>Noooooo stop you’re embarrassing me in front of Anon

Why don't women constantly goon 24/7 since they have such sexy bodies literally made to be fucked and big full body orgasms

>>213783792 (OP)
>Apple mobile device image
>poorest-quality thread
>barely a few words
Once again, the math checks out. Every time, 60% of the time

Ban ALL phone posters from orbit. Only way to be sure.

>>213783837
They do though. Every female you know has a "personal massager" of some variety that she places on her clit every night

>>213783847
Kys homo

>>213783866
Prevent all phone users from posting here. This place cleans up, considerably.

>>213783837
Tampons aren't only for periods, women literally have to jam a piece of cloth up their pussies to soak up the juices caused by their arousal on a daily basis

>>213783792 (OP)
The salt water is cold on her vulva. Refreshingly chilly.

>>213783837
This is an autistic fag and the kind of person who becomes a tranny. They are so incapable of understanding what it's like to be another person they think because women turn them on then women must be constantly turned on by women and if you have a female body then you are constantly being turned off by a woman touching you.
This is literally how people troon out. They go full AGP and have to turn their own bodies into something to goon to.

>>213783792 (OP)
Haha, it’s okay doll, you have nothing to be ashamed of! :)

>>213783873
>>213783847
kys fag fucker

Why don't phone posters just turn their browsers to desktop mode or spoof the user agent or whatever.
Nobody would be the wiser.
Must be laziness and apathy combined with low skill set.

>>213783792 (OP)
Great jeans

>>213783920
Women literally are all autoerotic tho. Some of the most famous books ever written in fiction got famous for pointing it out, like confessions of a window cleaner

>>213783920
Being a guy sucks... You only have one shot and have to edge and edge before you completely lose interest and the ability to feel good. As a girl you can literally cum nonstop the whole day and never stop being horny...

Why can't I be a cute girl... I want to be tied up and forced to orgasm all day and have all kinds of things done to me. It will literally be heaven for me.

Imagine being gangraped. You just came when that guy pulled out, and immediately another cock dives in and starts all over again. Every time you cum you're afraid of the guys finding out. But he knows from the way your pussy twitches and contracts that you're a slut who came from being raped. Imagine having every part of your delicate body trained into an erogenous zone against your will. Bound, positioned to have all your holes easily available, can barely even wiggle, complete objectification.
Did you know girls can cum from nipples, clit, outer pussy and inside pussy separately? Imagine having multiple places stimulated at once and just when you think you get to take a break after cumming from pussy, your clit gives in and another wave of pleasure hits you like electrical shock. Yes, that's being a girl for you. What the fuck.

>>213784171
I didn’t know you could do that.

Sent from my iPhone.

>>213784171
What does desktop mode even do? I have used a phone and phone.

>>213783837
they do. anon.

>>213784240
Go on.

>>213784283
It does nothing. It is impossible to spoof user agents due to google monopoly's fingerprinting

>>213784240
You'll never be a woman, tranny.

>>213784502
It's been years since I updated or kept up with anything to do with my rooted phone
And the other day I tried to stream an apparently DRM'd movie off of Tubi and it wouldn't let me because my phone was detected as being rooted.
Man I gotta get back on the ball and browse github comments and pages all over again or something.
Tired of this shit, just let me have my jailbroke phone without hassle or headaches. It ain't fuckin fort knox I'm trying to break into.

>>213783873
Amazing filename.

>>213784742
Where you can see filename?

>>213783792 (OP)
MOAR

>>213784240
>being a guy sucks
>pedophile picture
trannies... trannies never change

>>213783847
>Mad at someone because he uses a phone to post thread and uses few words to describe his subject
You are retarded

>>213783847
Ironically this would decrease 90% of 4chan activity

>>213785283
Ironically you don't know what irony is

>>213783792 (OP)

>>213783847
This is a WB marketing thread for supergirl

>>213783792 (OP)
Hanni Pham has new jeans

>>213783792 (OP)

>>213783792 (OP)
I deserve to have sex with her.

>>213785349
Unironically leave me alone you bastard

>>213784240
Take your agp diatribe shit back to /r9k/ you freak

>>213785457
what's agp? I don't live online. Well I mean I do sorta, but I still don't know what agp is.

>>213785457
agp? alien 'gainst predator?

>>213783860
Only 60% of women have ever masturbated and those that do don't do it often. They obsess with romance and fashion and looks, but they rarely experience sexual pleasure and when they do they rarely enjoy it, if it isn't a painful or traumatizing experience they don't seem to take it seriously.

What an absolutely schizo thread

>>213785677
why? it makes no sense
women have a sexual organ solely made for pleasure

>>213784240
They get sore.

>>213785739
They lack testosterone.
Testosterone makes you horny.
A guy will think about sex 12 times a day whereas a woman would think about it 12 times a year.

