Thread 213789012 - /tv/ [Archived: 125 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:10:59 PM No.213789012
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This movie is legitimately fucking hilarious.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:19:30 PM No.213789125
oh my science!
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:27:35 PM No.213789257
>>213789125
This poster is brown
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:36:17 PM No.213790443
>>213789012 (OP)
The first half is ok, then Ari gets lost in his "I must humilliate ritual the goyim protag despite him being right all along" thing and has a shit 3rd act

the thing worked when he was clowning on clownworld. Fuck, he almost had it, what a shame
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:45:42 PM No.213790603
>>213789012 (OP)
I did enjoy it last night ngl
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:48:14 PM No.213790644
It and Warfare are the only real films I've seen this year that were actually unique and engaging. F1 gets an honorary mention for being above average slop.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:49:16 PM No.213790658
Why is Ari Aster so pretentious????
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:51:32 PM No.213790706
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>>213790443
>polspeak
Into the trash you go
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:11:28 PM No.213791105
>>213790706
He's right though, once the black guy is framed... or even once the mayor gets removed from the picture, the movie loses its way. Fizzles out. It kinda recovers for a little while there during the showdown vs the globalist mercenaries but the social war thing it was doing before was so much more interesting.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:25:21 PM No.213791407
>>213789012 (OP)
Eh. Maybe for like first 80%. Then, it's just usual Ari Aster spiral. Basically what >>213790443 said
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:44:50 PM No.213791796
>>213790443
>despite him being right all along
>>>/pol/
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:00:18 PM No.213792089
watching leftists trying to figure out whether it's making fun of them or not has been amusing
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:01:52 PM No.213792121
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:03:03 PM No.213792150
>>213790443
>didn't even watch it

Just say you didn't even watch it anon
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:04:09 PM No.213792172
>>213790443
Welcome to my chud life... just another twisted day in this clown world honk honk.... why yes 1% of people own 99% of wealth... but have you noticed some of those people are of an ethnicity!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:04:53 PM No.213792184
>>213792089
Yeah they'll be like "well Ted Garcia is clearly not a REAL progressive" and it's like yeah, neither are you, not really, not sincerely, not in any truly real or constructive way, and that's the whole point
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:06:37 PM No.213792220
>>213790443
why did shills get mad at this post?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:07:21 PM No.213792238
>>213792089
It's not hard to figure out because you'd have to be a huge leftist to make fun of them as accurately as Aster does
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:08:18 PM No.213792261
>>213792238
no, you just have to be a kike acting like he's above both manipulated goyim sides
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:09:07 PM No.213792285
>>213792220
You're allowed to have opinions man you don't need to run to us to validate them every time.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:09:28 PM No.213792294
>>213792220
Because it's literally true.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:11:22 PM No.213792339
>>213792261
exactly.

You can pretend you don't care, poke funs, play victim when anyone call you out, doesn't matter, AIPAC buys the two sides anyway
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:15:57 PM No.213792432
>>213792261
Not true, conservatives have no understanding of material conditions just whatever identity politics culture war slop is served up to them that week. Ask any of them what labour theory of value is and they give you the fluoride stare. That clearly isn't Aster.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:39:51 PM No.213792919
>>213792184
Ted was always a lib stand-in, nothing to do with being a progressive or a leftist
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:43:19 PM No.213793020
I want to watch it again to catch all the little details I missed
>the board with all the bad slogans
>the mom’s schizo rambling
>all the websites people were browsing on their phones
>the wife’s weird art
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:54:21 PM No.213793301
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>>213789012 (OP)
>movie flops first weekend
>immediately announce a sequel
Is this the new Hollywood meta to try and hype up your slop?
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:58:33 PM No.213793427
>>213792432
same fluoride stare you'd give when confronted with the idea of economism, of the inversion of values by slave moralities or the machinistic hyperstitionality of capital. Sophomoric marxistslop is not the sacred, objective frame of reference you think it to be, and your post is as full of culture-war psyop jargon as that of your perceived enemies.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:01:11 PM No.213793495
https://youtu.be/FyU9fEHSwSI

>waaahhh the algorithm is driving us all meshuggah
>waaahhh the internet is evil, its like in the tale of the Golem, oy gewalt!

