Sacrebleu! Ze commander was a woman all along!

Imagine the rape.

>>213791765

>>213791765
Do you think English tapped that fundussy while she was waiting trial at that dingy dungeon?

>>213791746 (OP)
>her second in command became a massively prolific raper/killer/eater of young children

Was it God?

>>213791890
Gilles de Rais was based as fuck

>>213791890
Just another day in medieval France

>>213791746 (OP)
Why was Carolingian empire badass, but then France became pushover, only capable of fighting various native tribes, then Napoleon made it badass, then it became a pushover since?
And why no movies about Charlemagne?

>>213791746 (OP)
just like in my d&d campaigns!

>>213791890
I'd become murderous too if the French had killed my tomboy waifu

>>213792221
>And why no movies about Charlemagne?
Christopher Lee's concept album is unironically really good, just treat it as a film musical

>>213792221
The fuck are you talking about anon there were no "various native tribes" in medieval western europe

>>213791833
Tremendously so. There wasn't a Gilded age for Knights were brutes and mercenaries. Grape was common.

Why do we have shit names and in medieval times they had cool names

>>213791890
>after a confession

>>213791890
>God sends a literal anime IRL waifu teen battle queen to turn your collection of self interested robber barons and jews into a proud coherent nation that can stand up to the paedophile English, Satanic Civilization Destroying Heathenistic German, and Deracinated Muslim Spaniards
>she does
>said barons and jews cut the legs out from under her once she's secured enough territory for them and let her get captured and brutalized by pedo Brits

Dude was just carrying on Gods Holy mission. The French aristocracy let Joan die, so their children would die too.

>>213792330
>there were no "various native tribes" in medieval western europe

Not after the Pope's demons got rid of them.

>>213791890
Church fanfic, same with Bathory. They just wanted to seizer their lands and money, but deRais was worse since he was spreading some uncofortable truths about the new king and his truce with England, that fucking backstabber

>>213791833
And being brutally and anonymously executed for disrupting the most important trial of the moment, I don't think so.

>>213792358
It's not like any other era was any better. Hell, it's not like there's no murderrape in conflicts today.

>>213791746 (OP)
armour flaps for quick rape?

>>213792330
France was push-over between end of Charlemagne and Napoleon.