Things that everyone laughed at but you didn't. Things that made you look at everyone around you with a totally neutral expression.

>>213783760 (OP)
Watching manchildren sit crosslegged on the floor and basedfacing while he read that was hard to bear

The tom hanks pumpkins character. Don't get it and I like silly Billy things. The Ariana grande sketch, best friends house, was hilarious. Don't get why it was so popular that it got a second sketch. Really bizarre.

>>213783760 (OP)
>Things that made you look at everyone around you with a totally neutral expression.
That's all comedy
None of it has ever made me laugh

>>213784251
Oh, autistic kun.

The Pharrell song, happy. Hated it, trite and lazy. The news team singing along was an eyeroll.

Most things in the past 20 years. It only ever bothered me when it was clear that people were laughing because it was expected of them.

>>213783760 (OP)
whats going on with people that need crutches to sleep?
some wagies i know seem to have an awful time at it. they describe sitting on the pillow going "sleep. sleep. sleep" in their mind.
its insane to me, as a NEET. i only ever go to sleep when im exhausted. i hit the pillow and im out. i feel really bad for them.

>>213785769
stress + anxiety + not enough exercise + poor daily life routines of screen addiction

>>213783760 (OP)
Walk Hard, the John C Reilly movie parodying movie biopics. I'm generally pretty open to comedy, but I'm sorry, I just didn't find it funny. my friends I watched it with were laughing their assess off and I barely cracked a smile. I don't know why. just didn't do it for me.

>>213785769
Broken circadian rhythm

>>213785769
Probably cause they climb into bed and continue using their phones until maybe they feel tired but really they've just continued doing what already do all day so their brain can't relax.

>>213785800
The record company jews were pretty funny, though.

When the slick heist movie ground to a halt so the redditors could laugh at pop culture

>Warden Burns: As warden, I can approve buying a copy of A Dance With Dragons for the prison library to go up on the Game of Thrones shelf. Now, the only problem is that The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring have yet to be published so those aren't available. Well, I can't do anything about what I can't control.

>Naaman: That is total bullshit! George R.R. Martin was supposed to deliver The Winds of Winter to his publisher over two years ago.

>Warden Burns: I know that was the original deadline. That's what it says here. But I'm reading to you from the Wikipedia page. It also says that Martin had a grueling promotion schedule or something, and it's interfered with his writing schedule. He's failed to complete The Winds of Winter.

>Naaman: That don't make no sense. Those two guys who transferred in from Federal last month knew about all the new stuff with the hot chick and her dragons.

>Warden Burns: No. I'm telling you, I believe those two inmates had that information from watching the TV series. Again, I'm reading to you. The series has jumped ahead! It's no longer following the books!

>THE FUCKING CATALINA WINEMIXER I'M YELLING