>>213783837
Low testosterone means women have very low libidos. They don't think about sex all the time like scrotes.

>>213785388
Fat Man stripped them from her

>>213785860
>>213785843
So tranny women, transmen or whatever, have the biggest masturbation addiction in the world?

>>213783792 (OP)
How the fuck do women cover their genitals so well with just a tiny piece of triangle bikini? How the fuck is she shaved so well that you can't even notice the marks?

>>213784240
This is just male brain projecting onto female physiology.
You're ignoring hormones and female psyche. Women aren't horny like men are. For them, sex is opportunistic, means to control a man and gain exclusivity to him. It's why they only want "chads". Not because the guy makes them horny, but because chad makes them feel safe and protected. A good looking guy can charm his way out of any mess, and women understand this. They don't need men to be muscle bound brutes (though it helps to look intimidating so danger takes a step back).
Women don't want sex, they give sex as a gift to men they want. As long as the man they want gets off to them, they are satisfied because it means the man will more likely commit to them. The female orgasm is optional.

>>213783847
OH NO! DID YOU JUST POST FROM A HECKIN PHONE!! IN 2025! SERIOUSLY!I CANT EVEN! A MOBILE PHONE IN HECKIN 2025! YOU CANT BE SERIOUS ANON! THERE IS NO WAY YOUR BROWSING THE INTERNET ON YOUR PHONE AND TABLET! FRANKLY I AM ASTONISHED! MY 9/10 QT CUMS BUCKETS THE VERS MOMENT I PULL OUT MY HDMI CABLE WHILE YOU SPORT A PHONE!? LMFAO!

>>213785890
Unironically yes. Their entire persona is based around gooning. Homosexuals fall into the same bracket. Has nothing to do with love or whatever, but everything to do with being horny and just trying to break down as many barriers to hyper pleasure.

>>213783837
They do
T. Banging 4 milfs

>>213785997
embarrassing virgin post

>>213784283
I use it for Spotify. Request desktop site and you can use it like premium. Far less adverts too.

>>213785997
Scientific and extremely accurate. Also can't be a poorfag. They expect you to take care of them financially. Watch how fast the sex dries up if you stop making money.

>>213785997
>>213786289
What's your previous relationship experience anons?

>>213783847
>>Apple mobile device image
>>poorest-quality thread
>>barely a few words
>Once again, the math checks out. Every time, 60% of the time
>Ban ALL phone posters from orbit. Only way to be sure.

>>213786047
I love you. Let's fuck?

>>213785739
The prostate and glans have an obvious function in men, but in women they are underdeveloped homologues. In evolutionary psychology it is pretty clear sexual pleasure has no purpose in women and is merely an "unintended" consequence of sharing genes with men.

Women's sexual behavior does not revolve around the act itself, rather their survival and reproduction depends on securing status within the tribe and resources to support them during the difficult pregnancy and their helpless infant. Thus they exhibit "display behavior", a bold subversion of the usual trope of male birds and male mammals dancing and butting heads with other males to impress a mate.

This is possibly because humans became dependent on teams of physically fit men to bring in most of the calories of the tribe and because a man can kill scores of his own species with a bow and arrow or some other creative means. Much of our behavior revolves around these men, men love sports and are competitive because they have to prove their status as a hunter-warrior of the tribe and can get violent if they feel someone is threatening this status. Women obsess with romance and fashion and being attractive and loved and get easily upset if they feel their partner or other people are being dismissive, because their survival and the survival of their children depended on it when they were cavewomen.

>>213786451
>sexual pleasure has no purpose in women
dicklet/sexless/incel/virgin/chud cope

the incelscience reminds me of broscience desu

>>213783920
nah, women are soft and enjoy physical contact with each other. You don't see male friends cuddling or hugging each other n shiet. Women do it all the time

>>213785843
>>213785860
estrogen makes you horny

>>213786549
all science is incel science

>>213786537
Seriously.
Holy shit.
What the fuck is this thread.
>Virgins
Can there really be any other explanation for this obtuse mountain of really fucking weird cope? >>213786451
Jesus Christ.

>>213786451
sexy goblin

>>213786537
no evolutionary purpose, if you want to last longer or use a vibrator for her pleasure then go ahead, I'm talking about something else entirely

>nooo you can't state facts if I construe them as being politically incorrect
this is why we hate reddit, you literally can't have a normal discussion without some reddit tourist getting triggered by some random innocuous thing

>>213783792 (OP)
Both blacked raw by a colossal mandingo python. Jungle seed for both cervixes. Double trouble.

Raw. Glorious mixed black babies in both wombs.

>>213783847
spbp
Look at all those phonefags sharting in rage

>>213786674
>In evolutionary psychology it is pretty clear sexual pleasure has no purpose in women
I was clearly referring to its evolutionary purpose, calm down

>>213786733
Why do skinny lesbians all look like teenage boys with some disorder?