This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a Ill bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a tollet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of if you catch my drift.

There's a reason they talk rhythmically about sucking on their homie's ''blunt'' while wearing their trousers around their ankles

>>213787354 (OP)
2hollis is the only heterosexual rapper out there bro.

>>213787375
blacks go to prison to get dicked down on the dl, few know this

>>213787354 (OP)
REMINDER : Tupac got his ass kicked by Michael Jackson

>>213787354 (OP)
Had a jew handler btw

>>213787508
any lore masters?

>>213787989
i do not know this lore but consider michael jackson was possibly the best dancer in the entire world and worked 26 hours a day perfecting those moves. i'd bet on him to stomp tupac any day.

>>213787937
Then why did mossad kill him?

>>213788994
he served his purpose of getting black boys to join gangs and shoot at each other

>>213787375
we are not the same species
im sick as fuck pretending we are

>>213787354 (OP)
>even the zestiest of the zest cucks you from beyond the grave
Man, it must suck to be Will Smith.

>>213790006
Will is a bit of a backdoor partyman himself

>>213790639
I heard Will Smith likes it when people get jiggy, big willy style, with his prostate

>>213787354 (OP)
I'll sometimes link with these kinds of niggas on the dl and a surprising amount of them want to be pissed on. And they have rules and standards for the piss, too. No alcohol piss and no coffee piss, don't be TOO hydrated because they want some color in it. Also don't just hose em down like it's the 1960s and he walked through the wrong neighborhood. No, you have to tinkle here and there and cut it off and let him "enjoy it" (weird). I have no clue what these guys do with the sheets that just got piss and nut on em but I wouldn't be surprised if they just sleep there. What's this thread about?

>>213787354 (OP)
americucks thought this was a badass toughguy and emulated him

>>213790755
>No alcohol piss and no coffee piss
what about matcha

>>213789943
And yet we can breed with them and have healthy offspring.
You're just racist.

>>213790755
Why do you choose to be gay

>>213791230
I have a 9in dong and am hyper sexual. If I had as much access to women I would stick to women. That said I do still fuck women but there's so much more effort to it. Twinks will basically do anything for a nut.

>>213791302
You're 7 and adding 2 inches for internet clout but otherwise this all checks out

>>213787989
>mj and Tupac at the same bbq
>Tupac dating Quincy Jones daughter
>the daughter grew up with MJ always around and calls him uncle Michael , he’s basically like family
>she’s talking to uncle Michael
>Tupac wants to leave but she’s having a nice time talking to Michael
>”hey bitch let’s go”
>MJ: don’t talk to her that way
>Tupac throws a punch and MJ leans back so it misses
>mj spins around “he he” throws a coupe of haymakers and lays Tupac out “SHAMONE!!!”

>>213787354 (OP)
>when you realize ALL black men who try to dress "with style" just end up coming off as faggots

For instance, I seriously just assumed Buckbreak Nigg here was a homosexual the first time I laid eyes on him, and apparently he isn't

>>213792075
look at his pouty lips and cocklorn gaze, that nigga dreaming of the cucumber fields