You'd cry and piss yourself like a bitch before getting stabbed to death begging for mercy. And that girl you brought along hoping to impress? Yeah, she won't be impressed by SHIT because she'd die too. All because you lack what Ra's al Ghul calls the will to act. Because you chose to be a passenger in your own life instead of the driver. A follower instead of a leader.

>>213788273 (OP)
I could beat up that chud.

>>213788273 (OP)
I’m American and carry a gun on me 24/7.

>>213788293
fpbp

>>213788273 (OP)
your best strategy would be trying to take advantage of his poor obscured vision with that sack on his head. play coy and as submission as possible until he gains enough proximity where youre comfortable to tackle him. football tackle him is all it'd take to his midsection and the guns immobilized. hes fat you can assume hes not very muscular, and has slow reflexes.
high chance you die but it's not impossible. an experienced killer though would never give you that distance.

>>213788273 (OP)
I’ve never cared about impressing girls and i never will

>>213788273 (OP)
It doesn't matter cuz he already lost by being a beta bitch and using a gun. Fight 1v1 with your fist like a real man

>>213788273 (OP)
Vague, generic philosophy from a superhero movie wouldn't help you against a lunatic with a gun and a knife.

>>213788399
Reminds me of that webm where the guy trying to throw down gets shot, screams like a bitch and dies lmao

>>213788440
>superhero
What was the superpower?

>>213788510
not being caught

>>213788318
>2npbp
Just act like you're reaching for your wallet and then blast him. Either you win or you die with your boots on, so you still win

>>213788273 (OP)
Nah, I’d be fine. I always carry, I’m sure st some point he’d let his guard down and I’d be able to get a shot off. At the very least if I did die I’d die trying to fight back.

I would just run away knowing I was much faster than my girlfriend and that he would probably prefer the girl

>>213788586
kek that might work but youre a witness so the meek girl has more of a chance of sneaking away while hes occupied with shooting you zig zagging away awkwardly
best thing imo is tackle attempt >>213788323

>>213789044
Women are like deer in headlights, she'd be frozen in shock at abandonment and also fear that the fat fuck gunman could train back on her at any moment. Most females are utterly useless and lack survival instincts in these situations.

>>213788510
He was talking about Batman you dope

>>213788273 (OP)
If I was on that picnic blanket with my Wife. It wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that field, and then me saying, 'OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.'

If I recall correctly they first spot him quite far away, they had to time to run into the water, crawl for a bit then continue underwater once he gets too close, you can put a decent 30-40 meters on him and then it's up to his accuracy, the girl will probably die though

But more realistically I'd expect it to be a simple robbery, get tied up and die like a fool

>>213790737
What's Batman's superpower?

>>213791117
Benchpress 1,200 lbs also, at least in the US, being rich is a superpower

>>213788273 (OP)
I could survive this scenario just fine.

>>213788273 (OP)
if someone is holding a gun and you don't, it's game over for you retard

>>213788273 (OP)
I'd slap this shit out of this faggot. no way i'm looking like a pussy in front a woman.

>>213791041
doubt you could swim underwater long enough with clothes on. he couldnt shoot you very well underwater even from close range but anytime you took air and panicked breaths he could blast your skull

I would stand firm and tell him to go home.