>It's a bottle episode.

>Its this thread again

>>213791023
First time I've seen this one. Are you confusing it with a The Simpsons thread?

Loathsome Dung Eater

>>213791012 (OP)
Why did he have the gun, bros?

>>213791054
W-what?

> Its Brian stops 9/11 episode

>It's a "please give us an Emmy" episode

>It's Baskin Roberts episoderts

>>213791078
>pic
jej

>>213791012 (OP)
I hate every single bottle episode. It’s a masturbatory exercise by TV writers and a way to save money.

>>213791012 (OP)
this entire episode plot is from Magnum P.I

>>213791012 (OP)
I always thought it was weird how Brian and Stewie get so utterly wrecked on one half-bottle of champagne each in this episode.

>>213791816
We're talking a small dog and a baby, a bottle of 12% champagne would easily get them hammered. Hell I remember when I was a 130 lb teenager and 3 Coronas would get me drunk. Now I have to drink hard liquor or 9% stouts to feel it.
Don't become an alcoholic.

>>213791816
Brian is a medium sized dog and Stewie is a baby, Brian would weigh approximately 30kgs and Stewie around 10kgs.
A 750ml bottle of 12% champagne has around 71g of pure ethanol, with the prior body weights we can approximately calculate the BAC to be 1.97‰ for Brian and 4.73‰ for Stewie if they went 50/50 on the bottle, or 2.63‰ for Brian and 3.16‰ for Stewie if Brian drank 2/3rds and Stewie the remaining 1/3rd.
Anyways, we are talking about a very high BAC in either case here.
The lower your body mass is, the more fucked up you will get.

Cram band