just as I thought, that hysterical psychotic jew is a total midwit
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:01:53 PM No.213793509
>>213792089
They are coping hard
>they weren’t antifa they were just mercenaries or hitmans!!!
>ackshually the movie isn’t making fun of democrat politicians making deals with big corporations!!
>ackshually white guilt speak and anti white theory in the movie was not portrayed as a bad thing!!!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:08:21 PM No.213793672
>>213793301
movies like that don't need big box office gross to be profitable. It's a good movie from a high profile director and has top names in the cast. It will eventually make the money back on streaming and tv rights. Same thing happened with Black Bag from Soderbergh and hundreds of other movies
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:08:50 PM No.213793683
>>213793495
kek, so /tv/ was literally spot-on as usual
how the fuck can we read them so well
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:11:39 PM No.213793760
>>213793495
WOW, thanks Ari! Between "white christians are murderous psychopaths" and "white pagans are murderous psychopaths" I can always count on you to tell me when (((they))) are manipulating me!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:14:37 PM No.213793843
>>213790443
Kek, With Eddington Aster actually made fun of people like you who'd rather fight among themselves about petty politics while the corporations are taking over. You post is incredibly ironic.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:15:40 PM No.213793883
>>213790443
Once he resorted to killing, he was doomed to karmic punishment.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:19:10 PM No.213793974
>>213793843
The "corporations" are the jews dumbass. When the fuck are you going to get it. Not even having a jew telling it to your face, while dabbing on the performative and (((manipulated))) nature of your liberalism, which this movie does for two hours, you get it.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:30:14 PM No.213794249
>>213793974
Retard, even if there were 0 Jewish CEOs you would still have the rich dominating your life. Their religion or ethnicity doesn't matter, it's their class.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:31:19 PM No.213794268
>>213793883
Fair, so hint at the black guy's eventual symmetric revenge, it's a good ending. The previous half hour humiliation ritual on the sheriff, down to the cgi penis, was too hebrew, my dude, it jumped the shark. Not the movie's biggest problem though, it lost steam at the same time and that's a shame.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:35:11 PM No.213794349
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>>213794249
>even if there were 0 Jewish CEOs
Oh but we don't live in that imaginary parallel reality of yours in which they are not the CEOs, do we? They're the CEOs, they're the banks, they're the press, they're the tech military media corpos, the global think tanks, the owners of your politicians, your ruling class. Wake the fuck up.
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:36:54 PM No.213794389
>>213794349
You're the one that needs to wake the fuck up retard, the rich are your enemies; not Jews
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:39:00 PM No.213794434
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:50:12 PM No.213794680
>The term “SolidGoldMagikarp” refers to an anomalous token identified in language models like GPT-2 and GPT-3, which, when encountered, leads to unexpected or erratic outputs. This phenomenon was first detailed in a LessWrong article by Jessica Rumbelow and Matthew Watkins, where they explored how certain tokens, including “SolidGoldMagikarp,” cause models to behave unpredictably.
this was the name of the data center, interesting
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:02:50 PM No.213794939
I grow weary of all these "individual narratives are usurped, society is incoherent" post-modern works
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:06:50 PM No.213795028
>>213791105
But the social war is precisely distraction to keep the NPC's too busy from seeing what bureaucrats and "asset managers" are doing with a debt-based economy that needs life-long subscribers under intense surveillance. Aster never punches up. He's afraid to bite the hands that feed.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:07:05 PM No.213795033
>>213794389
>the rich are your enemies
You're just a resentful jackass. I bet you'd rather live in a country with no social mobility or upper class, just rulers and serfs? (hint - you wouldn't be one of the rulers)
>>213794349
>the jews are your enemies
Any intellectual discipline is full of Jews because they have high verbal IQs on average, they can be free market Austrians like Rothbard or hardcore commies like Marx, but they're usually beta males that tend toward lefty groupthink.
AIPAC would have no power if it weren't for the massive bloated government they were influencing. If influence is the game, yeah the Jews are going to be some of the best at it. The point is that the system shouldn't exist they are influencing. The best years of innovative, exceptional America had the least government involvement.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:08:41 PM No.213795063
>>213794939
> Aster: Copying phrases from the internet + repeating thinkpiece pundits = le social critique!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:09:36 PM No.213795086
>I wouldn’t argue that I’m equating one with the other. Sure, on one side you have people who are hypocritical and annoying, and maybe less sincere than they purport to be. And on another side, you have people who are ruining and destroying lives, yes.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:11:30 PM No.213795134
>>213794389
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks, polfag. The rich are not the enemies.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:13:03 PM No.213795175
>>213792432
The ‘left’ has not cared about the labor theory of value since the 90s, which is also around the time most of this board was born and so it’s about as relevant to current politics as the Ottoman Empire
It’s also a retarded ‘theory’ and all of the communist parties which control modern states have dropped the LTV
Even you, the last economic leftist alive, can’t defend the labor theory of value - that’s why modern leftism has become about wearing women’s clothes and importing migrants instead
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Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:20:35 PM No.213795355
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>>213795175
>>213792432
>labor theory of value
lmao force a leftist to build a cabin in the woods, see how much "labor" he has to put in and then see the "value" of the kindling shitpile he builds.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:35:02 PM No.213795662
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>>213792919
There is literally NO discernible difference in ability or measurable sincerity between the two. The only usual difference is that so-called "progressives/leftists" look ugly and stinky like an infected wound (picrel)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:37:45 PM No.213795730
>>213794349
You're legitimately an idiot, probably obese
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:38:35 PM No.213795751
>>213789012 (OP)
Definitely his best film, glad he refused to be a meme horror director.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:44:35 PM No.213795879
>>213795175
NTA but why does 4chan defend the labor theory of value every time they shit on AI "slop"?