>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!
>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”
>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.
>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”
>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.
>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?
>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now

>>213788787 (OP)
if you're going to serve the same pasta everyday take out
>unoriginal.

>>213788787 (OP)
yeah this guys a tard no wonder he's an alchy. why would i trust a wino? A poison cum guzzler?

I can only watch so many videos about Rachel Ziegler. Like, yeah, she said some really dumb shit on a red carpet one time, but does that warrant 30+ videos about it? It’s kinda pathetic after a certain point.

>>213789389
It was always pathetic.

>>213788787 (OP)
>IMG_1755.jpg
phonepajeet thread

>>213788787 (OP)

>Calls himself "Analyzing Evil"
>Just recaps the plot instead of doing analysis

>>213788787 (OP)
Buy an ad faggot

I just watched a vid he did talking about a scene in Weapons where a cop gets stabbed with a junkie's needles. He said the cop must have had a phobia with how the cop freaked out, he apparently doesn't know that junkies commonly spread hiv/hepatitis/etc through sharing needles. Seems like he might be kinda dumb.

>>213789704
AI vids.

Castrate all capeshit watchers and producers, promoters of capeshittery of all kinds

>>213788787 (OP)
This guy might be the biggest idiot on YouTube. And that's really saying something.

>>213788787 (OP)
>grifter
tranny buzzword. fuck you and this jewtuber faggot both

>>213788787 (OP)
Same energy.

>>213789704
A-fucking-men. Cannot stand those videos. Pseudo-intellectual white noise with no substance.

how does he drink the whisky with the cap on?

>>213788787 (OP)
>>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?
This is the single worst aspect of his channel. It's like the Whatever podcast, where guys will indulge in their minute of hate with young e-girls, before going to their OF and donating money to them. I hate what the internet has become. I miss Tourettes Guy.

>>213790806
>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?

Based. I just subscribed.

I adore him

>>213788787 (OP)
Based and accurate

>>213788787 (OP)
You forgot the laughing from the fifth element

>>213788787 (OP)
i read it in his voice

>>213788787 (OP)
Based Drinker living rent free on /tv/

>agricultural soil
and there seemed to be several grins underground

>are you the one who pays?
>yes
>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
that made him angry

>this, cheese
*very heavy accent
there was then laughter and shame
and it was 18 years ago

>pero no te atreviste
*hand on the shoulder
and it was red monkey and humanoid dragon
stuff from yet 1b

>it's more expensive?
>yes
>go fuck yourself!
>go fuck yourself you,you son of a bitch!!
that's how the conversation went
and it was five years ago

>I'm not eating anymore
>not on a plate
that's how the conversation went
and it was four years ago

>listen,me and them are going to the bath. After that I'll give your equipment back,for now give me 100 bucks to buy some meat
that was the text
and it was five years ago

>>213788787 (OP)
He ain’t wrong tho

>>213788787 (OP)
>Y'know the new capeshit isn't that bad
thanksh for the cheque, disney

>>213788787 (OP)
needs more shart noises

Samefag loony troon thread