*sips*
>Oh my God.... this coffee
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>Gale this....... ive never tasted something so............
*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP*

>why the Hell are we selling crystal meth
Erm, because the margins are better, it's easier to mass manufacture, and training min wage young adults to autistically understand your coffee chemistry set is not viable

Idiot

this, isn't coffee

>BACK THE FUCK OFF MY COFFEE!

>213784622
>posteditagainaward.svg

>a 0.5 second pour of milk
>add raw sugar (1 tsp)
>this coffee is my design

>Ayyoo these coffee beans sourced local?

>>213785000
No, but they're roasted local

>>213784622 (OP)
Put that coffee down!
NAOW!

>>213784622 (OP)
Who wins in a fight?

>>213786438
Cooper from Twin Peaks.

>>213785000
Look at this fucking kike bitch.

>>213784622 (OP)
Wtf are you doing? Why do you keep making this thread?

>>213786438

>>213785000
>the last thing Ukrainian peasant sees before shot in the face by gulag guard