When was this burger cooked?
>Just now, chef
Was it prefabricated?
>We make the patties ourselves, chef.
Did you you use fresh ground beef?
>Yes, chef
Store bought?
>No, chef, we mince our own meat
Locally sourced?
>Our own organic farm nearby
What breed of cattle?
>Limousin crossbred with Wagyu, chef
Did you prep the bull yourself?
>Uhh, no chef...
FOKKIN 'ELL

The entire left side of his torso is a giant black and green permanent bruise from his bike accident and it tears him up that he is permanently disfigured. Shame it wasn't a Renner situation though or I could say sausage status?

>>213786678
>Being an adult man who rides a bicycle
Serves him right