of fights, found drugs, and then lost a bunch of fights.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:10:17 AM No.213780055
>>213779701 (OP)
Dwayne is a cornball. i don't like him.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:12:01 AM No.213780088
>>213779987
>no one knows who Mark Kerr is
This. I'm just here waiting for Nick's biopic but I don't think goyllywood has the balls.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:13:01 AM No.213780106
>>213779701 (OP)
let it release online you fag. there's nothing to talk about.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:17:28 AM No.213780190
>>213779701 (OP)
There's a lot of weirdness around this. First casting a 50 year old dude to play a 20-30 year old MMA fighter. The trailer showed scenes that were just 1 -1 taken from parts of the documentary. Now there are rumors that it's actually like a comedy or satire but Dwayne didn't know? The whole thing has intrigued me but it will probably turn out lame. You can just watch the documentary anyway, it's pretty good
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:19:41 AM No.213780245
>>213780190
>there are rumors that it's actually like a comedy or satire but Dwayne didn't know
too kino to be true
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:22:04 AM No.213780300
>>213780245
Would be par the course for Dwayne's IQ level and Safdie's judaism
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:41:37 AM No.213780748
>>213780088
Nick Diaz?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:46:08 AM No.213780853
>>213779701 (OP)
Because everyone will be watching Marty Supreme instead
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:46:36 AM No.213780862
>>213780748
No, Mark Kerr's relative, Nick.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:51:43 AM No.213780983
>>213779861
He's the hardest working man in Hollywood. Go see my new film and keep your electrolytes up with an ice cold ZOAโ„ข Energy on me.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:55:02 AM No.213781054
>>213779701 (OP)
>The Rock
>MMA movies donโ€™t captivate audiences like boxing movies for some reason
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:55:09 AM No.213781061
dwayne wants an oscar. he won't get it.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:57:37 AM No.213781122
>>213779701 (OP)
>A24
that's almost as bad as being produced by Netflix
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:59:47 AM No.213781160
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>MMA movie
He is going to aggressively hug people for 25 minutes?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:01:24 AM No.213781193
>>213781160
Why I can never get into MMA. I hate the ground and pound shit. Like boxing fights when just clinch each other the entire fight
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:18:01 AM No.213781561
>>213779987
Yeah how is he gonna play out that third act with the contract you stupid faggot faggy fag BITCH
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:20:40 AM No.213781625
>>213781561
Because that contract was for Fast and the Furious and Black Adam, retardo.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:01:03 AM No.213782484
>>213781625
Oh I didn't know, sorry about the rudeness anon i was being a cunt, thanks for explaining
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:03:35 AM No.213782533
>>213779701 (OP)
Because the title is really fucking bad. Cool looking movie though.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:05:09 AM No.213782567
>>213779925
>says the movie is off-the-wall.
The Rock plays Michael Jackson in a biopic?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:06:15 AM No.213782588
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>>213779701 (OP)
such a pointless movie. just watch the actual documentary
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:07:38 AM No.213782631
>>213779701 (OP)
nope.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:09:46 AM No.213782680
gracie train
gracie train
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>>213781160
>>213781193
grappling filters normies
Zoom Zoom
8/18/2025, 8:14:07 AM No.213782751
>>213779701 (OP)
I'm extremely hyped for it because this is the first actual R-rated Rock movie where he's doing something different since Pain and Gain, which is a movie I love deeply. The story seems interesting, and it's got a quality cast/director.
Also, Emily Blunt looks fucking hot.
>>213780088
I want them to make a movie about that French Nazi guy that almost won the first UFC championship but lost the final because he broke his hand in the qualifying round but still fought it out.