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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:49:41 PM No.213788699
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why do humans never try to negotiate with xenomorphs?

we can give our food and resources to aliens and they can give their workers and create goo for eco friendly housings

i believe that human being and xenomorphs can coexist peacefully
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:51:52 PM No.213788734
>>213788699 (OP)
>why do humans never try to negotiate with Israelis?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:05:08 PM No.213788924
>>213788699 (OP)
hehe epic *farts*
WOOPS
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:05:22 PM No.213788931
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>>213788699 (OP)
why do humans never try to mate with xenomorphs
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:32:25 PM No.213789343
>>213788699 (OP)
Base form of communation was attempted in Resurrection. They made the xenomorph learn not to chimp out, or it would get punished by a freezing machine, and by the time the specimen escaped, it figured out the connection, that if a button is pushed, the freeze machine turns on, and the xenomorph froze solid it's former captor. With a better cage, and better incentives, not impossible to train it to do some tricks, but I can't imagine any chore that the xenomorph would be more capable for, than purpose built machines, and synths, also the risk would never worth keeping them alive. The most if have to offer is being some research subject for pharma, and chemicals, or being a glorified zoo exhibit, but those with the constant risk of containment breach, and mass casualties. If you add up what humanity have lost within the franchise already, two massive space stations, three massive ships, and an entire semi-terraformed planet, plus whatever casualites this tv-show will add, and not much to show for it. I suppose they could farm the xenomorphs for their special acid, for whichever industry may need that, and use the facehuggers as a brutal execution method for the most depraved criminals, aside of playing god with genetic engineering.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:54:20 PM No.213789751
>>213789343
>whichever industry
New improved draino just dropped
The acid is so strong in the novels that they needed a special container and the best one only lasted 3 days before they had to jettison it into space... where at some point eventually someone traveling ftl would eventually hit it
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:58:38 PM No.213789819
>>213789751
In theory it could be diluted. Also pollution from more advanced chemical solutions, may need a more advanced cleaning chemical to remove them.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:53:51 PM No.213790752
>>213788699 (OP)
The Alien is inherently evil anon. It needs the rape and murder of another organism just to be born.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:03:42 PM No.213790944
>>213790752
no living being is inherently evil.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:05:49 PM No.213790985
>>213790944
Africans and muslims
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:08:05 PM No.213791029
>>213788699 (OP)
they are communicating with them in alien earth and by the end of the show they will transfer the mind of a xenomorph in a synthetic body to talk to it
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:09:25 PM No.213791056
>>213790944
H.R. Giger's Alien is.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:10:26 PM No.213791077
>>213791029
The depths of stupidity being endless isn't so bad when you can laugh at it.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:26:01 PM No.213791423
>>213788931
Would mate with xeno morph woman if she has nice vagina and tits and ass
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:27:02 PM No.213791438
>>213790944
Mountain lions.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:30:42 PM No.213791506
>>213790944
Anon it's literally the title of the movie.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:43:00 PM No.213791760
>>213788699 (OP)
>negotiate with a weapon designed for total extermination
Its like trying to negotiate with a cluster nuclear warhead.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:43:04 PM No.213791762
>>213788699 (OP)
Realistically the xenomorph wouldn't even be able to take modern China.
Just spread a rumor they taste delicious and its inner jaws can extend your life if ground up and imbibed, and they'll have caught and carved it up by sundown.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:44:14 PM No.213791784
>>213790944
Enjoy getting facehugged (at best).
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:45:03 PM No.213791801
>>213791423
good morning
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:46:03 PM No.213791821
>>213790944
Evil doesn't exist
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:46:42 PM No.213791837
>>213791029
Putting a mind in a synth body doesnt teach it english
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:50:30 PM No.213791917
>>213791837
how many time shave you done it?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:54:41 PM No.213791986
>>213789343
>aside of playing god with genetic engineering
Yeah, about that...
>lost two space stations
>one of those was akin to a capital city of one of humanity's factions
>created a virus that would allow a host to spawn multiple xenomorphs once infected
>allowed virus to turn a host inside out into a xenomorph
>created knee-bursters
>turned lemurs into xenomorphs with ringed tails
And dont even try to guess what happened to bees...
Xenomorphs are a bioweapon designed for total extermination. You dont negotiate with it. You dont "study" it. You dont anything with it. You NUKE it. You ANNIHILATE it. Because it is the one thing that is absolutely guaranteed to do that to you as soon as it gets a chance.