>DUDE, if you know how to make sandwiches, Scarlett Johansson and Sofia Vergara will want you even if you're a chubby dork

>>213790508 (OP)
>...sandwiches?
>Did you say... sandwiches?

>>213790548
OH GOD CALL 911 HE'S HAVING ANOTHER EPISODE

HE THINKS HE'S BACK IN THE KITCHEN, HE HAS POST-TRAUMATIC CHEF SYNDROME

>>213790593
This sandwich looks like it should have bacon on it but I guess Sandler doesn't eat bacon, does he?

So all I need to do to get a woman like this is cook?

>>213790631
There's kosher bacon made of turkey or beef.

>right so I'm gonna direct and star in a movie where I'm a hotshot chef who's a misunderstood genius held back by retarded hollywood exe-I mean restaurant owners and I'm fucking both Scarlet Johansson and Sofia Viagra, also there's not really any conflict its just me fucking about in a food truck until the snob asshole food critic kisses my ring at the end
uh okay jon sounds great

>>213790508 (OP)
If he put ugly women in the movie you'd be making fun of him for that instead.

>>213790709
There's something other than ugly women and the hottest women in Hollywood. He could have had someone like Jenna Fischer.

>>213790508 (OP)
>gotta roll up my sleeves so people can see my sick tats

>>213790593
Reminds me of the Harley Quinn webm.

>>213790661
What's the point?

>>213790508 (OP)
Chef is my comfort film but that performative shit he does with the grilled cheese always makes my eye twitch.

>>213790508 (OP)
He did fine dining and you can find some of the hottest food women serving in fine dining. Not insane but still silly when Scarlett was orgasming over his pasta

Cooking is a top skill to have to get girls that any normie can attain. Learn it.