I didn't even know this shit was being made let alone released last week on the 13th and HOLY FUCK it looks soo cheap....

https://youtu.be/-Oqql6RErHc?si=rx2xcw7LCsq4GMmq

And trash as expected while Bryan Singer was apparently developing a reboot in 2018 but left due to the multiple sexual assault allegations made against him and strange as you'd think Conan would be more his thing and allow him to revel in gleaming muscular faggotry like Zack Snyder's 300!

And if you needed another reason not to watch this shit the stupid mongoloid bitch they hired to play Sonja, Matilda Lutz, said the film will differ in tone from the "male gaze" of the comics, and present "a completely different story". However, the character's trademark bikini will remain the main costume for the film. On September 10, 2024, a set photo featuring a partially armored Sonja was posted to the Red Sonja Instagram account, followed by a clip showing the bikini.

In the film, Red Sonja's chainmail bikini "is used as an element of power that the emperor has over her ... But then she owns it," said Lutz.

>>213784084 (OP)

Using an SJW-NPC term like "male gaze", not only have you guaranteed I'll never watch your fucking garbage but actively root for it to fail, which I have no doubt it will, because you outright hate the primary audience for this type of movie, consisting of mostly white straight males, and don't even try to hide it as the media cheers on yet another ugly man hating dyke to run her mouth and damage the product she's trying to sell.

But you have to remember that SJW's have no intention in entertaining anyone or making money, just manufacturing controversy to attack white straight males while any objective criticism can be deflected as sexism/racism etc.... You know the drill as that's became their standard operating procedure for the last 15 years while calling men Incels and Chuds which was always their true motive because they're narcissistic sociopaths with the minds of children looking to invade, infest, take-away, ruin and/or destroy anything they can get their claws into with deliberate malicious intent under the guise of "social justice" when it's really about attaining attention/money/power and fueled by hate because of their Daddy issues.

Whatever, at least we still have the 1985 adaptation starring Brigitte Nielsen with Arnold Schwarzenegger co-starring as a different character.....

https://youtu.be/LWfEL_zAA78?si=BCHBA2981wLGMqDv

While the biggest tragedy about this reboot is that it wasn't Directed by Paul Verhoeven and starring Sydney Sweeney while I asked Sora to make a Red Sonja poster in the style of a Paul Verhoeven movie with blood and gore and it actually did it when normally it would refuse because it might violate its content policies...

!!!FACT!!!

>>213784100

I'm also wondering how long until they make a feature film version reboot of Xena: Warrior Princess while they missed the boat by not doing it a few years ago starring prime Alexandra DaDDario but will most likely cast another scrawny Jew like Gal Gadot as they did with Wonder Woman, another role DaDDario should have got.....

https://youtu.be/CtmhF3t8h3A?si=zEqJ08QgiBrTrUz-

!!!FACT!!!

Made by a tranny. Into the trash it goes.
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>>213784084 (OP)
We already have Conan though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlNuB8JHEK8

>>213784492
Fuck off CreepyThinMan is a staple on this board, even if he sometimes has retarded takes.

>>213784084 (OP)
>we're adapting something we hate
but why

We'll have fun shit watching once the torrent drops.
But somehow I think it's gonna be boring shit, not funny shit like War of the Worlds (2025). It will be forgotten one week afterwards like that latest Hellboy movie.

>>213785086
This was good.

CreepyIncelMan

>>213785942
Hew like fucking 50 btw

>>213785828
>>we're adapting something we hate
>but why

Hatred for its audience or haven't you noticed the same pattern over the last 10-15 years in TV shows, comic books, videogames etc... anything where the demographic majority consists of white straight males, they pollute with identity politics that kills the host before they move onto the next one.

They just want everyone to be as miserable as they are and why SJW's should NEVER be given the benefit of the doubt that anything they think, say and/or do is motivated by good intentions when it's really anger fueled by their own self-loathing and jealous of what others are or have.

Just look at the fucking infantile nonsense over Sydney Sweeney where old, fat, ugly cat ranchers are calling her a literal NAZI over a commercial for fucking jeans out of sheer envy!!!FACT!!!

>>213785942
>CreepyIncelMan

Except I'm married and have sex with my Wife on a regular basis because we love each other, something you will never experience and hopefully live long enough to lose everything and everyone you ever cared about and die alone, unloved and forgotten in a cold dark room with your ashes flushed down the nearest toilet because by then no one will care that you died, just as no one cares that you're alive now!!!FACT!!!